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  • #16
    at least he's already put a ring on it, judging fromt he bottom picture. apparently that was too much to ask of harvey.
    Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Babs View Post
      in high school.

      The day before the dance AP English teacher told us all the evils of alcohol and pleather backseats and told us not to do anything we'd regret later in life.

      Looking back at the pictures I only wish she'd warned us of the dangers of teal taffeta, hot pink blush, and Rave hairspray!
      I thought we were the same age. Did you get asked to prom in 6th grade?
      What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
      -Teenage Dirtbag

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      • #18
        Originally posted by marsupial View Post
        I thought we were the same age. Did you get asked to prom in 6th grade?
        No, she just looked like she was in 6th grade.
        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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        • #19
          Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
          I agree with RedSox's assessment. I didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of snagging a date with a chick that dressed like that while I was in high school (heck, I didn't in college either). If I could have had a date with a chick that dressed like that, there is no way I could have resisted whatever other temptations she was willing to proffer.
          You never know, maybe she is homely from the neck up.

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          "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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          • #20
            Art, that is one of the creepiest of creepy old man posts this board has ever seen.

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            • #21
              In the hierarchy of words used too often or employed amiss on CUF, 'creepy' wins, followed closely by 'humblebrag.'
              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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              • #22
                Nothing says sexpot quit like bare ribs. Hopefully he didn't brush up against any of them.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                  In the hierarchy of words used too often or employed amiss on CUF, 'creepy' wins, followed closely by 'humblebrag.'
                  Considering how often it's used to describe your posts, I can see why you're bothered by the word.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
                    I'm not sure if this is the case everywhere, but around here prom dresses [reportedly] cost more and [obviously] cover less. I just saw the FB pics of one of my former priests. Hopefully his date's dress was so comfortable (being breathable and all) she made sure to keep it on the whole night.

                    What prompts a mother to think purchasing something like this for a 17 or 18 YO girl is a good idea?

                    Her dress looks like the next wuap avatar.
                    What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                    -Teenage Dirtbag

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
                      To make you, and me for posting it, feel better I will go with 18. The one on the left is definitely 18 and should be preparing to get ready for his mission. Perhaps, he has been studying the Old Testament a little too much recently.
                      Have you ever heard of "filling the canteen"? That guy is most definitely getting ready for the mission
                      "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
                        You never know, maybe she is homely from the neck up.

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                        She could be a fox too and a very nice wholesome girl. I want a frontal shot before I make any judgments. This could be a young girl from a poor family.

                        Maybe they couldn't afford enough material to cover up the sides and the chest. Not having any further information, I congratulate her on making the proper decision and until further notice will consider her a wholesome young lady.

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                        • #27
                          The seventeen year old me would have loved to go to prom with this girl. My mom would have freaked out when she saw the pics a few weeks later.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
                            I
                            What prompts a mother to think purchasing something like this for a 17 or 18 YO girl is a good idea?

                            Probably the type that of mom that wishes she could still wear this type of clothes.

                            A similar animal is the dad who pushes his son towards excellence on the sports field so that the dad can vicariously re-live his glory days (I'm looking right at you, Art).
                            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                            Dig your own grave, and save!

                            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                            • #29
                              One other important thing obviously you folks who are much younger and less experienced than I am are overlooking.

                              Where are the zippers. How easy would it be for the young lady to get out of the dress. That is the hint I would look for first.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by falafel View Post
                                Probably the type that of mom that wishes she could still wear this type of clothes.

                                A similar animal is the dad who pushes his son towards excellence on the sports field so that the dad can vicariously re-live his glory days (I'm looking right at you, Art).


                                You think Art had glory days?
                                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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