What the Hell, the intro for the lesser half of the funk family.

[MartyFunkhouser]

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[JohnnyLingo]

Can you provide us a comprehensive list of the famous individuals you hate? It'd be good to have for future reference.

Thanks.

[MartyFunkhouser]

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[byu71]

Welcome, I am glad to have you here.

[Donuthole]

Don't be such a dongface. I hate thre Red Sox as much, if not more, than you do. I shan't be starting an Official Red Sox thread anytime soon.

[Fiyero]

How did you choose your moniker?

At the time that I was starting to receive internet access I was a fan of the show MST3K and music by Parliament/Funkadelic. My favorite episode of MST3K was Mitchell and I developed the pseudonym Mitchell P. Funk and shortened it to mpfunk for message boards, because Mitchell P. Funk was too damn long. I don't watch MST3k much anymore and don't listen to much P-Funk anymore, but p-funk is the music that starting me on the road to the free jazz that I love so much.

This post is useless without pictures.

[wuapinmon]

I almost didn't ask you a question......who doesn't like the Beatles or people that like them? Hmph.

Anyway, even though our relationship is already more damaged that Paul McCartney's retirement plans, here goes.

The song "Bungalow Bill" from the Beatles self-titled 'White" album is highly critical of European colonialism, gun ownership, cowboy diplomacy, and America; it also contains proof positive of Yoko's inability to sing well in English. Apple Corp, the Beatles licensing company, authorized a line of neckties by Manhattan-Salent in the early 1990's that portrayed lyrics to songs in graphic designs on silk. I owned several, including the Bungalow Bill tie. Islam teaches that men are forbidden to wear silk, thought, as is typical, the Muslim holy writs do not provide any reasoning why the injunction exists. Given what you know about the activities at the detention center at Guantanamo, and about the religious proscription against wearing silk, how would you react if the government planned to use silk uniforms as a way to extract information from Muslim prisoners? Would it constitute torture? Would it violate their civil rights? Explain your answer.

[New Mexican Disaster]

How did you find CUF? I was one of the early adopters of the cougarguard revolution. I received a boardmail from Archaea asking me to join them over at cougarguard. I followed the migration from cougarguard to cuf.

What do you like about CUF? The thread about the Dodgers and how it proves that Dodger fans really are backwards when it comes to stats, but I don't want them to change at all. The statistical movement does need an evil nemesis and the Dodgers play that role very well. I also like that there are limited Red Sox fans. No one has even started an official Red Sox thread yet, although I'm sure that donuthole with start one based on this thread and I will be forced to call him a dongface.

What don't I like about CUF? Too many Dodger fans, but that is also what I hate about the world.

How did you choose your moniker?

At the time that I was starting to receive internet access I was a fan of the show MST3K and music by Parliament/Funkadelic. My favorite episode of MST3K was Mitchell and I developed the pseudonym Mitchell P. Funk and shortened it to mpfunk for message boards, because Mitchell P. Funk was too damn long. I don't watch MST3k much anymore and don't listen to much P-Funk anymore, but p-funk is the music that starting me on the road to the free jazz that I love so much.

What do you do (other than read CUF)?

Break up families for a living, spend time with Mrs. Funk, starting to get into cycling, and play boardgames. I live a boring life, but am happy with my boring life.

What goals do you have left to accomplish?

Get down to my goal weight of 165, convincing the Ute athletic department to eliminate gymnastics as a sport at the school, and to wear a bowtie without getting mocked. I'm sure there are many more but I assume the work necessary to accomplish those 2 goals will allow me to accomplish any other goals I have.

How many states have you lived in?

I have lived in Utah and Oregon.

What are your sports loyalties?

Oakland A's, Ute football, Ute basketball, Portland Trailblazers, Atlanta Falcons, and Chicago Blackhawks

What's your standing in the church?

In good standing.

Are you famous for anything?

No.

Are you looking forward to Wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?

I prefer not to answer questions from Beatles fans, so no I am not looking forward to it.

How many families have you broken up this year? I have hit just surpassed one hundred.

Who mocks you when you wear a bowtie? I wear them all the time. You have got to own the room my man.