Allow me to introduce myself

[wuapinmon]

For example (and yes, the alcohol is talking a little here), my rant against poor All-American and his private jet trip to my home town was written heavily under the influence of an equiv of one bottle of wine and two JD's on an AA flight to Sao Paulo. Whoops.

Sorry, AA. You're super cool, in retrospect.

I too have a sad legacy of posting stupid shit while under the influence. I was doped up in the hospital after surgery and got to bragging about things one shouldn't brag about. In my defense, I remember being convinced that my material was killing. Reading it now just makes me sad.

[Viking]

I too have a sad legacy of posting stupid shit while under the influence. I was doped up in the hospital after surgery and got to bragging about things one shouldn't brag about. In my defense, I remember being convinced that my material was killing. Reading it now just makes me sad.

I've read some past posts and thought: "what???!!!!"

My stupid posts are a testament of the truthfulness of the WoW. Well, sort of.

[NorthwestUteFan]

I've read some past posts and thought: "what???!!!!"

My stupid posts are a testament of the truthfulness of the WoW. Well, sort of.

Yeah. I seriously regret some of the stupid shit I post after eating too much meat at a time when I am neither suffering under the time of winter, or of cold, or of famine, or of excess of hunger.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

Yeah. I seriously regret some of the stupid shit I post after eating too much meat at a time when I am neither suffering under the time of winter, or of cold, or of famine, or of excess of hunger.

I agree. Last winter I used some tobacco on a sick emu, far outside the allowable sick cattle. And while we're confessing, I had neither judgement nor skill. Needless to say, I made some poor decisions while under the influence and am now paying child support to a pot bellied pig.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I've read some past posts and thought: "what???!!!!"

My stupid posts are a testament of the truthfulness of the WoW. Well, sort of.

Wait until you log on today after sobering up and read what you posted about wuap being funny last night.

[Viking]

Wait until you log on today after sobering up and read what you posted about wuap being funny last night.

I stand by my characterization of the Wu.

[wuapinmon]

(it's called the wuap smiley for a reason, bucko)



Gareth Keenan....answer the following question, but choose your response carefully as our future dealings on this site may depend, in large part, on your response to the following question:

Keenan O'Mear's song "Unfaithful Girl" features the lyric, "My friends all say I should walk out the door/they say she's a cheat/they say she's a....unfaithful girl." Diane Lane was decidedly unfaithful in the film Unfaithful, yet she was full of faith at the beginning of the Colorado Springs polygamist tale of woe The Child Bride of Short Creek. Her next movie Six Pack, filmed at the Dixie Speedway in my hometown of Woodstock, Georgia featured Kenny Rogers as a racecar driver, he drove so gosh darn fast, faster than Jesus according to Primus. The band Cake had their first big hit with "Going the Distance" about a racecar driver who keeps going the distance even after the race is over. One of the voices in Field of Dreams told Ray Kinsella to "go the distance" which led to him having a game of catch with his dead dad in spite of their liking different baseball teams just to spite each other. So, the question remains, if the prophet said we had to practice polygamy again, and Diane Lane isn't an option, what's your reaction?

This question has expired. You are dead to me.

[Green Monstah]

This question has expired. You are dead to me.

Maybe you've just lost your touch.....

[wuapinmon]

Maybe you've just lost your touch.....

An artist doesn't create art for approval of the unwashed masses; arte por el arte.

[Sullyute]

This question has expired. You are dead to me.

I taught that lesson last week in sunday school. When the prodigal son asked for his inheritance he was basically saying the he wished his father dead - very offensive then and now.

Mr. Schrute, you can still make amends as Wuap is forgiving, but if you send him a boardmail please use an introduction or greeting as he will not read it otherwise...

[Green Monstah]

An artist doesn't create art for approval of the unwashed masses; arte por el arte.

That's painfully obvious in this instance.



Just kidding, I actually enjoy your questions, so maybe the unwashed masses are ruining your art's prestige????

[Dwight Schr-ute]

What’s up, weirdos?! Been thinking about the old neighborhood recently after getting your requests from BYU Engineering and meeting up with another alum for lunch this afternoon. Now that our respective teams are officially back in the same sport conference again, it feels appropriate to pop in and see how everyone is doing. Still hanging out in Vegas. Still in the water biz. Still a big Utah fan until my oldest is miraculously accepted into BYU next year, then I might have to put my drum and feather on the sacrificial alter. Anyway, glad to see that the site is still as active as it is. I will try and not be such a stranger. Jake and I took a commemorative photo for proof.

[Jeff Lebowski]

What’s up, weirdos?! Been thinking about the old neighborhood recently after getting your requests from BYU Engineering and meeting up with another alum for lunch this afternoon. Now that our respective teams are officially back in the same sport conference again, it feels appropriate to pop in and see how everyone is doing. Still hanging out in Vegas. Still in the water biz. Still a big Utah fan until my oldest is miraculously accepted into BYU next year, then I might have to put my drum and feather on the sacrificial alter. Anyway, glad to see that the site is still as active as it is. I will try and not be such a stranger. Jake and I took a commemorative photo for proof.

Hey!

Welcome back, stranger. Tell me more about the BYU Engineering requests. And your oldest!

[Dwight Schr-ute]

Hey!

Welcome back, stranger. Tell me more about the BYU Engineering requests. And your oldest!

Dr. Hotchkiss wants to come down and see my weirs this fall. But I told him only if he brings you along.

My oldest is a senior this year and, I’m afraid, getting her into BYU would take a miracle at this point.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Dr. Hotchkiss wants to come down and see my weirs this fall. But I told him only if he brings you along.

My oldest is a senior this year and, I’m afraid, getting her into BYU would take a miracle at this point.

I am in!