this idea when they created cougarguard.com? "This idea" meaning a less nerdy, PG-13 rated version of cougarboard. Just wondering what the objectives of this board are. Thanks.
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Less nerdy? Only PG-13?Originally posted by Lerxst View Post
I was unaware CUF had objectives.
Anyway, welcome aboard. Remember to pick one of the two welcome templates."I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
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Please read the mission statement. It succinctly describes the goals, hopes, and aspirations of the board.Originally posted by Lerxst View Post"You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
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The mission of this board is to slap around CUF-wannabes that show up out of nowhere.Comment
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My objective on this board was to get DDD to laugh at one of my posts.Originally posted by Lerxst View Post
Ever since this post, my contribution to this board is purely pro bono."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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three words that will unlock the secrets of CUF to you: pellegrino-approved template.Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
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Exactly, I can't in good faith welcome anyone to the board who doesn't comply.Originally posted by pellegrino View PostComment
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Board Objective: To lead you carefully down to hell.Dyslexics are teople poo...Comment
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I could have sworn the objective was to provide unlimited access to sex, drugs, and rock and roll. If I could have the sex and drugs I'd be OK without the rock and roll (Apologies to David St. Hubbins)Originally posted by Flystripper View Post"You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
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And reference to the patron saint of quality footwear gets a thumbs up from me.Originally posted by hostile View PostComment
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The guy who invented flip-flops?Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
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Technically your comment is acceptable in a PG-13 movie, as the obscenity was not used to represent the sexual act. However, had you worked in another of the same obscenity, you'd have been golden.Originally posted by SuperGabers View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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Originally posted by SuperGabers View Post
I'm your huckleberry.
"I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJFComment
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