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Sayings that aren't dirty, but your filthy mind tries to make them that way?
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Sayings that aren't dirty, but your filthy mind tries to make them that way?
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Trying to sneak in the back door."The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick Majerus
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I need to stoke the Yule log.If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.
"Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.
"Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn
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rear-projection unit.If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.
"Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.
"Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn
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Just stick it in my boxEven if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
When he was captured by alien beings, they asked him to probe them.
Stay thirsty my friends
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"I've been coming here for years."
"Give it to me.""Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon
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From an article a few years ago about Arkansas football: "Against the Gamecocks, Dick went 11-for-19 for 228 yards, one touchdown and one interception. Nutt said that he turned to Dick with the pressures of November in mind. And, Nutt added, 'I have a quick trigger.'"If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.
"Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.
"Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn
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"White elephant gift"
"Toast always lands butter side up"
"New England Clam Chowder"
"No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service"Get confident, stupid
-landpoke
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From Letterman:
TOP TEN PHRASES THAT SOUND DIRTY BUT REALLY AREN'T
10. Frosting the Pastry
9. Shooting Hoops
8. Jumping the Turnstile
7. Checking Your Oil
6. Tethering the Blimp
5. Sending Out for Sushi
4. Picnic on the Grass
3. Quarter-Pounder at the Golden Arches
2. Shaking Hands with Abraham Lincoln
1. Wind-Surfing on Mount Baldy
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