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Growing old is mean business, and not for the meek or timid. Aging will never be a topic of humor in any of my conversations.Originally posted by byu71 View Post
Personally I am at the "obviously closer to 50 than 20", but not quite to the "honey I bought a Corvette today..." stage. I have an advantage in that all of my kids are quite a bit younger than my contemporaries, and that keeps me on my young.
Having toddlers at home is one way to avoid a mid-life crisis.Comment
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Thanks. My wife finally made me throw away my Mitre Barbarians last year. They were WICKED. Their 3/4" studs got me banned from church softball.Originally posted by hostile View Post
I used to have a ball that I 'borrowed' from Utah State when we played them. We were a bunch of high school punks who didn't know any better, and 'borrowed' a ball from each team we played. (We never took any from Highland, because we knew the players and Coach Gelwix very well and respected them)
I returned the ball after my mission, feeling the pangs of guilt.Last edited by NorthwestUteFan; 11-05-2010, 07:31 AM.Comment
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Welcome aboard, NUF. I like ass-kissers, so I appreciate the Lebowski quotes and clip. Being an engineer is a nice bonus. God willing, someday we may overtake the lawyers."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
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You should join forces with the physicians.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
My ADR6300 likes frog legs."The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick MajerusComment
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I am far from being an ass kisser, but I AM a dyed-in-the-wool 'Big Lebowski' fan. I love the Coen Brothers films.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
John Turturro is (as usual) a comedic genius in that film. Of course Jeff Bridges makes an excellent Christ character too.Comment
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I already have. One groups is immersed in healing, the other routinely eat their young.Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View PostComment
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What, no oaky flavor? I was trying for an oaky flavor, with a hint of berry. I certainly have a lot of nose as well.Originally posted by New Mexican Disaster View Post
Thank you.Comment
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NWUF, please answer the following question, but consider your response carefully, as it may determine our future dealings on this site.
The launch of the space shuttle Discovery was scrubbed today, for about the fifth time in the last week. Today's cause was a suspected gaseous hydrogen leak. This will be Discovery's final flight (hopefully not "final" in the gaseous-hydrogen-Hindenberg-oh-the-huge-manatee sense of the word) after 39 trips into the ether. John Glenn rode aboard this orbiter, which might some day be made into a film, once Ed Harris gets old enough to play Glenn again like he did in The Right Stuff. NKOTB had a hit song with, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, "The Right Stuff," baby, which Oreos later used in a commercial advertising "The White Stuff." Once the average consumer discovered that partially hydrogenated soybean oil, the chief component of the white stuff, was not good for their health, they at least felt a little guilty after eating Nabisco's chocolate biscuits. Nabisco even created the Double Stuff Oreo for those who are in a bulking phase, or who at least like to buy in bulk. Issaquah, Washington is home to Costco, the bulk warehouse company's world HQ. You can buy jumbo packs of Oreos for home consumption or for vending. But, if you want to pay for your items, you'd better not try and use your Discover card; they won't accept it. So, the question remains, when you go to Costco's flagship store in Seattle, and since you're on CUF we know you do, how do you pay for you items?"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Seriously, stop kissing his ass. It's embarrassing.Originally posted by NorthwestUteFan View PostComment
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When this board receives a cease and desist order from Polygram and JL is forced to drop the Jeff Lebowski moniker, I will still enjoy the hell out of that movie. I loved that movie 12 years before I gave two Doofenschmirtzes about this board or any personality on it. El Duderino is one of the greatest movie characters in recent memory, and JL has chosen wisely. No ass kissing involved.Originally posted by YOhio View Post
I think a wiser use of my time is trying to find a way to get my wife's boobers done and have my MSA pay for it...Comment
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Pay no attention to him, amigo. Jealousy can be ugly sometimes.Originally posted by NorthwestUteFan View Post"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
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You want his toe? I can get you his toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
Hell, I can get you his toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polishComment
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