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  • MarkGrace
    Grooveshark dick tease
    • Dec 2008
    • 31546

    #16
    Originally posted by falafel View Post
    Fair enough. The people have spoken! Sorry Mark.
    I'm ok with that.
    So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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    • Fiyero
      Banned
      • Nov 2008
      • 5266

      #17
      What, nobody here has had a "weekend orgy"? Did you marry a bunch of prude mormons or what?

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      • creekster
        It is NOT a monkey!
        • Nov 2008
        • 22661

        #18
        Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
        Triplet the grasshopper!
        PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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        • Green Lantern
          Has overcome great fear
          • Aug 2009
          • 2289

          #19
          The answer is "Yes, I fully support Friday afternoon sex." Was that the question?
          Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

          None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

          I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

          --Portland Ute

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          • Mrs. Funk
            Lawyer Wannabe
            • Nov 2008
            • 2690

            #20
            Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
            I think UD is referring to the friction phenomenon after prolonged sex with this jpg. The Garden of Eden can turn to a ghost town fairly quickly.

            May I suggest:
            "You know, I was looking at your shirt and your scarf and I was thinking that if you had leaned over, I could have seen everything." ~Trial Ad Judge

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            • creekster
              It is NOT a monkey!
              • Nov 2008
              • 22661

              #21
              Originally posted by Mrs. Funk View Post
              I think UD is referring to the friction phenomenon after prolonged sex with this jpg.
              This is just a guess, but I dont think you meant what you said.
              PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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              • Mrs. Funk
                Lawyer Wannabe
                • Nov 2008
                • 2690

                #22
                Originally posted by creekster View Post
                This is just a guess, but I dont think you meant what you said.
                What didn't I mean?
                "You know, I was looking at your shirt and your scarf and I was thinking that if you had leaned over, I could have seen everything." ~Trial Ad Judge

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                • creekster
                  It is NOT a monkey!
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 22661

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Mrs. Funk View Post
                  What didn't I mean?
                  Maybe it was just me. Nevermind.
                  PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                  • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                    Time to camp
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 26082

                    #24
                    Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                    I'm thinking something involving Luke Ridnour.
                    From February 2001-April 2003 he was on my list of exceptions from ldc.
                    Get confident, stupid
                    -landpoke

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                    • Jeff Lebowski
                      Corporate lackey for Jesus
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 69632

                      #25
                      Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
                      LOL!
                      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                      • Viking
                        Banned
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 6470

                        #26
                        postcards from nowhere?

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                        • SoCalCoug
                          Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 5214

                          #27
                          Originally posted by falafel View Post
                          I am looking forward to this new weekly sex question thread. I wonder what next week's question will be!?
                          I think Color Me Badd Fan may prove inspirational for next week's question.
                          If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

                          "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

                          "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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                          • Green Lantern
                            Has overcome great fear
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 2289

                            #28
                            Originally posted by SoCalCoug View Post
                            You hear talk about how long men can last having sex, and you hear stories of people having sex for hours.

                            I'm going to put myself on the line here and say hour-long sex sounds tiring, messy, and friction-burn-inducing. As good as sex can be, am I the only one who doesn't think an extended session of sex is that appealing?

                            There's a reason roller coasters go on for only a minute or two - you just can't that much excitement over a long period of time.

                            I'm not a sex expert (I've been married twice, but that's about it for me), and maybe there's a bunch of tantric sex practitioners or porn stars on here but are we overly obsessed with how long men can last having sex?

                            Isn't the answer to the question of how long sex should take, as long as it takes for the woman to orgasm? Or if that's just not going to happen, until it becomes uncomfortable (which I suspect happens sooner than we men think)?
                            I would tend to agree that after a certain length of time, things just get uncomfortable. But what is that length of time?
                            Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                            None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                            I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                            --Portland Ute

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                            • TripletDaddy
                              sweet triple
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 58186

                              #29
                              Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
                              very good. ok, my previous problem is that I was trying to find humor in your pics. No wonder I wasn't getting the joke. There is no joke.

                              I hereby retract the gloss I gave you (The .JPG comic) and dub you The .JPG Commentator.

                              ps I assume you use .jpg and not .gif or .raw? It would offer more street cred if you were "The .raw Commentator."
                              Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

                              sigpic

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                              • Gidget
                                Philosophical Goldilocks
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 1312

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                                I would tend to agree that after a certain length of time, things just get uncomfortable. But what is that length of time?
                                Probably different for everyone but I would assume somewhere between 25 and 60 minutes? That is a pretty broad range. I agree with the concept though. Sometimes I think men think that the longer they can go the better, and maybe there are a few women who really would like a few hours of love making. But generally I think more than an hour of love making on a regular basis is pretty unusual. IMPO, longer isn't always better. Same as men think "bigger is better" but in reality many women would tell you that is actually not the case. Hours of sex seems impractical and messy and has the potential to get uncomfortable - all the reason that SoCal already mentioned.
                                I am a philosophical Goldilocks, always looking for something neither too big nor too small, neither too hot nor too cold, something jussssst right. I'll send you a card from purgatory. - PAC

                                You know how President Hinckley said he doesn't worry about those who pray? The same can be said for men who are self-aware enough to know when there's a life to be lived outside of the world of video games. - Anonymous

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