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  • ewth8tr
    Reverend of Irreverence
    • Nov 2008
    • 2347
    #1

    Hilarious twitter account

    http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
    "I don't mind giving the church 10% of my earnings, but 50% of my weekend mornings? Not as long as DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket is around." - Daniel Tosh
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    • Surfah
      Where's Wallace?
      • Nov 2008
      • 33726
      #2
      Originally posted by ewth8tr View Post
      http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
      That's hilarious.
      "Nobody listens to Turtle."
      -Turtle
      sigpic

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        • Katy Lied
          Senior Member
          • Dec 2008
          • 9435
          #3
          I cant decide if this is BYU71 in 30 years or Landpoke in 40.
          Either way, funny.

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            • Surfah
              Where's Wallace?
              • Nov 2008
              • 33726
              #4
              Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
              I cant decide if this is BYU71 in 30 years or Landpoke in 40.
              Either way, funny.
              My favorite was Christmas at the casino.
              "Nobody listens to Turtle."
              -Turtle
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                • SteelBlue
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 8182
                  #5
                  Very funny stuff, thanks for the link.

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                    • Slim
                      Straight Out the Trailer
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 1007
                      #6
                      This is great.

                      I like this one:

                      "Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."

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                        • BoylenOver
                          Junior Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 9146
                          #7
                          Originally posted by ewth8tr View Post
                          http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
                          Hack!
                          "I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
                          "Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle Ute

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                            • Uncle Ted
                              The Big 12 money shot.
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 28853
                              #8
                              GSElevator (@GSElevator) on X
                              https://twitter.com/GSElevator
                              Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators (Wall Street) do not stay in the elevators.


                              The rather funny Goldman Sachs elevator talk guy turns out to be just some guy from Texas… Goldman Sachs thought the guy was real and even sent out a memo asking employees to not talk on the elevator.

                              Goldman Sachs Elevator: It's Time I Set The Record Straight



                              […]
                              For the avoidance of any doubt, any person who actually thought my Twitter feed was literally about verbatim conversations overhead in the elevators of Goldman Sachs is an idiot.


                              Newsflash: GSElevator has never been about elevators. And, it's never been specifically about Goldman Sachs; it's about illuminating Wall Street culture in a fun and entertaining way. Without highlighting the obvious evolution of the tweets into more generally-appealing observations, let’s start with the simple fact that each of my tweets says “Sent from Twitter for Mac,” hardly the work of someone pretending to be hiding in the walls of 200 West.
                              […]
                              Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/gsele...#ixzz2wSxr4Z00
                              "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                              "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                              "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                                • PaloAltoCougar
                                  Semper infra dignitatem
                                  • Nov 2008
                                  • 16926
                                  #9
                                  Anyone read @TheTweetOfGod? It's inherently profane, but man, it has a lot of funny stuff in it.

                                  Among recent favorites was a news clip announcing Trump's 72nd birthday, followed by "I suck at My job." One of his schticks is to rebut or mock an evangelical making some pronouncement about God's will. Not for everyone but most of His tweets bring an LOL.

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                                    • Commando
                                      Explosivo
                                      • Feb 2009
                                      • 20748
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                                      Anyone read @TheTweetOfGod? It's inherently profane, but man, it has a lot of funny stuff in it.

                                      Among recent favorites was a news clip announcing Trump's 72nd birthday, followed by "I suck at My job." One of his schticks is to rebut or mock an evangelical making some pronouncement about God's will. Not for everyone but most of His tweets bring an LOL.

                                      I looked it up and somehow I had already liked some of his Tweets. My new favorite that I spotted:


                                      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                                        • falafel
                                          loves to talk on things
                                          • Mar 2009
                                          • 37928
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                                          Anyone read @TheTweetOfGod? It's inherently profane, but man, it has a lot of funny stuff in it.

                                          Among recent favorites was a news clip announcing Trump's 72nd birthday, followed by "I suck at My job." One of his schticks is to rebut or mock an evangelical making some pronouncement about God's will. Not for everyone but most of His tweets bring an LOL.
                                          For you, PAC.

                                          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                                          Dig your own grave, and save!

                                          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                                          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                                          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                                            • creekster
                                              It is NOT a monkey!
                                              • Nov 2008
                                              • 22661
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by falafel View Post
                                              For you, PAC.

                                              He'll probably have to come off the bench.
                                              PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                                                • Northwestcoug
                                                  Cocked and Loaded
                                                  • May 2011
                                                  • 17975
                                                  #13
                                                  I follow Him. He is not as active as His counterpart on Facebook, and a little less caustic. I chuckle at His tweets.
                                                  "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                                                  "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                                                  - SeattleUte

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                                                    • Jeff Lebowski
                                                      Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                      • 69601
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                                                      I follow Him. He is not as active as His counterpart on Facebook, and a little less caustic. I chuckle at His tweets.
                                                      FB guy is not funny at all.
                                                      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                                      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                                      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                                                        • Northwestcoug
                                                          Cocked and Loaded
                                                          • May 2011
                                                          • 17975
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                                          FB guy is not funny at all.
                                                          Yeah, there was a time when he was amusing. But he didn't take the Trump presidency well, and now he just lashes out all the time.
                                                          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                                                          "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                                                          - SeattleUte

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