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  • Now who’s the dean?
    Pretty Good Guy
    • Aug 2020
    • 567
    #1

    Greetings

    How did you find CS?
    CB

    How did you choose your moniker?
    Homer

    What do you do (other than read CS)?
    Read, Camp, Internet Chess

    How many time zones have you lived in?
    3

    What are your sports loyalties?
    BYU

    Are you looking forward to wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?
    Yes and ?

    Optional, but encouraged questions:

    What do you like about CS?
    Any topic is allowed

    What don't you like about CS?
    Cilantro lovers

    Do you pee in the sink?
    No. Seems like more effort than almost anywhere else.

    Did you ever consider an alternative career path?
    Not really

    When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?
    No

    What's your standing in the church? (this was originally meant as a joke but it stuck)
    In

    Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?
    Forever

    Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread?
    Hard to say
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    • Pelado
      Bald not naked
      • Sep 2010
      • 21095
      #2
      Originally posted by Now who’s the dean? View Post
      How did you find CS?
      CB

      How did you choose your moniker?
      Homer

      What do you do (other than read CS)?
      Read, Camp, Internet Chess

      How many time zones have you lived in?
      3

      What are your sports loyalties?
      BYU

      Are you looking forward to wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?
      Yes and ?

      Optional, but encouraged questions:

      What do you like about CS?
      Any topic is allowed

      What don't you like about CS?
      Cilantro lovers

      Do you pee in the sink?
      No. Seems like more effort than almost anywhere else.

      Did you ever consider an alternative career path?
      Not really

      When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?
      No

      What's your standing in the church? (this was originally meant as a joke but it stuck)
      In

      Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?
      Forever

      Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread?
      Hard to say
      Welcome, Now.
      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
      - Goatnapper'96

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        • beefytee
          Board eye candy
          • Mar 2009
          • 7542
          #3
          Welcome!

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            • Uncle Ted
              The Big 12 money shot.
              • Apr 2010
              • 28853
              #4
              LOL... Yet another CB refugee.

              Originally posted by Now who’s the dean? View Post
              What do you like about CS?
              Any topic is allowed
              Just don't mention "功 流感" in any of the Covid-19 threads when MBN is around... He doesn't like that.

              Welcome!
              "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
              "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
              "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • Jeff Lebowski
                  Corporate lackey for Jesus
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 69500
                  #5
                  Hey it is great to have you here! I have enjoyed your posts so far. Please stick around.

                  Sorry about that weird template. Half of the questions are based on old inside jokes that don't make any sense now. I wish people would stop referencing it.
                  "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                  "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                  "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                    • PaloAltoCougar
                      Semper infra dignitatem
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 16918
                      #6
                      The jury's still out, but like the COVID vaccine development process, early indications are that you're a worthy addition to this motley crew. And if I had an additional metaphor to throw into the mix, I would.

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                        • Scott R Nelson
                          UofU/BYU mixed marriage
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 1508
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Now who’s the dean? View Post
                          How many time zones have you lived in?
                          This one is interesting. It doesn't say how long you had to be in the time zone. I think there are 18 time zones that I've been in while I was living.

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                            • Bo Diddley
                              Senior
                              • Jul 2012
                              • 18721
                              #8
                              Welcome! Agree with the Dude. You've been a good addition. Stick around.

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                                • falafel
                                  loves to talk on things
                                  • Mar 2009
                                  • 37891
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                  Hey it is great to have you here! I have enjoyed your posts so far. Please stick around.

                                  Sorry about that weird template. Half of the questions are based on old inside jokes that don't make any sense now. I wish people would stop referencing it.
                                  It's part of our history! I say embrace it.
                                  Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                                  Dig your own grave, and save!

                                  "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                                  "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                                    • Jeff Lebowski
                                      Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                      • Nov 2008
                                      • 69500
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by falafel View Post
                                      It's part of our history! I say embrace it.
                                      It is ancient history. Why subject new people to old jokes that aren't even relevant anymore? Not exactly welcoming.

                                      I made a new template.
                                      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                                        • falafel
                                          loves to talk on things
                                          • Mar 2009
                                          • 37891
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                          It is ancient history. Why subject new people to old jokes that aren't even relevant anymore? Not exactly welcoming.

                                          I made a new template.
                                          White-washer.
                                          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                                          Dig your own grave, and save!

                                          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                                          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                                          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                                            • Moliere
                                              One man.....one pie
                                              • Oct 2009
                                              • 27808
                                              #12
                                              Greetings

                                              Originally posted by Scott R Nelson View Post
                                              This one is interesting. It doesn't say how long you had to be in the time zone. I think there are 18 time zones that I've been in while I was living.
                                              Ha, I’ve probably been in everyone then. Flew from Houston to Russia to Singapore to Los Angeles to Houston.

                                              Oh, and sois le bienvenu au dean!


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                                              "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                                                • Walter Sobchak
                                                  Adventurer
                                                  • Oct 2009
                                                  • 3815
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Now who’s the dean? View Post
                                                  Do you pee in the sink?
                                                  No. Seems like more effort than almost anywhere else.
                                                  So... you're short.
                                                  You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
                                                  Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

                                                  Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
                                                  You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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                                                    • YOhio
                                                      Hipster Mode
                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                      • 26165
                                                      #14
                                                      Not all topics are allowed. Lebowski permanently banned Colly Wolly because he didn’t tag a game of thrones spoiler.

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                                                        • smokymountainrain
                                                          Impressive Member
                                                          • Nov 2008
                                                          • 22593
                                                          #15
                                                          what is your CB handle?
                                                          I'm like LeBron James.
                                                          -mpfunk

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