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  • ScoopJahoop
    Full of sound and fury
    • Mar 2019
    • 74

    #1

    Hello

    The mandatory questions, things everyone wants to know about you:

    How did you find CS?
    Too long ago to remember. Lurked off and on since CUF.

    How did you choose your moniker?
    I like how it sounds

    What do you do (other than read CS)?
    I love golf. Terrible at it.

    How many time zones have you lived in?
    Two. This makes me a little sad.

    What are your sports loyalties?
    BYU, NFL - Denver, MLB - Oakland, EPL - ManU

    Are you looking forward to wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?
    Yes. No idea.

    Optional, but encouraged questions:

    Did you ever consider an alternative career path?
    Didn’t really consider the one I’m on

    When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?
    No

    What's your standing in the church? (this was originally meant as a joke but it stuck)
    Active member getting more disillusioned by the day

    Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?
    Years off and on

    Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread?
    Yes, because if I put no that would cause someone to respond and if I put yes they won’t, but if I put no . . .
  • Eddie
    Senior Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 8098

    #2
    Welcome! And stick around - we need some fresh blood around here. The same old discussions get old after a while.

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    • Walter Sobchak
      Adventurer
      • Oct 2009
      • 3815

      #3
      Most of us pee in the sink. HBU?
      You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
      Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

      Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
      You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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      • Clark Addison
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 10295

        #4
        Welcome Scoop!

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        • Jeff Lebowski
          Corporate lackey for Jesus
          • Nov 2008
          • 69510

          #5
          Stick around, Scoop.

          Sorry about the dumb questions. I guess we are too lazy to change them.
          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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          • clackamascoug
            Banned
            • Dec 2009
            • 9709

            #6
            Welcome...

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            • Bo Diddley
              Senior
              • Jul 2012
              • 18723

              #7
              Welcome, Scoop!

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              • YOhio
                Hipster Mode
                • Nov 2008
                • 26165

                #8
                Welcome to our BYU sports message board, scoop.

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                • happyone
                  Board Bookworm
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 5386

                  #9
                  Welcome Sir

                  I may be small, but I'm slow.

                  A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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                  • Northwestcoug
                    Cocked and Loaded
                    • May 2011
                    • 17940

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
                    Most of us pee in the sink. HBU?
                    Yeah, how did that question get deleted from the form?

                    Welcome Scoop!
                    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                    "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                    - SeattleUte

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                    • Pelado
                      Bald not naked
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 21096

                      #11
                      Bienvenidos, Scoop.
                      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                      - Goatnapper'96

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                      • ByronMarchant
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2015
                        • 360

                        #12
                        Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                        Welcome to our BYU sports message board, scoop.
                        LOL

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                        • pellegrino
                          miserere me
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 12100

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                          Stick around, Scoop.

                          Sorry about the dumb questions. I guess we are too lazy to change them.
                          Nah, you're not too lazy, you like them too much because they remind you of the golden age of this once illustrious message board.
                          Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                          God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                          Alessandro Manzoni

                          Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                          pelagius

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                          • Pelado
                            Bald not naked
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 21096

                            #14
                            Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                            Nah, you're not too lazy, you like them too much because they remind you of the golden age of this once illustrious message board.
                            Welcome back, wanderer.
                            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                            - Goatnapper'96

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                            • Jeff Lebowski
                              Corporate lackey for Jesus
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 69510

                              #15
                              Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                              Nah, you're not too lazy, you like them too much because they remind you of the golden age of this once illustrious message board.
                              Wow. He lives!
                              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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