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  • Hey, I'm SandYFan

    Been lurking here for a while, and enjoy the religious discussion you don't have to pay to get here. Without further ado,

    How did you find CS?

    -Cougarboard. I'm currently suspended for three days for attacking Tim.

    How did you choose your moniker?

    -I lived in Sandy when I joined CB. I am also a BYU fan. I hope that means I can fit in.

    What do you do (other than read CS)?

    -I love Starcraft, Adventure Time, playing basketball and fighting with my home's sprinkler system.

    How many time zones have you lived in?

    -3.

    What are your sports loyalties?

    -BYU for NCAAF and NCAAB, the Jazz and kind of the Rockies, I guess. I really only watch baseball in October.

    Are you looking forward to wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?

    -Sure. Something about volcanoes, I guess?

    Optional, but encouraged questions:

    What do you like about CS?

    -I like the in-depth conversations.

    What don't you like about CS?

    -Sometimes the political discussion can get pretty personal (something I'm also guilty of, but am trying to stop).

    Do you pee in the sink?

    -I have done so before. I am not ashamed of it.

    Did you ever consider an alternative career path?

    -I wanted to be an Air Force pilot as a kid. Then it turned out my eyes are messed up, so that was a no go.

    When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?

    -Nope.

    What's your standing in the church? (this was originally meant as a joke but it stuck)

    -Active. Bored.

    Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?

    -Um I guess because of that one time at the playground. Maybe a couple months?

    Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread?

    -No way. CS is a hive of scum and villainy and unfriendliness.

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    Welcome sir
    Dyslexics are teople poo...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by SandYFan View Post
      How did you find CS?

      -Cougarboard. I'm currently suspended for three days for attacking Tim.
      Welcome. You will fit in well, here. However, don't expect a very friendly question from timsfriendmac.
      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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      • #4
        Originally posted by SandYFan View Post
        Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread?

        -No way. CS is a hive of scum and villainy and unfriendliness.
        I resemble this remark. Welcome, idiot.
        "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

        "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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        • #5
          Man, if I had a nickel for every banned CB poster who shows up here, I'd have like 45 cents. Still, welcome aboard and join in the scrum. Or scum.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
            Welcome. You will fit in well, here. However, don't expect a very friendly question from timsfriendmac.
            If Tim can be Facebook friends with cougjunkie, I think I can ask Sandy a solid question, especially since she respected the pellegrino-approved template.
            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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            • #7
              Welcome aboard. SYF. Stick around and don't be shy.
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • #8
                Welcome.
                "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                  I think I can ask Sandy a solid question, especially since she respected the pellegrino-approved template.
                  If Sandy is a she, I'd like to know the mechanics involved in peeing in the sink.

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                  • #10
                    KL... google "bridesmaids movie sink scene". yw.
                    You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
                    Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

                    Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
                    You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                      If Sandy is a she, I'd like to know the mechanics involved in peeing in the sink.
                      I knew you'd call me on this.
                      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post
                        If Sandy is a she, I'd like to know the mechanics involved in peeing in the sink.
                        FTR, I do not wish to know this.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                          FTR, I do not wish to know this.
                          Can someone tell me if SYF is male or female? It makes a difference in how I will welcome he or she.
                          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                            Can someone tell me if SYF is male or female? It makes a difference in how I will welcome he or she.
                            Sorry, I'm a dude.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SandYFan View Post
                              Sorry, I'm a dude.
                              Sois le bienvenu!
                              "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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