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  • Pheidippides
    Liberal Feminazi
    • Nov 2008
    • 14759

    #1

    Ignore them and they will go away.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123750945477390601.html

    After reading this, I have no greater desire to break out some weed or grab a pack of Marlboros. But I would like to blow out some candy smoke rings.
    Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.
  • JohnnyLingo
    La Naranja
    • Nov 2008
    • 3976

    #2
    These existed when I was in elementary school. I'm not sure they'll just go away if they're ignored.

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    • TripletDaddy
      sweet triple
      • Nov 2008
      • 58186

      #3
      Originally posted by nikuman View Post
      http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123750945477390601.html

      After reading this, I have no greater desire to break out some weed or grab a pack of Marlboros. But I would like to blow out some candy smoke rings.
      why are kids smoking smarties when there are perfectly good cigarette replicas that come in both mint and bubble gum varieties? The bubble gum sticks are actually coated with candy powder than can be blown (once) like smoke. I loved those as a kid. In fact, there is a store here in Laguna Beach that still sells them. Might be time to take the kids down and share a pack.
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      • Pheidippides
        Liberal Feminazi
        • Nov 2008
        • 14759

        #4
        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
        why are kids smoking smarties when there are perfectly good cigarette replicas that come in both mint and bubble gum varieties? The bubble gum sticks are actually coated with candy powder than can be blown (once) like smoke. I loved those as a kid. In fact, there is a store here in Laguna Beach that still sells them. Might be time to take the kids down and share a pack.
        Probably because you can also use the smarties powder like cocaine too. For extra shock value.

        Seriously, if one of my kids did something like this I would say "that's dumb" and then ignore it. Stuff done for shock value is rendered impotent if the intended target refuses to be shocked.
        Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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        • TripletDaddy
          sweet triple
          • Nov 2008
          • 58186

          #5
          Originally posted by nikuman View Post
          Probably because you can also use the smarties powder like cocaine too. For extra shock value.

          Seriously, if one of my kids did something like this I would say "that's dumb" and then ignore it. Stuff done for shock value is rendered impotent if the intended target refuses to be shocked.
          we tried pixy stix "cocaine" at scout camp. I think we dared each other to try it. It made me sneeze, although it was somewhat pleasant to have a sugary sweet mucus. Another benefit was that it really helped keep the weight off.
          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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          • Pheidippides
            Liberal Feminazi
            • Nov 2008
            • 14759

            #6
            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
            we tried pixy stix "cocaine" at scout camp. I think we dared each other to try it. It made me sneeze, although it was somewhat pleasant to have a sugary sweet mucus. Another benefit was that it really helped keep the weight off.
            Yeah, we did that. We also smoked cedar bark wrapped in paper. It was dumb, but I'm sure it did my lungs no more harm than inhaling the campfire smoke did.

            In spite of my faux drug use as a youth, when I fell in with the NYC Cocaine Crowd, you didn't see me using.
            Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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            • Jeff Lebowski
              Corporate lackey for Jesus
              • Nov 2008
              • 69608

              #7
              Originally posted by nikuman View Post
              Yeah, we did that. We also smoked cedar bark wrapped in paper. It was dumb, but I'm sure it did my lungs no more harm than inhaling the campfire smoke did.
              aka "barkies"

              Ah... the memories.
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              • SoCalCoug
                Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
                • Nov 2008
                • 5214

                #8
                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                we tried pixy stix "cocaine" at scout camp. I think we dared each other to try it. It made me sneeze, although it was somewhat pleasant to have a sugary sweet mucus. Another benefit was that it really helped keep the weight off.
                You must have missed the part of the article that talked about maggots living on the sugar dust in your nose.
                If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

                "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

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                • SoCalCoug
                  Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 5214

                  #9
                  I once was pulled from the outfield and benched in the middle of an inning in a little league game when I was 10 because I was focused too much on eating the candy cigarettes I had in my back pocket rather than on the game.
                  If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

                  "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

                  "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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                  • wuapinmon
                    Soul Plumber
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 30711

                    #10


                    While this young man will look back on his presence in the pages of the WSJ with pride someday, I think he will lament his quote and photograph.
                    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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