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  • byu71
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 22070

    #16
    I called her the "future ex".

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    • falafel
      loves to talk on things
      • Mar 2009
      • 37918

      #17
      Originally posted by FN Phat View Post
      Is that any less weird?
      Don't judge me!
      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

      Dig your own grave, and save!

      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

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      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • FN Phat
        I ♥ gateway sex
        • Feb 2009
        • 8691

        #18
        Originally posted by falafel View Post
        Don't judge me!
        Maybe I am showing my own insecurities because my wife usually just calls me by my full name and I don't have a bad-ass name like "Bees"
        I'm your huckleberry.


        "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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        • Babs
          Not a Lawyer
          • Nov 2008
          • 17128

          #19
          oh, and he also calls me the harpy.

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          • HuskyFreeNorthwest
            Time to camp
            • Nov 2008
            • 26082

            #20
            I can vouch that Surfah and Gidget also call each other Surf and Gidge away from the board sometimes.

            I call ldc by her first and middle names.
            Get confident, stupid
            -landpoke

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            • wuapinmon
              Soul Plumber
              • Dec 2008
              • 30711

              #21
              Originally posted by falafel View Post
              heh.
              Some people never change!
              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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              • landpoke
                Never once baby snatched
                • Nov 2008
                • 4183

                #22
                I call her "old hide." She calls me "my burden" or "guy who ruined my life." Almost ten years and it's like we're still newlyweds.
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                • byu71
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 22070

                  #23
                  Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                  I call her "old hide." She calls me "my burden" or "guy who ruined my life." Almost ten years and it's like we're still newlyweds.
                  Wow, when I first read that I wondered she hadn't divorced you. Then I saw you said "hide" not "ride".

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                  • SuperGabers
                    aka... UtahDan's Wifey
                    • May 2009
                    • 2182

                    #24
                    He calls me muffin ass... I call him jackass...

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                    • il Padrino Ute
                      Junior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 19161

                      #25
                      We call each other by our first names when we're talking to each other. When talking to others about each other, I call her "wife" and she calls me her "oldest kid".

                      My interpretation of that is that I am the fun parent.
                      "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                      "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                      • pellegrino
                        miserere me
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 12100

                        #26
                        Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                        She calls me, "Crackhead."

                        I call her "Tetona."
                        Yeah, I loved Dances With Wolves too.
                        Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                        God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                        Alessandro Manzoni

                        Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                        pelagius

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                        • Tick's wife
                          Junior Member
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 528

                          #27
                          Tick is Big Daddy and I'm Little Mama

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                          • wuapinmon
                            Soul Plumber
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 30711

                            #28
                            Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                            Yeah, I loved Dances With Wolves too.
                            That ain't Lakota.
                            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                            • fusnik
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 4475

                              #29
                              You guys are dating yourselves. If you are under 30 it starts and ends with, babe.

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                              • Gidget
                                Philosophical Goldilocks
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 1312

                                #30
                                Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                                I can vouch that Surfah and Gidget also call each other Surf and Gidge away from the board sometimes.

                                I call ldc by her first and middle names.
                                This is actually true, particularly when we are gossiping in real life about everyone on this board.


                                I usually call Surfah by the first syllable of his first name, in fact 99% of the time I do. But sometimes it is babe or hon.
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