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The mandatory questions, things everyone wants to know about you:
How did you find CUF?
Regular Cougarboard user looking for something else. CUF has more-frequently of late been identified as the place where disaffected ex-CB posters go. As I've had a harder and harder time stomaching the board, so I decided to get my daily BYU fix elsewhere.
How did you choose your moniker?
BYU grad living in Missouri. Lukewarm Mizzou fan - I pull for them, but I don't follow them around like a fat kid chasing a plate of gravy. When it comes to BYU FB and BB, however, I AM the fat, and I like my gravy.
What do you do (other than read CUF)?
I'm an attorney with 6 kids. My oldest 2 (daughters) are in high school and play a lot of volleyball, so I haul them around to practice and watch them. My wife coaches volleyball year round (club teams and school), so I run around and watch a bunch of high school girls in spandex a lot of weekends.
When I'm not doing that, I'm running around watching my son (age 12) play baseball. He pitches and plays centerfield on a traveling team that plays around 80 games per year. Yeah, most weekends I'm either at a baseball tournament or a volleyball tournament.
I'm an (unpaid) assistant HS football coach during the fall and the local school board president. I coach linebackers on D and help with the O line on offense.
I live on my wife's family's 600 acre farm in rural Missouri. My kids are the 5th generation of the family to grow up on the property. We hunt, fish, shoot, blow stuff up, ride ATV's through the mud, and do basically what you'd expect people who live in the country with the closest neighbor a couple of miles away to do. Well, except for maybe making shine or meth.
How many time zones have you lived in?
3
What are your sports loyalties?
BYU
St. Louis Cardinals
Dallas Cowboys (less so now though - I don't have the time to follow them)
I have zero use for the NBA and haven't watched a complete game in years
Are you looking forward to wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?
Of course. I just hope he doesn't ask if he can date my wife.
Optional, but encouraged questions:
What do you like about CUF?
I like that it's not CB. I like that the posters here seem a lot less likely to troll their own fan base.
What don't you like about CUF?
That remains to be determined
Do you pee in the sink?
Only in gas stations, and then only when the toilet is clogged with #2 and I don't want to pee on it and get backsplash all over my pants.
Did you ever consider an alternative career path?
Of course. I considered being a male underwear model, but my wife laughed long enough that I reconsidered.
When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?
They've all seen enough meth heads wandering around that I don't think it'll be necessary
What's your standing in the church? (this was originally meant as a joke but it stuck)
In the bishopric in my ward. Of course the criteria for that in rural Missouri is about the same as being called as a nursery leader in a Utah ward. You have to have a pulse and generally show up to Church on Sunday.
Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?
I haven't. Occasionally I've seen links to CUF on other sites, and I've read posts here that way. I decided to stop using CB a few days ago, so I haven't had time to properly lurk here.
Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread?
Probably just the people that are overly polite and who feel obligated to welcome everyone who posts a thread here.
How did you find CUF?
Regular Cougarboard user looking for something else. CUF has more-frequently of late been identified as the place where disaffected ex-CB posters go. As I've had a harder and harder time stomaching the board, so I decided to get my daily BYU fix elsewhere.
How did you choose your moniker?
BYU grad living in Missouri. Lukewarm Mizzou fan - I pull for them, but I don't follow them around like a fat kid chasing a plate of gravy. When it comes to BYU FB and BB, however, I AM the fat, and I like my gravy.
What do you do (other than read CUF)?
I'm an attorney with 6 kids. My oldest 2 (daughters) are in high school and play a lot of volleyball, so I haul them around to practice and watch them. My wife coaches volleyball year round (club teams and school), so I run around and watch a bunch of high school girls in spandex a lot of weekends.
When I'm not doing that, I'm running around watching my son (age 12) play baseball. He pitches and plays centerfield on a traveling team that plays around 80 games per year. Yeah, most weekends I'm either at a baseball tournament or a volleyball tournament.
I'm an (unpaid) assistant HS football coach during the fall and the local school board president. I coach linebackers on D and help with the O line on offense.
I live on my wife's family's 600 acre farm in rural Missouri. My kids are the 5th generation of the family to grow up on the property. We hunt, fish, shoot, blow stuff up, ride ATV's through the mud, and do basically what you'd expect people who live in the country with the closest neighbor a couple of miles away to do. Well, except for maybe making shine or meth.
How many time zones have you lived in?
3
What are your sports loyalties?
BYU
St. Louis Cardinals
Dallas Cowboys (less so now though - I don't have the time to follow them)
I have zero use for the NBA and haven't watched a complete game in years
Are you looking forward to wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?
Of course. I just hope he doesn't ask if he can date my wife.
Optional, but encouraged questions:
What do you like about CUF?
I like that it's not CB. I like that the posters here seem a lot less likely to troll their own fan base.
What don't you like about CUF?
That remains to be determined
Do you pee in the sink?
Only in gas stations, and then only when the toilet is clogged with #2 and I don't want to pee on it and get backsplash all over my pants.
Did you ever consider an alternative career path?
Of course. I considered being a male underwear model, but my wife laughed long enough that I reconsidered.
When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?
They've all seen enough meth heads wandering around that I don't think it'll be necessary
What's your standing in the church? (this was originally meant as a joke but it stuck)
In the bishopric in my ward. Of course the criteria for that in rural Missouri is about the same as being called as a nursery leader in a Utah ward. You have to have a pulse and generally show up to Church on Sunday.
Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?
I haven't. Occasionally I've seen links to CUF on other sites, and I've read posts here that way. I decided to stop using CB a few days ago, so I haven't had time to properly lurk here.
Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread?
Probably just the people that are overly polite and who feel obligated to welcome everyone who posts a thread here.
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