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  • pellegrino
    miserere me
    • Jan 2009
    • 12100
    #1

    "Overheard at BYU"

    So I stumbled upon this group on facebook and found it quite entertaining. It's a collection of things people have heard or overheard while on campus at BYU.

    Facebook
    http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/pages/Overheard-BYU/241574672090?ref=nf


    notables:

    Physical Science 100 TA: I hope I get translated while wearing this shirt; I don't want to leave it behind.

    My roommate's boyfriend while watching the Olympic ice dancing competition: "Ewww...I see bad things through her tights."

    Teacher: What is instant gratification or happiness?
    Girl: Chocolate.
    Guy: Oatmeal!
    Teacher: Oatmeal?!
    Guy: Yeah, like instant oatmeal...

    A young man was carrying his scriptures around and they were covered with a fur cover.
    Girl: Your scripture cover is hardcore. Just thought I'd let you know.
    Boy: Thanks. ...You wanna pet it?
    Girl: ....Um.... No, thank you. I'm good.
    I sense there could be some gems posted on this group.
    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
    Alessandro Manzoni

    Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

    pelagius
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    • Fiyero
      Banned
      • Nov 2008
      • 5266
      #2
      Here's another:

      Facebook
      http://www.facebook.com/pages/ShitMyDadSays/223123485280


      "A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."

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        • Indy Coug
          Heartless Bastard
          • Dec 2008
          • 18747
          #3
          Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
          So I stumbled upon this group on facebook and found it quite entertaining. It's a collection of things people have heard or overheard while on campus at BYU.

          Facebook
          http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/pages/Overheard-BYU/241574672090?ref=nf


          notables:



          I sense there could be some gems posted on this group.
          Petting furry scriptures has got to be one of the kinkiest things I've ever heard.
          Everything in life is an approximation.

          http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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            • DU Ute
              RIP CUF
              • Dec 2008
              • 7393
              #4
              Do these guys know they're gay?

              Two friends talking about marriage:
              Male friend (completely serious): "I want to get married early in the day, so that my wife and I have plenty of time in the evening to write in our journals about the day and everything"
              Female friend: "WHAT!?!? or you could HAVE SEX!"
              boy: "Don't quote me on this, but if I could be a woman, I would DEFINITELY be Celine Dion. Just sayin'."
              My roommate's boyfriend while watching the Olympic ice dancing competition: "Ewww...I see bad things through her tights."
              "I would just whip out my wand and be like lets duel.
              Guy 1: I can't wait until I'm married so I can go to bed sooner. We'll be in bed by 10:30 or 11 every night. Then it'll be so much easier to wake up in the morning.
              Guy 2: Yeah, I'm so excited for that!
              "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
              "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
              "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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                • pellegrino
                  miserere me
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 12100
                  #5
                  today's gems


                  one guy to another: "You know for being so similar in spelling, the words Touche and Douche are pronounced very differently."
                  girl 1: Who would major in Neuroscience anyways?
                  girl 2: Well she'll make more money then all of us combined.
                  girl 1:Unless she becomes a mom, then she'll make nothing but babies

                  "It sounds like a secret combination! ... I just hope I don't get caught up in some mega cult and have to run for my life for the next five years."
                  Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                  God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                  Alessandro Manzoni

                  Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                  pelagius

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                    • Guest
                      #6
                      I read some of these 'overheards' grouped for Valentine's Day...


                      -- "If he can't figure out the public transportation system, well ... I don't want you dating him." (Mother to teenage girl, overheard at San Francisco General by Douglas Michael Massing)

                      -- "She said if a man drinks out of a straw when they are on a date, that's the last date." (Female walker, overheard near Corte Madera Creek by Jackie Littman)

                      -- "If you make air quotes with your fingers one more time, this date is over." (Young blonde to young bearded man, overheard at Nettie's Crab Shack by Dan Henry)

                      -- "I know he doesn't like women. But he likes me. Really." (Woman to man, overheard in front of Mel's Diner on Mission Street by David Bolton)


                      Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...#ixzz0gQqCM9Rs

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                        • dabrockster
                          Senior Member
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 10929
                          #7
                          Fan...

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                            • BigPiney
                              Huge Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 12357
                              #8
                              one guy to another: "You know for being so similar in spelling, the words Touche and Douche are pronounced very differently."
                              Cause it is really spelled Touché, you douche.

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