I'm @ Chuck E Cheese with 12 seven year olds...pray for me.
There is a hell and I'm there
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You wouldn't believe the stuff my kids have scored as Chuck E. Cheese bribes. But I have managed to stay away from the place for years."It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."
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Chuck E Cheese is the place where all the kids in our ward have their birthday party. Our kids stock up on the raffle tickets and then cash in at the end. They seem to go to a party there maybe once a month almost.
At this point, we seem to have a decent stock of parachuting army men, fake plastic fingertips with red fingernail, individual squares of Bazooka Joe, and those small plastic frogs that jump when you push down on their tail end. I keep trying to convince my kids to pool their tickets and save up for that sweet karaoke machine.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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Dante's Inferno... I'm back. The elementary school's Valentine's Workshop. $5 for 90 minutes of cheap crafts, noisy kids, and sticky candy. They have 4 or 5 similar activties throughout the year. I would gladly write a $100 check each year if I get out of jail free.
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Yeah. You should see the bathrooms at forest service campgrounds in the northwest. Disgusting. Whoever runs those things should be shot.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostThat is nothing."It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."
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The Chuck E. Cheese that we used to go to in Vegas had these tubes that wound around the whole place and up along the ceiling, like a giant hamster cage. My 3 year old got up in one but was too little to figure out how navigate to the slide exit. I kept yelling "Where are you?" and she kept saying "I don't know!"Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...
None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.
I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.
--Portland Ute
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