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  • Tex
    Board Anti-Christ
    • Nov 2008
    • 716
    #1

    My Christmas gift to CUF

    Me.

    On this, the last BYU gameday in 2009, I will be checking in throughout the day offering vague answers to questions, cheering the demise of Obama and Co, and mocking milquetoast Mormons as in days of yore. It's my gift to this estranged side of the Cougarnation family, but for one day only. Savor it while it lasts.


    Disclaimer: No exchanges, substitutions, or refunds. This gift comes with no warranty, express or implied, and the right to respond to any thread without restriction or obligation is reserved. Warning: engaging Tex has occasional side-effects of hyperbole, high-blood pressure, and dementia. If you experience irrationality for longer than 4 hours, cease engaging Tex and see a logician immediately.
    Have we been commanded not to call a prophet an insular racist? Link?

    - Cali Coug

    I always wanted to wear a tiara.
    We need to be careful going back to the bible for guidance.

    - Jeff Lebowski
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    • wuapinmon
      Soul Plumber
      • Dec 2008
      • 30711
      #2
      Originally posted by Tex View Post
      Me.

      On this, the last BYU gameday in 2009, I will be checking in throughout the day offering vague answers to questions, cheering the demise of Obama and Co, and mocking milquetoast Mormons as in days of yore. It's my gift to this estranged side of the Cougarnation family, but for one day only. Savor it while it lasts.


      Disclaimer: No exchanges, substitutions, or refunds. This gift comes with no warranty, express or implied, and the right to respond to any thread without restriction or obligation is reserved. Warning: engaging Tex has occasional side-effects of hyperbole, high-blood pressure, and dementia. If you experience irrationality for longer than 4 hours, cease engaging Tex and see a logician immediately.
      Who the hell are you, and why should we care?
      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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        • ERCougar
          Junior Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 10978
          #3
          I never thought I'd say this, but I've actually missed you. Good to have you back.

          Unfortunately, I'm checking out and off to Vegas!
          At least the Big Ten went after a big-time addition in Nebraska; the Pac-10 wanted a game so badly, it added Utah
          -Berry Trammel, 12/3/10

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            • wuapinmon
              Soul Plumber
              • Dec 2008
              • 30711
              #4
              Originally posted by ERCougar View Post
              I never thought I'd say this, but I've actually missed you. Good to have you back.

              Unfortunately, I'm checking out and off to Vegas!
              Dammit, ER. I was trying to take the wind out of his sails, and you've gone and blown him back up. Talk about giving someone a big head.
              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                • happyone
                  Board Bookworm
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 5393
                  #5
                  welcome back, even if it is just for a little while

                  I may be small, but I'm slow.

                  A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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                    • ERCougar
                      Junior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 10978
                      #6
                      Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                      Dammit, ER. I was trying to take the wind out of his sails, and you've gone and blown him back up. Talk about giving someone a big head.
                      I'm bad at these coordinated deflations. I'm pretty much bad at any sort of orchestrated anything.

                      But I'll take Tex over exUte any day. Oh, snap! i did it again.
                      At least the Big Ten went after a big-time addition in Nebraska; the Pac-10 wanted a game so badly, it added Utah
                      -Berry Trammel, 12/3/10

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                        • YOhio
                          Hipster Mode
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 26165
                          #7
                          More like a festivus gift. Heh.

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                            • byu71
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 22070
                              #8
                              I miss you too.

                              I have to search Snipe posts on CB to get a feel for how you might be feeling politically.

                              I have to search Rise and Shout and a few others to get a feel for how you are feeling religiously.

                              You would save me a lot of time if you would post here more often. I hope you do.

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                                • Tex
                                  Board Anti-Christ
                                  • Nov 2008
                                  • 716
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by byu71 View Post
                                  I miss you too.

                                  I have to search Snipe posts on CB to get a feel for how you might be feeling politically.

                                  I have to search Rise and Shout and a few others to get a feel for how you are feeling religiously.

                                  You would save me a lot of time if you would post here more often. I hope you do.
                                  I hate to see you suffer like that '71. What I think isn't really a secret, but it's still much easier to find out than you're making it.
                                  Have we been commanded not to call a prophet an insular racist? Link?

                                  - Cali Coug

                                  I always wanted to wear a tiara.
                                  We need to be careful going back to the bible for guidance.

                                  - Jeff Lebowski

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                                    • YOhio
                                      Hipster Mode
                                      • Nov 2008
                                      • 26165
                                      #10
                                      So Tex, now that we have you here, give us an update. What's going on in your life? Anything new and exciting?

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                                        • Babs
                                          Not a Lawyer
                                          • Nov 2008
                                          • 17128
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Tex View Post
                                          Me.

                                          On this, the last BYU gameday in 2009, I will be checking in throughout the day offering vague answers to questions, cheering the demise of Obama and Co, and mocking milquetoast Mormons as in days of yore. It's my gift to this estranged side of the Cougarnation family, but for one day only. Savor it while it lasts.


                                          Disclaimer: No exchanges, substitutions, or refunds. This gift comes with no warranty, express or implied, and the right to respond to any thread without restriction or obligation is reserved. Warning: engaging Tex has occasional side-effects of hyperbole, high-blood pressure, and dementia. If you experience irrationality for longer than 4 hours, cease engaging Tex and see a logician immediately.

                                          SWEET! It's a Christmas miracle!!

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                                            • SeattleUte
                                              Faith crisis consultant
                                              • Nov 2008
                                              • 20837
                                              #12
                                              tex is priceless.
                                              When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                                              --Jonathan Swift

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                                                • Jeff Lebowski
                                                  Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                                  • Nov 2008
                                                  • 69551
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                                                  tex is priceless.
                                                  Like ER said, he is better than exUte!

                                                  Hey Tex, great to have you here for a day. Why not start us off by weighing in on this thread:

                                                  http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showthread.php?p=247870
                                                  "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                                  "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                                  "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                                                    • PaloAltoCougar
                                                      Semper infra dignitatem
                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                      • 16921
                                                      #14
                                                      Inspired by Tex's selflessness, I'm making a large donation in everyone's name to The Human Fund.

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                                                        • Tex
                                                          Board Anti-Christ
                                                          • Nov 2008
                                                          • 716
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                                                          Inspired by Tex's selflessness, I'm making a large donation in everyone's name to The Human Fund.
                                                          "He who gives money, gives much. He who gives time, gives more. He who gives himself, gives all."
                                                          Have we been commanded not to call a prophet an insular racist? Link?

                                                          - Cali Coug

                                                          I always wanted to wear a tiara.
                                                          We need to be careful going back to the bible for guidance.

                                                          - Jeff Lebowski

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