Go to Urban Dictionary and type in your first name then share the results here. Here is mine:
a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
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Hmmmm....
1. the act of being the sexiest person alive
2. A very VERY sexy person
3. Something you would/should name your penis"Nobody listens to Turtle."-Turtlesigpic -
"No words to describe him, other than 'a walking god!' He is the reason you live. the sooner you accept that, the better."
Pretty much spot on.Comment
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and...The f@#$ing shiz, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything.
Oh, I almost forgot this one...slang for huge penis
like incredibly huge.
He is quite possibly the closest to perfection one can get.I'm your huckleberry.
"I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJFComment
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an extremely bangin kid from new B mass all the girls wanna do
cute girl: yooo you know jarid
Cute girl2: omg hes so hot
cute girl: yea id let him beat"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick MajerusComment
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"Ultimate sex God."
"a guy so amazing and perfect a girl cud not want him, he has no faults and is loved by everyone though he is oblivious. He says things he doesn't mean and things he regrets, but he always has a good reason."
AH shucks.Comment
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First entry
Second:A general term, originating in the midwest, for a reformed gangsta who often has relapses to his former being. Despite the fact that he is only truly viewed as a hardcore thug by suburbians and white dudes, he is usually still respected by the niggas and has a reputation for holding his own, getting the job done, and/or having a fat wallet. Bryans are also know for their ability to be able to talk to niggas AND speak 'white'
White Kid 1: Oh no I sense that Bryan is making his way here
(The Bryan walks up)
White Kid 2: Please don't bust a cap in my cracker arse!
(The Bryan stands there, wondering WTF!?)
Black Guy to another Black Guy: "Damn nigga! How you get honky to sell you that cutty so cheap? Always a hustla fo real, Bryan be runnin things in crackasville, huh"
Third:the best person in the world. he's one in a million. he's polite, kind, thoughtful, and freaking hilarious. there is never going to be anyone like him. i love him more than any boy.
person one- 'hey are you hanging out with bryan today?'
person two- 'hell yeah i am. he totally rocks.'
person one- 'yeah...thats what i thought.'
Fourth:the coolest cat you will ever meet.
Dude: Yo man, that was awesome
Other Dude: Yea, that guy totally pulled a Bryan
The most amazing guy any girl could ask for, he's funny, nice, sweet, and will love you untill the sun burns out. Hes pretty much someone you would be lucky to know.
Bryan: You are so amazing i will love you untill the sun burns out and the stars die out.
Girl:AWWWW Bryan! You are so sweet.
Bryan: I try (hahaha)"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - Tommy Callahan IIIComment
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Not very flattering ones for me, but apparently I am the English Hamilton.Comment
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Also, there's the obligatory massive penis reference.____ is code word for dumb ass nigger. It is used when a white person wants to express his feelings in a crowd of blacks and at the same time avoid being shot.
Yo honkey why you be bumpin my girl. You want me to bust a cap in yo ass? (reply) I am very sorry for the inconvenience ___. You can be assured it will not happen againAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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a fabulous name, anyone who has it should be proud, spontaneous (good in bed)
usually very sexy tall & thin
Boy, did they have me pegged!Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert EinsteinComment
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A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group.
Oh man, I was the XXXX of the party.
and my pretend name:
1. A guy who's heart is captured by the same girl always yet lives his life as if she didn't exist when she's not around.
"God, he's really in denial about that girl---he's acting like a Brian."I intend to live forever.
So far, so good.
--Steven WrightComment
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the most amazing person alive with a huge penisAwesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.Comment
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Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.
1:Hey, honey
2:Hey
1:I bought you some flowers
2:Your such a xxxxx, I love you!!!
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1. an awesome dude who could take over the world
2.genious
3.has tons of friends
person 1: i just got back from taking over the world and curing the common cold with my 67630 friends
person 2: You're a real xxxxx
The part about taking over the world is true, I just choose not to."You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
"Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."Comment
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Undefeated raucous noxious bad ass mother fucker.
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I'm too busy looking up "rim job" and "chili dog" to look up my own name."I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
"Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle UteComment
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