Findersons are short one towel.

[beefytee]

All you people telling Robin he should probably move are making me laugh. Robin knows the risks and lives where he does despite them. He has the ability to move, yet clearly doesn't want to. Why? Maybe it's so he can post stories like this on CUF. Maybe it's to get some street cred. Maybe he's assuaging his own white guilt.

I don't get it, but everyone has their own windmills at which to tilt.

Good sleuthing JL. One of those has to be the reason.

[JohnnyLingo]

Good sleuthing JL. One of those has to be the reason.

Not really.

[RC Vikings]

Why? Maybe it's so he can post stories like this on CUF.

I bet this was his number one reason for moving there.

[JohnnyLingo]

I bet this was his number one reason for moving there.

More likely to be a reason to stay.

[smokymountainrain]

More likely to be a reason to stay.

Meh. He'd be better off moving and then making up stories like this if all he wanted to do was post stories on CUF.

[JohnnyLingo]

Meh. He'd be better off moving and then making up stories like this if all he wanted to do was post stories on CUF.

Which might be the case, actually. As far as I know, Robin lives in Malawi.

[ERCougar]

Which might be the case, actually. As far as I know, Robin lives in Malawi.

OK...I give up. JL 2.0 is just as bad as 1.0. Maybe worse.

You're an idiot.

[wuapinmon]

OK...I give up. JL 2.0 is just as bad as 1.0. Maybe worse.

You're an idiot.

I think his idiocy deserves a non-<redacted> modifier.

JohnnyLingo, go away from CUF. CUF would be better off without your stupid ass posting obtuse comments in every thread.

[TripletDaddy]

All you people telling Robin he should probably move are making me laugh. Robin knows the risks and lives where he does despite them. He has the ability to move, yet clearly doesn't want to. Why? Maybe it's so he can post stories like this on CUF. Maybe it's to get some street cred. Maybe he's assuaging his own white guilt.

I don't get it, but everyone has their own windmills at which to tilt.

I knew I made you laugh!

[Color Me Badd Fan]

OK...I give up. JL 2.0 is just as bad as 1.0. Maybe worse.

You're an idiot.

Yet another thread hijacked and then destroyed by JL. Sometimes idiocy can turn into pure genius in an unintended way. JL doesn't want to destroy threads but his retarded jedi mind tricks are extremely effective at doing just that. If it was intentional he would just about be the most brilliant troll on the internet.

JL is now in ExUte territory, he should not be engaged. He's an idiot, asshole and has a persecution complex.

[ERCougar]

A little tidbit for everyone...
Over the last few years that I was in in Michigan, we were seeing a lot more of this shot-in-the-leg stuff and a lot fewer fatalities. Word on the street was that no, gangbangers' aims weren't getting worse, it was just thought to be more humiliating or demeaning to injure or maim someone than kill them.

Just thought I'd throw that out to keep up my street cred.

[JohnnyLingo]

He's an idiot, asshole and has a persecution complex.

That right there? That is funny. Well done, CMBF. But I thought we'd established I'm merely socially inept, not intellectually deficient or mean.

I think you all are waaay too sensitive. Robin posts about a shooting in his neighborhood (not the first one he's mentioned, by the way). A few people tell Robin he should probably move. I point out that Robin knows the risks inherent in his neighborhood and such exhortations won't get him to move. As such, there are probably other reasons he is choosing to stay.

And the world ends.

[ERCougar]

That right there? That is funny. Well done, CMBF.

I think you all are waaay too sensitive. Robin posts about a shooting in his neighborhood (not the first one he's mentioned, by the way). A few people tell Robin he should probably move. I point out that Robin knows the risks inherent in his neighborhood and such exhortations won't get him to move. As such, there are probably other reasons he is choosing to stay.

And the world ends.

I love this characterization, which completely ignores both the idiotic implication that the only reason he lives there is to have stories to tell on here and that he's likely making it all up anyway.

This is why v2.0 is so annoying. It's just v1.0 with a smarmy exterior.

[JohnnyLingo]

I love this characterization, which completely ignores both the idiotic implication that the only reason he lives there is to have stories to tell on here and that he's likely making it all up anyway.

Bzzzzt. I said it is possible that this is the case. Much, much different, and not offensive. You're freaking out over nothing.

[wuapinmon]

Bzzzzt. I said it is possible that this is the case. Much, much different, and not offensive. You're freaking out over nothing.

No, the difference is, it's socially acceptable to follow-up his assertion that he'll hopefully move to a safer neighborhood soon with a reaffirmation of this sentiment, "Move, man." You do not follow suit. You say/suggest that he likes living there precisely because this kind of thing happens. You're essentially accusing him of putting his family at risk on purpose, or at least that's the common interpretation of what any REASONABLE person would see as your insinuation.

People call you on this, and you cannot seem to grasp why no one thinks your assertion was even remotely appropriate.

This comment was free from personal insults; it will be the last one.