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  • Salsa
    Junior Member
    • Jul 2009
    • 2

    #1

    Hello

    Okay, ER (my husband) has finally cajoled me into joining the board if for nothing more then to pad his numbers in the runners vs. cyclers contest. We happen to have a big race this weekend, so hopefully I can help out.
  • YOhio
    Hipster Mode
    • Nov 2008
    • 26165

    #2
    Welcome Salsa!

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    • I.J. Reilly
      Nobody's Fool
      • Apr 2009
      • 2949

      #3
      Well, happy padding!

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      • Donuthole
        Official Outgayer
        • Nov 2008
        • 25285

        #4
        "Because people like to say salsa!"
        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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        • SloanHater
          Banned
          • Feb 2009
          • 1348

          #5
          Best of luck with your race!

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          • wuapinmon
            Soul Plumber
            • Dec 2008
            • 30711

            #6
            Welcome to the board! Please answer the following question, but think carefully about how you answer because our future dealings may depend upon how you respond:

            Jones v. United States, 137 U.S. 202 (1890) determined that the Guano Islands Act was indeed constitutional, and that the three of the eighteen African-American miners accused of killing their white supervisors on Navassa Island were worthy of execution. After an enormous grassroots protest and petition signing among black churches, and three white jurors from the original murder trial, President Benjamin Harrison commuted their sentences to imprisonment. With a claim stretching back to 1801, Haiti claims that the island belongs to the Haitian people. Given the nature of the island (a waterless and unpopulated island in between Haiti, Cuba, and Jamaica) and the presumptuousness of the Guano Islands Act, does Haiti have a valid case before the World Court?
            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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            • Jeff Lebowski
              Corporate lackey for Jesus
              • Nov 2008
              • 69789

              #7
              Welcome Salsa. Your husband has always been one of my favorite posters. Except for that whole rocket science episode.

              Don't be shy. Great to have you here.
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • creekster
                It is NOT a monkey!
                • Nov 2008
                • 22661

                #8
                Welcome. BTW, we are cyclists, not cyclers. Thats what Pelagius and his buddies do before big events.
                PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                • pelagius
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 5288

                  #9
                  Originally posted by creekster View Post
                  Welcome. BTW, we are cyclists, not cyclers. Thats what Pelagius and his buddies do before big events.
                  My colleague two doors down did a 100 miler before coming into work ... I really just felt bad for him but I lied and mumbled something supportive when he described the ride. It's going to be hard to keep my integrity with all these cyclists around.
                  Last edited by pelagius; 07-15-2009, 11:28 PM.

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                  • RobinFinderson
                    Banned
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 10548

                    #10
                    Welcome Salsa! ER seems alright. Congrats on that. And please pad the runners' numbers as often as you can.

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                    • ERCougar
                      Junior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 10978

                      #11
                      I doubt she answers these. Not that she's unfriendly, but she's not much for message boards and what she calls imaginary friends (and I don't want to share the laptop). I told her all she had to was say hi and post her distances (or I would start withholding sex), so I can't really change the deal on her.

                      So being awake and bored, I'll answer for her...

                      Donut - "I'm a huge Seinfeld fan and love the reference, but Salsa has been my nickname since high school and I won't tell ER the real reason why, so I just keep coming up with vague stories. I think he's bought them, although I'm not sure I've ever given the same story twice."

                      wuap - "Yes."

                      Leb - "You're an engineer...an engineer, right? WTF?"

                      Robin - "'alright' doesn't quite capture the wonder that is ER. He's the brightest, funniest, best-looking, most charming, and wonderful man I've ever been married to. If all men had been, and were, and ever would be, like unto him, behold, the very powers of hell would have been shaken forever."
                      At least the Big Ten went after a big-time addition in Nebraska; the Pac-10 wanted a game so badly, it added Utah
                      -Berry Trammel, 12/3/10

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                      • Teenage Dirtbag
                        Since 1971
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 1096

                        #12
                        Hi Salsa, and thanks for joining. It's going to take a combined effort by good men and women everywhere to combat the forces of the evil cyclers and their little spandex pants.

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                        • Surfah
                          Where's Wallace?
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 33726

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ERCougar View Post
                          Robin - "'alright' doesn't quite capture the wonder that is ER. He's the brightest, funniest, best-looking, most charming, and wonderful man I've ever been married to. If all men had been, and were, and ever would be, like unto him, behold, the very powers of hell would have been shaken forever."
                          Salsa is going to have to verify this one herself.

                          Welcome aboard.
                          "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                          -Turtle
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                          • Jarid in Cedar
                            CS Institutional Memory
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 13234

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ERCougar View Post
                            I doubt she answers these. Not that she's unfriendly, but she's not much for message boards and what she calls imaginary friends (and I don't want to share the laptop). I told her all she had to was say hi and post her distances (or I would start withholding sex), so I can't really change the deal on her.

                            So being awake and bored, I'll answer for her...

                            Donut - "I'm a huge Seinfeld fan and love the reference, but Salsa has been my nickname since high school and I won't tell ER the real reason why, so I just keep coming up with vague stories. I think he's bought them, although I'm not sure I've ever given the same story twice."

                            wuap - "Yes."

                            Leb - "You're an engineer...an engineer, right? WTF?"

                            Robin - "'alright' doesn't quite capture the wonder that is ER. He's the brightest, funniest, best-looking, most charming, and wonderful man I've ever been married to. If all men had been, and were, and ever would be, like unto him, behold, the very powers of hell would have been shaken forever."
                            I have some real doubt any man withholds sex!
                            "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

                            "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

                            "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

                            -Rick Majerus

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                            • byu71
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 22070

                              #15
                              Welcome, I am glad to have you here.

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