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  • The Ghost of Lyle Alzado
    Junior Member
    • Nov 2011
    • 11

    #1

    Um, boo?

    Hello. I was told to introduce myself, so here I am. I'm a long time lurker to CUF, mostly in the Foyer, which pretty much mirrors my Sunday churchgoing experience.

    How did you find CUF?
    Stumbled upon it in a google search. Although I'm a closet fan of Portland Ute's sunny and optimistic disposition, so his presence here helps.

    What do you like about CUF?
    The Foyer.

    What don't I like about CUF?
    Not sure yet. Most of the cougarboarders and uf.n peeps here seem like the decent sort.

    How did you choose your moniker?
    I stole it from something Bill Frost said in the 1990's. I have a weird memory and weirded sense of humor.

    What do you do (other than read CUF)?
    I'm a marketing guy.

    How many States have you lived in?
    Four states: MA, CA, UT, WY

    What are your sports loyalties?
    I like the Utes but my true love is the San Francisco Giants. I'm utterly bored by the BYU-Utah rivalry.

    What's your standing in the church?
    Semi-active LDS. Like the church as a means to do nice things for other people. Like the community as long as I'm in a ward outside of Utah County. Have MAJOR problems with a lot of the doctrine, but have come to the conclusion that doctrinal inconsistencies probably don't matter in the grand scheme of things. I guess we'll all find out who was right one day anyway.
    Machine wrapped with butter.
  • Donuthole
    Official Outgayer
    • Nov 2008
    • 25251

    #2
    I give you my moosiest welcome!
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • Sullyute
      a day late/a dollar short
      • Jul 2010
      • 3308

      #3
      Welcome fellow Ute fan. Where in Wyoming did you live?
      "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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      • DU Ute
        RIP CUF
        • Dec 2008
        • 7393

        #4
        Welcome, fellow Ute.
        "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
        "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
        "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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        • filsdepac
          No pun intended
          • May 2009
          • 1823

          #5
          Welcome fellow Giants fan! We need as many people as possible to keep the light of 2010 shining as BS and co. work solely on the bottom line.

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          • FN Phat
            I ♥ gateway sex
            • Feb 2009
            • 8691

            #6
            Originally posted by filsdepac View Post
            Welcome fellow Giants fan! We need as many people as possible to keep the light of 2010 shining as BS and co. work solely on the bottom line.
            He is already banned. Probably not so much for being yet another Moose dupe but for being a Ute.
            I'm your huckleberry.


            "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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            • Jeff Lebowski
              Corporate lackey for Jesus
              • Nov 2008
              • 69627

              #7
              Originally posted by FN Phat View Post
              He is already banned. Probably not so much for being yet another Moose dupe but for being a Ute.
              That was inadvertent. Sorry, Lyle. Reinstated.
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • The Ghost of Lyle Alzado
                Junior Member
                • Nov 2011
                • 11

                #8
                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                That was inadvertent. Sorry, Lyle. Reinstated.
                Thanks man. I've been called many things, but being called moose might be a new personal low.
                Machine wrapped with butter.

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                • The Ghost of Lyle Alzado
                  Junior Member
                  • Nov 2011
                  • 11

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sullyute View Post
                  Welcome fellow Ute fan. Where in Wyoming did you live?
                  I spent a couple of summers living in Star Valley, WY with family way back in the day. Bedford, to be specific.
                  Machine wrapped with butter.

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                  • Rickomatic
                    Junior Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 617

                    #10
                    Well at least you have a pic of Alzado when he was a Bronco.

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                    • Surfah
                      Where's Wallace?
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 33726

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Rickomatic View Post
                      Well at least you have a pic of Alzado when he was a Bronco.
                      Boo!

                      "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                      -Turtle
                      sigpic

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                      • happyone
                        Board Bookworm
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 5394

                        #12
                        welcome, welcome

                        I may be small, but I'm slow.

                        A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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                        • RobinFinderson
                          Banned
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 10548

                          #13
                          Originally posted by The Ghost of Lyle Alzado View Post
                          I spent a couple of summers living in Star Valley, WY with family way back in the day. Bedford, to be specific.
                          Interesting. So did Mike Waters. Maybe you know each other.

                          BTW, how regularly do you pee in the sink? How about the shower?

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                          • pellegrino
                            miserere me
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 12100

                            #14
                            Welcome Ghost of Lyle, I am pleased you chose the pellegrino-approved template to introduce yourself.
                            Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                            God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                            Alessandro Manzoni

                            Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                            pelagius

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                            • dabrockster
                              Senior Member
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 10933

                              #15
                              I would just like to say. Your name with the side photo of Alzado is an abomination and a pox be upon you..

                              Having a Alzado in your name next to a bronco photo.. Talk about an unforgivable sin..


                              Aside from that. Welcome...

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