Ellis Island?

[wuapinmon]

Yes, but unlike the case with Hershiser, I'm not certain that this kind of bragging is very respectful.

How long have you been married, waup?

wUAp. And I wasn't bragging. And I'm not a "get-er-done" man at all....I would like to be a "get-to-do-er-more-than-once-a-season" man again, but we've got too many fruits of my loins to make that happen anytime soon.

I've been married for 11 years.

This is why I want The Bedroom.....it helps to joke about the pain a varicocele causes when it gets swollen. I know it's blood backup, but the spermatoceles also hurt, and I'm wondering if people know of a way to relieve the pain that doesn't involve sex that I have yet to come across.

[TripletDaddy]

Yeah, so as it is now pretty clear to see, let's not have a Bedroom forum here. Please.

[marsupial]

...it helps to joke about the pain a varicocele causes when it gets swollen. I know it's blood backup, but the spermatoceles also hurt, and I'm wondering if people know of a way to relieve the pain that doesn't involve sex that I have yet to come across.

Ask SoonerCoug. I am pretty sure he has an answer to this.

[wuapinmon]

Yeah, so as it is now pretty clear to see, let's not have a Bedroom forum here. Please.

[Babs]

wUAp. And I wasn't bragging.

No, that's exactly what you're doing. You're bragging like a school kid. Inflating your diction hardly disguises as much.

[landpoke]

This is why I want The Bedroom.....it helps to joke about the pain a varicocele causes when it gets swollen. I know it's blood backup, but the spermatoceles also hurt, and I'm wondering if people know of a way to relieve the pain that doesn't involve sex that I have yet to come across.

You do know that you can self-medicate, right? I swear, you people are as bad as the evangelicals when it comes to this crap.

25+ year self-medicater here so feel free to post any questions you have on the subject in this thread. I'll be happy to answer.

[Levin]

Yeah, so as it is now pretty clear to see, let's not have a Bedroom forum here. Please.

Amen. To the extent anybody was on the fence, this maiden discussion should have pushed you safely into the "No Bedroom Forum" camp.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Ask SoonerCoug. I am pretty sure he has an answer to this.

Hey sup. I am waving to you from the Jackson airport.

Nice of them to provide free wireless, BTW.

[YOhio]

If only Archaea were here...

[Tim]

It's not a question of taboo, wuapinmon. Merriam-Webster defines taboo as "banned on grounds of morality or taste." This isn't a question of morality or taste -- it appears that a personal sense of privacy and/or respect for spouse is the driving force toward the lack of desire amongst the group for this kind of discussion. Not just this thread, either. You'll notice that no one else on this board, nor anyone on *any* normal board that you could frequent, is interested in talking about sex.

It's not that people here are prudes -- hell, look at landpoke! -- it's just that, really, no one wants to talk about your swollen nuts.

[cowboy]

You do know that you can self-medicate, right? I swear, you people are as bad as the evangelicals when it comes to this crap.

25+ year self-medicater here so feel free to post any questions you have on the subject in this thread. I'll be happy to answer.

Why did I read this thread? I want the last five minutes of my life and (non)wuapper's dignity back.

[Babs]

If only Archaea were here...

clearly he's here in spirit.

[Babs]

It's not a question of taboo, wuapinmon. Merriam-Webster defines taboo as "banned on grounds of morality or taste." This isn't a question of morality or taste -- it appears that a personal sense of privacy and/or respect for spouse is the driving force toward the lack of desire amongst the group for this kind of discussion.

thank you, Tim. I just have a hard time believing any wife would like being talked about quite so openly.

[Fiyero]

I don't see why anyone should be afraid of a sex forum; make it private with requested access only. If you don't want to read about X describing his spouse's discharge, stay out of it.

[TripletDaddy]

I don't see why anyone should be afraid of a sex forum; make it private with requested access only. If you don't want to read about X describing his spouse's discharge, stay out of it.

Wait, if Tim[x] is doing the talking, I want in.