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  • Purplmonkeydishwashr

    Howdy!

    I'm purplmonkeydishwashr. Today seemed as good as any to write my intro post.

    How did you find CUF? I've been here pretty much since the beginning. I joined March 19, 2009, and have since posted 10 times (counting this one).

    How did you choose your moniker? It's a moderately obscure Simpsons/Telephone Game reference. I always thought it was funny.

    What do you do (other than read CUF)? I work at a consulting firm. As an interesting sidenote, I apparently work with The Moose's Whistle. Or at least he's somewhere here in the building. I don't know who he is, but I have my suspicions...

    How many time zones have you lived in? 4ish

    What are your sports loyalties?

    Cougars
    Colts
    Jazz
    Dodgers

    Are you looking forward to wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be? Shivering with anticipation. I have no idea what it will be, but I'm trying to steer all my responses down some stream-of-consciousness road that will eventually lead to something I know the answer to. It's not going well.


    What do you like about CUF? Pretty much everything. I'm on here quite a bit, and I've gotten a lot of laughs, good advice, and whatnot.

    What don't you like about CUF? Nothing at all. Really.

    Do you pee in the sink? That all depends on whose house I'm at.

    Did you ever consider an alternative career path? All the time. The world needs more lawyers.

    When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs? Probably not. But you never know, I suppose.

    What's your standing in the church? (this was originally meant as a joke but it stuck) I'm a mormon, but not particularly good at it.

    Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking? There's really no good answer to this question, other than I don't think I'm that creepy. I mean it's not like I've tried to track all of you down in real life. I guess I don't have the right temperament to be a regular message board contributor. I don't ever get offended enough by somebody to fire off a response, sarcastic or otherwise. As far as offering my 2 cents to a discussion, I usually feel like any view I have is pretty well covered before I ever get around to posting it. There's a lot of very bright people here looking from a lot of different angles, and I don't care to be dead weight. Which is ironic, I suppose. If this isn't irony, please correct me.

    Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread? Probably. There are a lot of kind souls here.

    Anyways, I do feel a little guilty taking so much from the board without giving back. I'll try to post more in the future, but I won't guarantee that it will be worth much beyond a less effective example to the rest of you.

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    What's on the monkey's plate?
    Everything in life is an approximation.

    http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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    • #3
      the teachers will crack any minute.
      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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      • #4
        Also, it is not ironic, at least not as you have framed it.
        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
          What's on the monkey's plate?
          It's not my plate, I just wash it.


          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
          the teachers will crack any minute.
          Yeah, he says you're going to fold like Superman on laundry day.

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          • #6
            welcome, fellow simian.
            PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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            • #7
              So you're implying that if pressed, mods will find that you have the same IP address as Moose? Wow! What a strange coincidence!
              "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Commando View Post
                So you're implying that if pressed, mods will find that you have the same IP address as Moose? Wow! What a strange coincidence!
                Yeah, I was briefly banned (which I'm sure was noticed by all) when I came into work one morning. Lebowski cleared it up, though. Apparently Moose and I share the same IP address. I assure you I am not a part of the collective. My (lack of) posting history should prove my innocence.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by purplmonkeydishwashr View Post
                  Yeah, I was briefly banned (which I'm sure was noticed by all) when I came into work one morning. Lebowski cleared it up, though. Apparently Moose and I share the same IP address. I assure you I am not a part of the collective. My (lack of) posting history should prove my innocence.
                  I am not sure if welcome is the correct salutation since you have been here longer than me, but welcome anyways. Also I would be willing to contribute to a kity that would go to help you discover the nefarious Moose's Whistle (what makes that guy tick?! ).
                  "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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                  • #10
                    Welcome, purplmonkeydishwashr. I am pleased you chose the pellegrino-approved template.
                    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                    Alessandro Manzoni

                    Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                    pelagius

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                    • #11
                      Okay, who's been giving you whatnot? Don't we have a rule about that?
                      If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

                      "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

                      "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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                      • #12
                        post more often pmd.

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                        • #13
                          Welcome PMDW! I look forward to reading your posts every couple of months!

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                          • #14
                            Welcome! It's been a while!
                            "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                            Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by purplmonkeydishwashr View Post
                              a less effective example to the rest of you.
                              I like people who quote the old Missionary Guide. Welcome.
                              "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

                              - Ty Cobb

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