Dabrockster's misadventures from the Bathroom Stall.

[dabrockster]

OK. Please feel free to add your misadvenutres if you like as well.

However, This was a first time for me. I entered the bathroom to catch a guy relieving himself with his plastic lunch bag at his waist in his other hand. He zipped up with his free hand and then proceed to walk out the door without either washing his hands or hosing down his lunch bag from the fact it was splattered by his piss as well.

Words cannot describe the thoughts that are now entering my mind as I think of the places he and his lunch bag is now headed.. I can only curl up in the fetal position with my thoroughly cleaned thumb placed in mouth for comfort...


All kidding aside. Who seriously holds their lunch bag while doing this?? There is a freaking counter top in most bathrooms...

[Blueintheface]

OK. Please feel free to add your misadvenutres if you like as well.

However, This was a first time for me. I entered the bathroom to catch a guy relieving himself with his plastic lunch bag at his waist in his other hand. He zipped up with his free hand and then proceed to walk out the door without either washing his hands or hosing down his lunch bag from the fact it was splattered by his piss as well.

Words cannot describe the thoughts that are now entering my mind as I think of the places he and his lunch bag is now headed.. I can only curl up in the fetal position with my thoroughly cleaned thumb placed in mouth for comfort...


All kidding aside. Who seriously holds their lunch bag while doing this?? There is a freaking counter top in most bathrooms...

Maybe he had the whizenator in there and not his lunch. You're right about the handwashing though, even if he made no contact with his puma.

[falafel]

OK. Please feel free to add your misadvenutres if you like as well.

However, This was a first time for me. I entered the bathroom to catch a guy relieving himself with his plastic lunch bag at his waist in his other hand. He zipped up with his free hand and then proceed to walk out the door without either washing his hands or hosing down his lunch bag from the fact it was splattered by his piss as well.

Words cannot describe the thoughts that are now entering my mind as I think of the places he and his lunch bag is now headed.. I can only curl up in the fetal position with my thoroughly cleaned thumb placed in mouth for comfort...


All kidding aside. Who seriously holds their lunch bag while doing this?? There is a freaking counter top in most bathrooms...

Maybe it was a colostomy bag.

[Donuthole]

OK. Please feel free to add your misadvenutres if you like as well.

However, This was a first time for me. I entered the bathroom to catch a guy relieving himself with his plastic lunch bag at his waist in his other hand. He zipped up with his free hand and then proceed to walk out the door without either washing his hands or hosing down his lunch bag from the fact it was splattered by his piss as well.

Words cannot describe the thoughts that are now entering my mind as I think of the places he and his lunch bag is now headed.. I can only curl up in the fetal position with my thoroughly cleaned thumb placed in mouth for comfort...


All kidding aside. Who seriously holds their lunch bag while doing this?? There is a freaking counter top in most bathrooms...

Question: Do you really think there are less germs/bacteria on the counter top than there are at the urinal?

[UteStar]

Question: Do you really think there are less germs/bacteria on the counter top than there are at the urinal?

When using the urinal, I rest my lunch on top of my noggin. I know my hair is clean. On the way out, I turn on the blow drier and use it to blow away any urine mist that my lunch, hands or face may have come in contact with. I feel like I leave the bathroom even cleaner than when I entered.

[dabrockster]

Question: Do you really think there are less germs/bacteria on the counter top than there are at the urinal?

:confused2::flush:

Well. I used too..

[clackamascoug]

I knew a guy that had a plastic Lays Stack (potato chips) container that he kept at his desk. About once a day he would empty it at the drinking fountain, and rinse the container. I avoided that drinking fountain.

[RobinFinderson]

Unless he had a urinary tract infection, urine is sterile... more sterile than any other surface in the room.

[Clark Addison]

Question: Do you really think there are less germs/bacteria on the counter top than there are at the urinal?

I don't dispute your point, which is why I follow the novel strategy of never, ever bringing any food into a public restroom. I've never found it particularly hard to follow this rule.

[dabrockster]

I don't dispute your point, which is why I follow the novel strategy of never, ever bringing any food into a public restroom. I've never found it particularly hard to follow this rule.

Great point.. Seems easy and simple, but for some.. I really don't know what they are thinking...

[Maximus]

I had a guy grab at my legs, stand up and look at me and ask if I was gay.

[statman]

Unless he had a urinary tract infection, urine is sterile... more sterile than any other surface in the room.

Correct!

I had a big fight with a missionary companion about this fact. It wasn't a fight to me - I knew I was right and he was wrong. But I wouldn't concede to his insistance that I was full of shit. And he wouldn't let it go (it was, after all, the days before Google). He'd bring it up all the time. And it obviously bothered him that I was so sure of myself and so surely wrong.

About 3 years later, I ran into him at BYU. And the first thing he said to me was "You were right. Urine is sterile." My wife was very confused...

[Donuthole]

It wasn't a fight to me - I knew I was right and he was wrong. But I wouldn't concede to his insistance that I was full of shit. And he wouldn't let it go (it was, after all, the days before Google). He'd bring it up all the time. And it obviously bothered him that I was so sure of myself and so surely wrong.

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[dabrockster]

Today, I was in the stall when this guy came up and for some odd reason out of all the empty stalls decided to choose the one next to me.

I had not problem with that but the guy was huffing and puffing like he just ran a marathon. Including letting some loud gas in the process or his pissing and grunting..


If you are going to have your own instrumental procession with your daily piss. DON'T come waltzing up next to me..

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Correct!

I had a big fight with a missionary companion about this fact. It wasn't a fight to me - I knew I was right and he was wrong. But I wouldn't concede to his insistance that I was full of shit. And he wouldn't let it go (it was, after all, the days before Google). He'd bring it up all the time. And it obviously bothered him that I was so sure of myself and so surely wrong.

About 3 years later, I ran into him at BYU. And the first thing he said to me was "You were right. Urine is sterile." My wife was very confused...

You would have used Google on your mission? So are you like mullah lite?