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  • Color Me Badd Fan
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 12519

    #1

    Contest to beat Fiyero's avatar

    I'm sick of Elisha Cuthbert. She's hot in still frame photos and much less attractive in live action. I still can't forgive her for nearly ruining the first three seasons of 24.

    My submission: January Jones. Sure, she sucks ass as an actress. **SPOILER ALERT** Sure it was unintentionally comical how unconvincingly startled she looked as she was thumbing through Don Draper's shoebox containing articles from his secret past.

    But Ms. Jones is immensely hot. She's hotter than Elisha Cuthbert, has no clown mouth and she looks pretty good on live action shots.
    Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”
  • falafel
    loves to talk on things
    • Mar 2009
    • 38021

    #2
    Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
    I'm sick of Elisha Cuthbert. She's hot in still frame photos and much less attractive in live action. I still can't forgive her for nearly ruining the first three seasons of 24.

    My submission: January Jones. Sure, she sucks ass as an actress. **SPOILER ALERT** Sure it was unintentionally comical how unconvincingly startled she looked as she was thumbing through Don Draper's shoebox containing articles from his secret past.

    But Ms. Jones is immensely hot. She's hotter than Elisha Cuthbert, has no clown mouth and she looks pretty good on live action shots.
    I'm on board. I'm not much of an Elisha fan. I've been an admirer of Ms. Jones since Anger Management.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

    Dig your own grave, and save!

    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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    • Babs
      Not a Lawyer
      • Nov 2008
      • 17128

      #3
      and the efforts to antagonize poor RB continue.

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      • Babs
        Not a Lawyer
        • Nov 2008
        • 17128

        #4
        Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
        I'm sick of Elisha Cuthbert. She's hot in still frame photos and much less attractive in live action.

        But Ms. Jones is immensely hot. She's hotter than Elisha Cuthbert, has no clown mouth and she looks pretty good on live action shots.
        what about the Jenn Brown girl from ESPN?

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        • Color Me Badd Fan
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 12519

          #5
          Originally posted by falafel View Post
          I'm on board. I'm not much of an Elisha fan. I've been an admirer of Ms. Jones since Anger Management.
          If there ever was a debate between January Jones and Elisha Cuthbert, this should put an end to it.




          Also, if I couldn't find a version of this photo that was under the 19.5k avatar size limit, it would officially end this contest. I imagine this is what Bathsheba looked like:

          Last edited by Color Me Badd Fan; 10-21-2009, 04:54 PM.
          Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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          • falafel
            loves to talk on things
            • Mar 2009
            • 38021

            #6
            Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
            If there ever was a debate between January Jones and Elisha Cuthbert, this should put an end to it.

            Who's the huge dork sitting with the 3 chicks?
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            Dig your own grave, and save!

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • Color Me Badd Fan
              Senior Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 12519

              #7
              Originally posted by falafel View Post
              Who's the huge dork sitting with the 3 chicks?
              You haven't seen Love Actually? Really corny show, but funny in a few parts. The dork is a British guy who can't find love in the UK so he tells his buddy he's flying off to the US where the babes are supposedly plentiful. His destination is Milwaukee. His friend thinks he's nuts, but the dork has the last laugh when he walks into a bar and immediately meets these three fetching girls (well, two fetching girls and Elisha Cuthbert).
              Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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              • falafel
                loves to talk on things
                • Mar 2009
                • 38021

                #8
                Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
                You haven't seen Love Actually? Really corny show, but funny in a few parts. The dork is a British guy who can't find love in the UK so he tells his buddy he's flying off to the US where the babes are supposedly plentiful. His destination is Milwaukee. His friend thinks he's nuts, but the dork has the last laugh when he walks into a bar and immediately meets these three fetching girls (well, two fetching girls and Elisha Cuthbert).
                Actually, I have seen Love Actually. But I don't really remember that part. About all I remember is that couple who are the stand-ins for the porn actors.
                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                Dig your own grave, and save!

                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • Donuthole
                  Official Outgayer
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 25285

                  #9
                  Originally posted by falafel View Post
                  Actually, I have seen Love Actually. But I don't really remember that part. About all I remember is that couple who are the stand-ins for the porn actors.
                  We saw the "Clean Flicks" version of this show, and were surprised to find out after the fact that those two characters even existed. They cut them entirely out of the edited plot!
                  Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                  There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                  • falafel
                    loves to talk on things
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 38021

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                    We saw the "Clean Flicks" version of this show, and were surprised to find out after the fact that those two characters even existed. They cut them entirely out of the edited plot!
                    I saw the clean flicks version of Fight Club. I was totally confused as to why Helena Bonham Carter was pissed at Ed Norton. They cut it all out.
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    Dig your own grave, and save!

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • Fiyero
                      Banned
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 5266

                      #11
                      I don't even remember why I chose Elisha for my avatar at the start of the 2006 football season, she wasn't my favorite and never has been. She's in the top ten, sure, but not the favorite, and now it's just tradition. Maybe some of you long-time CG'ers can refresh my memory.

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                      • Donuthole
                        Official Outgayer
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 25285

                        #12
                        Originally posted by falafel View Post
                        I saw the clean flicks version of Fight Club. I was totally confused as to why Helena Bonham Carter was pissed at Ed Norton. They cut it all out.
                        Lol. Us too. We could tell we missed something, but had no way of knowing what.

                        However, my nomination for most confusing clean flicks movie goes to "Memento," which is enough of a mind bender without the skippy, clean-flicks editing.
                        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                        • Babs
                          Not a Lawyer
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 17128

                          #13
                          Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                          January Jones?

                          (Ha! Didn't even look. Her GQ spread was spectacular)
                          I don't know. I'm rather partial to Miss Piggy's spread in PB.

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                          • Color Me Badd Fan
                            Senior Member
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 12519

                            #14
                            I'm indebted to Space Ghost. I'm technologically retarded.

                            If my wife sees this avatar, she'll never let me watch Mad Men again.
                            Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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                            • Fiyero
                              Banned
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 5266

                              #15
                              Come to think of it, if CMBF doesn't like my avatars, that's really saying something.

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