The 2009 Cuffy Awards

[PaloAltoCougar]

The board anti-apostate bias was in full effect

I assumed the razor-thin margin of loss could be attributed to disappointing body fat percentage results at the CUF tailgate; a classic case of shooting the messenger. On the bright side, hooking people up with electrodes this fall may provide you with an opportunity for vengeance.

[Jarid in Cedar]

I assumed the razor-thin margin of loss could be attributed to disappointing body fat percentage results at the CUF tailgate; a classic case of shooting the messenger. On the bright side, hooking people up with electrodes this fall may provide you with an opportunity for vengeance.

If you supply the battery, we could have some real fun

[cowboy]

No s***. I'm thinking about sending Sophie, the grandmother of three who was hitting on me at the bar the other night, to accept my awards in protest.

But seriously, thanks for the nod(s). I realize this may be the internet equivalent of being huge in Belgium, but it is gratifying that my inane, borderline obscene ramblings are something more than annoying.

Woodford and branch for everyone!

Whatever. Sophie is only 35, and she has plenty of good years left. Who knows how the night would have ended if she had only been wearing a shirt with sleeves.

For the record, I didn't vote for you in any of the categories.

[landpoke]

Whatever. Sophie is only 35, and she has plenty of good years left. Who knows how the night would have ended if she had only been wearing a shirt with sleeves.

For the record, I didn't vote for you in any of the categories.

Lack of sleeves is a deal breaker. This aint the basin, we've got standards here.

And for the record, I didn't vote for you either jerk.

[cowboy]

Lack of sleeves is a deal breaker. This aint the basin, we've got standards here.

And for the record, I didn't vote for you either jerk.

You people always have been snooty over there.

Oh, and I know you didn't vote for me, because I DIDN'T GET NOMINATED FOR ANYTHING. I'm not bitter or anything, but I will warn you that the folks here don't really like you. They're just pretending to be nice because they want to dunk you.

[landpoke]

You people always have been snooty over there.

Oh, and I know you didn't vote for me, because I DIDN'T GET NOMINATED FOR ANYTHING. I'm not bitter or anything, but I will warn you that the folks here don't really like you. They're just pretending to be nice because they want to dunk you.

I think of myself as the board stripper, laying myself bare in a dance choreographed to give the impression that you have a chance. But when last call comes around you're out a grand and I'm nowhere to be found.

(Oh and don't be such a bitterman. There's always the 2010 Cuffies)

[Fiyero]

My votes turned out to win 8 of the 9 categories. It's nice to see the collective interest here morphing to my taste.

[TripletDaddy]

My votes turned out to win 8 of the 9 categories. It's nice to see the collective interest here morphing to my taste.

thank you for your vote!

[pellegrino]

Wow, what a terrific honor. I pledge to follow the great example of previous Rookie of the Year winners, Mike Miller, Joe Charboneau, and Rashaan Salaam and be bussing Wuap's table at the Waffle House within the next 2 years.

I do have one question. What do I get for winning this?... ha ha that is funny, like honor and prestige is going to pay for my high speed interert...no seriously what do I get?...well that 4 quarters will get me a piece of year old chocolate at the BYU Bookstore.

You mock my pain! (that was for LAUte)

Waste of a draft pick if there ever was one. <grumble> bears, <grumble>one of the worst seasons ever<grumble> learn how to build a team <grumble> Lovie, you ain't no Ditka. <grumble>

[UtahDan]

Since I didn't win anything this was obviously rigged. I wonder how hard it would be to do that.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Pac, thanks again for your work on this.

I thought there was a category for best Foyer thread.

You were robbed SU. waup probably has more mascara on than Katherine Harris has ever owned. This is a travesty.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Thanks again PAC for all of your work handling the nomination/voting process.

If this trend continues, we may need to change the name from CUFFIES to LANDPOKES.

Congrats to the other winners. All richly deserved.

[wuapinmon]

You were robbed SU. waup probably has more mascara on than Katherine Harris has ever owned. This is a travesty.

ok....over 12 hours later, and I can't figure out what you mean. Please spell it out for me. Why do I have on mascara again? insert falawful joke here.

[PaloAltoCougar]

ok....over 12 hours later, and I can't figure out what you mean. Please spell it out for me. Why do I have on mascara again? insert falawful joke here.

You didn't ask me, of course, and I didn't see the fine print until after I typed this the first time, but I assumed that just as the heavily made-up Katherine Harris was believed by many to have engineered a Florida victory for W, HFN is intimating you engineered DDD's win. The comparison falls to the ground, however, when one notes that you are way hotter than Katherine Harris, and are such without the aid of Maybelline.

[wuapinmon]

You didn't ask me, of course, and I didn't see the fine print until after I typed this the first time, but I assumed that just as the heavily made-up Katherine Harris was believed by many to have engineered a Florida victory for W, HFN is intimating you engineered DDD's win. The comparison falls to the ground, however, when one notes that you are way hotter than Katherine Harris, and are such without the aid of Maybelline.

I'm often overcome by the mountains of menlove tossed my way on CUF. I've never really experienced such compliments from the female of the species (save nine months of temptation in Limón, Costa Rica), so I'm ill-prepared with how to handle these things. But, in my darkest hours, I think back to kindnesses like my being told by PAC that I'm way hotter than Katherine Harris, and much like Psalms 23, PAC, when I'm in the valley of the shadow of death, your rod and your staff, they comfort me.