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  • #16
    Originally posted by JohnnyLingo View Post
    I was born there.
    Lingo, today you and I are brothers. We must have been born in the same hospital unless you were born somewhere besides a hospital.

    EOM

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    • #17
      It's not a CB thing. I invented the practice. One of the earliest was "Bishops getting paid"/"Bishops gettting laid." I agree the quantity has increased and quality has dropped. It's always best if you can work in a double entendre or at least a sexual suggestion.
      When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

      --Jonathan Swift

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      • #18
        Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
        It's not a CB thing. I invented the practice. One of the earliest was "Bishops getting paid"/"Bishops gettting laid." I agree the quantity has increased and quality has dropped. It's always best if you can work in a double entendre or at least a sexual suggestion.
        I think they meant it was a CB type thing. But don't worry, we will still give you full credit for the practice.
        PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by TheBYUGuy View Post
          Lingo, today you and I are brothers. We must have been born in the same hospital unless you were born somewhere besides a hospital.

          EOM
          Dun dun dunnnnnnn. Yep, Davis Hospital.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
            It's not a CB thing. I invented the practice. One of the earliest was "Bishops getting paid"/"Bishops gettting laid." I agree the quantity has increased and quality has dropped. It's always best if you can work in a double entendre or at least a sexual suggestion.
            Actually, your first one, iirc, was right in the first few months of CUF.

            Sleeping in a 70s Jukebox asked if anyone was feeling a post GC hangover, in reference to general conference. You responded by asking if anyone was feeling a post CG hangover, in reference to cougarguard.
            Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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            • #21
              All the radio announcers make the effort to pronounce the 't.' So much so that it sounds funny.

              "Traffic is still slow near Lay-Ton as emergency crews clear an accident in the two left lanes"

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              • #22
                Originally posted by statman View Post
                All the radio announcers make the effort to pronounce the 't.' So much so that it sounds funny.

                "Traffic is still slow near Lay-Ton as emergency crews clear an accident in the two left lanes"
                None of us locals sure don't, unless of course we are trying to make fun of newcomers

                I may be small, but I'm slow.

                A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                  Can anyone think of anything nice to say about Layton? I'm at a loss.
                  The crew at the city cemetery are very helpful and will actually contact the family to find out how many chairs are needed for the immediate family at the graveside.
                  "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                  "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by DDD
                    I knew a guy from Layton in my freshman BYU ward. His name was Blair Bindrup, I think.

                    He was nice and very funny. He also lent me his Proclaimers tape.

                    Thanks, Layton!
                    Would this be a fair representation of a conversation between the two of you?:

                    DDD: "Hi Blair, can I borrow your Proclaimers tape? I'm 500 Miles from where you are right now."

                    Blair: "I'm On My Way!"
                    "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                    "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
                      Would this be a fair representation of a conversation between the two of you?:

                      DDD: "Hi Blair, can I borrow your Proclaimers tape? I'm 500 Miles from where you are right now."

                      Blair: "I'm On My Way!"
                      Nah.

                      I went to him with cap in hand and said, "It's Saturday Night, can I borrow your Proclaimers tape?"

                      He says no.

                      I respond with teardrops.
                      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                        Nah.

                        I went to him with cap in hand and said, "It's Saturday Night, can I borrow your Proclaimers tape?"

                        He says no.

                        I respond with teardrops.
                        I was going to ask What Makes You Cry, but there's no need now.
                        "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                        "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                        • #27
                          Let's get this thread going again.
                          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                          • #28
                            They FINALLY fixed the south enterence/exit to make it a full interchange

                            I may be small, but I'm slow.

                            A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                              It's not a CB thing. I invented the practice. One of the earliest was "Bishops getting paid"/"Bishops gettting laid." I agree the quantity has increased and quality has dropped. It's always best if you can work in a double entendre or at least a sexual suggestion.
                              So is that what you meant by LAYton?

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by happyone View Post
                                They FINALLY fixed the south enterence/exit to make it a full interchange
                                The one down by Doug & Emmy's and the Kaysville border?
                                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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