Sayings that aren't dirty, but your filthy mind tries to make them that way?

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  • Indy Coug
    Heartless Bastard
    • Dec 2008
    • 18747

    #1

    Sayings that aren't dirty, but your filthy mind tries to make them that way?

    Discuss
    Everything in life is an approximation.

    http://twitter.com/CougarStats
  • Jarid in Cedar
    CS Institutional Memory
    • Jun 2009
    • 13234

    #2
    Trying to sneak in the back door.
    "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

    "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

    "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

    -Rick Majerus

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    • SoCalCoug
      Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
      • Nov 2008
      • 5214

      #3
      I need to stoke the Yule log.
      If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

      "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

      "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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      • Fiyero
        Banned
        • Nov 2008
        • 5266

        #4
        Overheard two days after Thanksgiving:

        "I'm tired of eating cherry pie. I want a cream pie."

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        • SoCalCoug
          Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
          • Nov 2008
          • 5214

          #5
          rear-projection unit.
          If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

          "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

          "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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          • Pheidippides
            Liberal Feminazi
            • Nov 2008
            • 14759

            #6
            Originally posted by SoCalCoug View Post
            rear-projection unit.
            After DDD's fantastic work a year or two ago on CB, I'm pretty sure that one actually is dirty now.
            Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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            • foofcoug
              Non-Member
              • Jul 2009
              • 81

              #7
              Just stick it in my box
              Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
              His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards.
              The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
              When he was captured by alien beings, they asked him to probe them.

              Stay thirsty my friends


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              • wuapinmon
                Soul Plumber
                • Dec 2008
                • 30711

                #8
                "I've been coming here for years."

                "Give it to me."
                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                • SuperGabers
                  aka... UtahDan's Wifey
                  • May 2009
                  • 2182

                  #9
                  When watching sports... So-and-so "penetrating the lane"

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                  • Mr Incredible
                    Faded Pre-Madonna
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 826

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SuperGabers View Post
                    When watching sports... So-and-so "penetrating the lane"
                    Or some guy going to the sidelines to take a blow.
                    This space is available.

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                    • SoCalCoug
                      Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 5214

                      #11
                      From an article a few years ago about Arkansas football: "Against the Gamecocks, Dick went 11-for-19 for 228 yards, one touchdown and one interception. Nutt said that he turned to Dick with the pressures of November in mind. And, Nutt added, 'I have a quick trigger.'"
                      If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

                      "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

                      "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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                      • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                        Time to camp
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 26082

                        #12
                        "White elephant gift"

                        "Toast always lands butter side up"

                        "New England Clam Chowder"

                        "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service"
                        Get confident, stupid
                        -landpoke

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                        • PaloAltoCougar
                          Semper infra dignitatem
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 16921

                          #13
                          From Letterman:

                          TOP TEN PHRASES THAT SOUND DIRTY BUT REALLY AREN'T

                          10. Frosting the Pastry
                          9. Shooting Hoops
                          8. Jumping the Turnstile
                          7. Checking Your Oil
                          6. Tethering the Blimp
                          5. Sending Out for Sushi
                          4. Picnic on the Grass
                          3. Quarter-Pounder at the Golden Arches
                          2. Shaking Hands with Abraham Lincoln
                          1. Wind-Surfing on Mount Baldy

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                          • thesaint258
                            aka Benito Hazard
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 3005

                            #14
                            Practically everything posted on this board.
                            Not that, sickos.

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                            • Surfah
                              Where's Wallace?
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 33726

                              #15
                              Uh, I just read Dr. Seuss' ABC book to my daughter....

                              Big V, little v, what begins with V?
                              "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                              -Turtle
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