Originally posted by falafel
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Friday afternoon sex question
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The answer is "Yes, I fully support Friday afternoon sex." Was that the question?Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...
None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.
I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.
--Portland Ute
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I think UD is referring to the friction phenomenon after prolonged sex with this jpg. The Garden of Eden can turn to a ghost town fairly quickly.Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
May I suggest:
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LOL!Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
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I think Color Me Badd Fan may prove inspirational for next week's question.Originally posted by falafel View PostI am looking forward to this new weekly sex question thread. I wonder what next week's question will be!?If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.
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I would tend to agree that after a certain length of time, things just get uncomfortable. But what is that length of time?Originally posted by SoCalCoug View PostYou hear talk about how long men can last having sex, and you hear stories of people having sex for hours.
I'm going to put myself on the line here and say hour-long sex sounds tiring, messy, and friction-burn-inducing. As good as sex can be, am I the only one who doesn't think an extended session of sex is that appealing?
There's a reason roller coasters go on for only a minute or two - you just can't that much excitement over a long period of time.
I'm not a sex expert (I've been married twice, but that's about it for me), and maybe there's a bunch of tantric sex practitioners or porn stars on here but are we overly obsessed with how long men can last having sex?
Isn't the answer to the question of how long sex should take, as long as it takes for the woman to orgasm? Or if that's just not going to happen, until it becomes uncomfortable (which I suspect happens sooner than we men think)?Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...
None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.
I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.
--Portland Ute
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very good. ok, my previous problem is that I was trying to find humor in your pics. No wonder I wasn't getting the joke. There is no joke.Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
I hereby retract the gloss I gave you (The .JPG comic) and dub you The .JPG Commentator.
ps I assume you use .jpg and not .gif or .raw? It would offer more street cred if you were "The .raw Commentator."Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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Probably different for everyone but I would assume somewhere between 25 and 60 minutes? That is a pretty broad range. I agree with the concept though. Sometimes I think men think that the longer they can go the better, and maybe there are a few women who really would like a few hours of love making. But generally I think more than an hour of love making on a regular basis is pretty unusual. IMPO, longer isn't always better. Same as men think "bigger is better" but in reality many women would tell you that is actually not the case. Hours of sex seems impractical and messy and has the potential to get uncomfortable - all the reason that SoCal already mentioned.Originally posted by Green Lantern View PostI would tend to agree that after a certain length of time, things just get uncomfortable. But what is that length of time?I am a philosophical Goldilocks, always looking for something neither too big nor too small, neither too hot nor too cold, something jussssst right. I'll send you a card from purgatory. - PAC
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