If you had your choice who would you rather represent Elin or Tiger Woods with their soon to be announced divorce?
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Well, since divorce attorneys typically get paid by the hour, I would probably go with Tiger since I could milk him for more per hour. If its a case of which side has the better case... well, just think of parading all those nasty (and some not as nasty) women up to the stand to testify against Eldrick.Originally posted by Art Vandelay View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
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As long as I'm pretending I have law experience, let's not forget that Tiger has nothing on Elin. Is it a proven fact that she physically assaulted him in any way? I've seen speculation, but so far, nothing indicates she for sure did anything wrong here at all.Originally posted by falafel View Post
Maybe Tiger would testify she hit him with the clubs or scratched him or whatever.Comment
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I thought about going to law school once, so I feel qualified to say the Mrs. That way, I'd have something to post in your Foyer thread. Foyer in English sounds like "follar" in Spanish. I think that's a nice overlap.
(I'm on fire today).
"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Plus if he felt like you got him out of it well financially, you have a friend that can get you on any golf course in the world when it is over.Originally posted by falafel View PostGet confident, stupid
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And maybe he'd even let me have some free clubs once in a while. Please! I'm playing with computer clubs, man!Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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You should make the old modem connection sound while during your back swing.Originally posted by falafel View PostGet confident, stupid
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Neither Tiger nor Elin nor anyone else could pay me enough to practice domestic relations (divorce) lawTwo things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert EinsteinComment
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LOeffinL. That. Was. Funny.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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They have a pre-nup shouldnt this be a pretty easy case?*Banned*Comment
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My guess is that the pre-nup would only cover anything that Elin does, not Tiger's *ahem* indiscretions.Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear LeaderComment
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