Costco is great. And you don't even have to be a schmuck to get good treatment.

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  • Portland Ute
    Junior Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 5647

    #1

    Costco is great. And you don't even have to be a schmuck to get good treatment.

    I bought a Wii in June of 2007. It sat, unused, until Thanksgiving Weekend 2007. My kids were too small, my wife and I disinterested in it and too busy to care. We had Thanksgiving at our home and our guests thought it would be fun to get it out and play. So we did.

    For a few hours on Wednesday night before Thanksgiving, we played.

    And then it sat. For probably close to another year. Then, my kids, tired of the cold and snow and bored inside the house and my wife going crazy, talked us into letting them play it.

    So they have, on occasion.

    The bottom line here is that the thing, in spite of 2.5 years of ownership, has been used less than most Wiis in exsistence get used in a week.

    So, right before Christmas, we decide we are going to get the 7 and 4 year old some new Wii games as Wii sports was gettign boring for them.

    Problem. The Wii doesn't work. "Unable to read disk." I forget that I even bought the stinking thing at Costco and find a place in SLC to get it repaired. We get it back on Christmas Eve.

    It works for about one day, only reading the single layer disc but not the new dual layer Smash Brothers disk.

    So I take it back to the repair place. They say I need a new drive. Now I'm into this thing $100 for the repair.

    We get the thing home and it works for about 20 minutes and then the "Unable to read disc" thing comes up again. So I take it back down to the repair shop. Now they say that we need to get a replacement Wii because they think we have a bad motherboard or some such thing.

    Shit. Are you serious? I mean, the thing is practically brand new and now I've dropped $100 bucks to fix it and it's not fixed.

    So, on the way home, we stop at Costco to buy some Costco sized stuff. My wife suggests maybe we just get a new Wii and be done with it. At which point, I remember that I had bought the original Wii at Costco. Which leads me to remember that Costco had some type of concierge repair service.

    So, I go to the counter and kind of tell them what's gone on and the time line and tell them I am just wondering if Costco's concierge thing applies to something I bought or if I can pay to have Costco repair it because I think these other repair guys are clowns. I never even broach the subject of returning it nor do I ask them "what can you do for me?" All I asked was, "Do I have any options through Costco to get this thing fixed?"

    This is where it gets crazy. The Costco employee says, well, let's see when you bought it. At this point, I told here I thought it was August/Sept of 2007. She goes back and tells me it was June.

    Then....wait for it...without further discussion she prints out a list of items that were included in the bundle and says, "Look, it looks like you've made every attempt to get this fixed. If you bring these items back in, we'll give you a Costco card for the full purchase price. We don't have that bundle anymore but the amount you paid should cover the new Wii and an additional set of controllers and a game."

    I started back with, "I appreciate that. I really don't want to take advantage. Understand I'm more than willing to pay something and just get it repaired..." She interrupted and said, with a smile no less, "We're sorry that this is happening. You've done what you can. Just bring in the bundle and we'll get you a new Wii."

    Sometimes you can be completely honest and not even try to take advantage and STILL be benefitted.

    I share this for two reasons. One, I am more impressed by Costco now than ever before. Two, you guys that take stuff back and do it with a vengeance because it's "Costco policy" could really just probably be honest and get the same outcome.

    Finally, the repair place won't give me back but $20 even though they have a written guarantee. They say the guarantee that they will fix it means that they will continue to try to fix it. Even though they told me they wanted to sell me a replacement. I had originally paid a $25 "rush" fee to get it back by Christmas and then I paid another $25 because they said it required a new drive, which didn't fix the problem.

    I told them that I thought it would be fair that they returned $50 of the $100 as they did not repair it in the "rush" fee time period so I shouldn't be charged that $25 as it still isn't fixed and it's nearly a month later and I shouldn't be charged for a part that did not fix the thing.

    I hate the Wii. Who's TV was it that got smashed? I have fears that my TV is goign to end up like that because of the Wii. Oh well, at least it's upstairs on the 47" and not downstairs on the big TV.
  • RobinFinderson
    Banned
    • Nov 2008
    • 10548

    #2
    My experience at Costco largely consists of buying paper plates and plastic utensils. The sell both the worst kind of paper plates (leaky) and plastic utensils (broken tines in your microwavable burrito) and the best kinds (could probably survive the dishwasher).

    Shopping at Costco is generally a nightmare of dodging people in crowded aisles followed by waiting twenty minutes in line to purchase, followed by waiting five minutes in line to get out the door, followed by another fifteen minutes if you want a slice of cheese pizza, followed by a two-mile hike to get to the car. So the shopping experience itself has a lot of room for improvement, and this is why we seldom go.

    We probably only go three times a year, which means we might come out behind in the price of the annual membership fee. This brings me to one Costco policy that I find most irksome. If your membership lapses, and you go in to shop two months and 29 days after the lapse date, they bill you and restart the membership from the lapse date rather than the day you pay for the membership. This can cause you to lose up to three months off of the annual membership.

    When I brought this up with the customer service (ten minute line), they informed me that renewals before three months have passed since lapse date revert to the lapse date as the starting point, and renewals after three months from lapse date are started as a new membership, counting from the date the membership was sold. I thanked the customer service rep and politely told him that I would like to take advantage of Costco's satisfaction guarantee, and that I would like to cancel my membership the same day I had renewed, in protest against the nearly three months of membership their policy had cost me. He wasn't so polite.

    It should go without saying that the policy of checking every receipt at the door is a huge pain in the butt, and should be circumvented as often as possible (rage against the machine!).

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    • clackamascoug
      Banned
      • Dec 2009
      • 9709

      #3
      My 3 year old Vizio was fixed by the concierge service - for free. They offered up front that if it couldn't be fixed, they'd give me $500 towards the purchase of a new tv.

      I've never been let down by the service from Costco.

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      • falafel
        loves to talk on things
        • Mar 2009
        • 37951

        #4
        I'm happy for you IPU.
        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

        Dig your own grave, and save!

        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • myboynoah
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 21719

          #5
          Originally posted by falafel View Post
          I'm happy for you IPU.
          There you go.
          Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

          For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

          Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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          • falafel
            loves to talk on things
            • Mar 2009
            • 37951

            #6
            Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
            There you go.
            lol, I read that whole post in my internal IPU voice.
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            Dig your own grave, and save!

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • myboynoah
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 21719

              #7
              Originally posted by falafel View Post
              lol, I read that whole post in my internal IPU voice.
              Hey I just tried it myself. The overly polite and very cooperative Costco employee makes much more sense with IPU standing on the other side of the counter.
              Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

              For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

              Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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              • Commando
                Explosivo
                • Feb 2009
                • 20748

                #8
                Originally posted by Portland Ute View Post

                I hate the Wii. Who's TV was it that got smashed? I have fears that my TV is goign to end up like that because of the Wii. Oh well, at least it's upstairs on the 47" and not downstairs on the big TV.
                ...kind of a weird postlude. And you'd have to really try hard to break your t.v. w/ a wii control.
                "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                • myboynoah
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 21719

                  #9
                  Originally posted by falafel View Post
                  lol, I read that whole post in my internal IPU voice.
                  I just read it in a YO voice. Costco told him to shove off.
                  Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                  For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                  Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                  • wuapinmon
                    Soul Plumber
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 30711

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Portland Ute View Post

                    I hate the Wii. Who's TV was it that got smashed? I have fears that my TV is goign to end up like that because of the Wii. Oh well, at least it's upstairs on the 47" and not downstairs on the big TV.
                    There's something about the weight of my Yamazaki Bolo spoons that makes me feel like a man. Now, I still dislike mistakenly grabbing a tea spoon when I wanted a soup spoon, but either one of them is still more substantial than my former Oneida junk--sure, they were nice enough, and we had the money from the registry at Target, but now, they seem so cheap.. Oh well, at least I know that if all the soup spoons are dirty, I can grab the Serving Spoon and shovel soup in my mouth in style and not HAVE to use anything Oneida again.
                    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                    • Katy Lied
                      Senior Member
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 9435

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                      Shopping at Costco is generally a nightmare of dodging people in crowded aisles followed by waiting twenty minutes in line to purchase, followed by waiting five minutes in line to get out the door, followed by another fifteen minutes if you want a slice of cheese pizza, followed by a two-mile hike to get to the car. So the shopping experience itself has a lot of room for improvement, and this is why we seldom go.
                      You forgot the huge wait in the pharmacy line, and the fact that the cash price for medication is not the cheapest at costco, which really surprises me. Every single one of the factors you list irks me, which is why I send my husband on the Costco runs. He seems to relish it, and all the free food samples. I don't think I have the Costco mentality that he has.

                      But I do love their product selection, their photo finishing, and their moneyback guarantees.

                      I'm surprised you havent complained about Frys Electronics-- I find their search of my shopping bag onerous, they take so long and they also search your face for guilt like the freakin' secret service.

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                      • Surfah
                        Where's Wallace?
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 33726

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                        I'm surprised you havent complained about Frys Electronics-- I find their search of my shopping bag onerous, they take so long and they also search your face for guilt like the freakin' secret service.
                        The last time I was at Fry's a kid got arrested for shoplifting. I guess the arresting officers wanted to teach the kid a lesson so they cuffed the kid and walked him up and down every aisle through the store. It was the only time in my life I had seen a perp walk.
                        "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                        -Turtle
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                        • Katy Lied
                          Senior Member
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 9435

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                          I guess the arresting officers wanted to teach the kid a lesson so they cuffed the kid and walked him up and down every aisle through the store.
                          methinks they weren't just trying to teach that kid the lesson.

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                          • Portland Ute
                            Junior Member
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 5647

                            #14
                            Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                            There's something about the weight of my Yamazaki Bolo spoons that makes me feel like a man. Now, I still dislike mistakenly grabbing a tea spoon when I wanted a soup spoon, but either one of them is still more substantial than my former Oneida junk--sure, they were nice enough, and we had the money from the registry at Target, but now, they seem so cheap.. Oh well, at least I know that if all the soup spoons are dirty, I can grab the Serving Spoon and shovel soup in my mouth in style and not HAVE to use anything Oneida again.
                            Do some people not realize a moment of internet message board parody? Would some allusion to my hot wife have made it more clear?

                            Maybe it's the writing that sucks. I'll accept that.

                            (BTW, my upstairs TV is a older, smaller tube TV, not a 47" TV.)

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                            • Portland Ute
                              Junior Member
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 5647

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Commando View Post
                              ...kind of a weird postlude. And you'd have to really try hard to break your t.v. w/ a wii control.
                              Like I already mentioned, maybe some mention of my super hot wife would have made the attempt at parody a bit more clear.

                              Or maybe something like, "as we drove to Costco in our new Ferrari."

                              Well, the story is true. The postlude was for entertainment.

                              I'm still impressed by the entire experience.

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