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  • "Yo SanJuanSun, why you wear yo pants like that?"

    "Fo' easy access, baby."

    I'm taking a page out of Bastage's introduction and registering at Ellis Island. I'm a legal immigrant now baby!

    How did you find CUF?

    I had some vague knowledge of CUF for maybe a year now. I started on CB in late 2001, and noticed that especially in the last two years that my favorite posters were less prolific over there. And surprise, surprise: they're all here. So basically I just follow the crowd.

    Message boards are a funny thing. My wife doesn't understand it, but I almost feel like I know many of you, as I read and admired your work for years. I really enjoyed CB, still do actually, but I feel like the tenor of that board has changed over time (more on that later). I also posted a few times on CougarGuard, but was shocked after a several month hiatus to return and find it a ghost town. Only people left were Mike Waters and Archaea playing banjos.

    What do you like about CUF?

    I like the board format, much easier on the eyes. I like the seperated forums. I like the familiar faces. I like that the discourse between Utes and Cougars is a little wittier and more substantial.

    I like that it's not TBS, which I despise and yet still pay for.

    What don't you like about CUF?

    No rules so far as I've seen. I've been condirioned for a long time, I jonesing for some internet message board rules. This freedom scares me.

    How did you choose your moniker?

    I was a junior college transfer to BYU from San Juan College in New Mexico. When I was a kid, the Suns were the mascot, despite a lack of any sports teams. So I'm just trying to keep it real.

    The funny thing is, lots of people assume I'm Hispanic (not that there's anything wrong with that). I'm just not.

    What do you do (other than read CUF)?

    Husband of one, father of three. I'm a general surgery resident, just over halfway finished with my training.

    As I type this, I just got out of the OR with a trauma, a guy got shot up pretty bad (11 holes), and I can't sleep.

    I enjoy spending time with my family. Awesome wife (I married multiple notches above myself). I have a six year old boy who worships the ground I walk on, loves sports, is a great kid. A 4 year old daughter who likes to draw. An 18 month old boy, who main goal in life is to jump off high objects. Lots of good times at my house.

    I enjoy playing basketball. I assistant coach my kid's baseball/football/basketball teams. I enjoy smoking fools on Modern Warfare 2 (shout out to my PS3 peeps). I read anything historical, I love driving long distances, talk radio, and DirecTV. I also enjoy quoting obscure Easy E lyrics and attributing them to myself.

    I'm trying to enjoy running (my wife is a sickeningly dedicated runner) and eating right, but I'm not near being there yet.

    What are your sports loyalties?

    BYU - As a 6 year old in Vernal, Utah, the 1984 Nat'l Title set me on the path to Cougar fandom. As a 12 year old, the Miami game sealed the deal. I've been hopelessly hooked ever since.

    Jazz - Had a Ute loving uncle who hooked me on the Jazz while I lived with him for a year. Like I said, I'm basically a follower.

    Braves - my first 4 baseball teams as a kid were all the Braves, and the major league team was always on TBS in the 80s. Too bad they sucked at the time. But the 90s were nice.

    What's your standing in the church?

    Active, in our branch presidency. I firmly believe in orthodoxy, but also in free thought and agency.

    I grew up with an inactive mom and a nonmember dad. I got involved in the Church through camping with Young Mens, and somehow ended up on a mission (I was a pre-raising-the-bar missionary). Got married in the temple, and been rolling along since.

    Do you pee in the sink?

    Yes, but I only do it after I've lathered up some suds, because if you pee before the soap smell gets in the air I'd get busted.

    When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?

    No, I won't do drugs with my kids. But I'll sell them to yours.

    Are you looking forward to Wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?

    Yeah, I'm curious. I don't know what it will be, but I'm guessing it has something to do with hand signals and whatever that Idaho senator was doing in the airport bathroom stall.

    Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?

    Lurking maybe two months. Creepy because that's how I roll, I guess.
    "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

    - Ty Cobb

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    Welcome!
    Visca Catalunya Lliure

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    • #3
      Welcome, welcome,

      Nice intro, we always need more free medical advisors here

      I may be small, but I'm slow.

      A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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      • #4
        Welcome SJS. Glad you're over here. You've always been one of my favorites.
        A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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        • #5
          11 holes? Dang. Where are you doing your residency so I won't drive through that area?

          Welcome.
          "Nobody listens to Turtle."
          -Turtle
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          • #6
            Nice to have you here.

            The doctors are trying to play catch-up with the lawyers on the board and seem to have brought their A game lately. Looks like it's time for the legal eagles of the world to step up the recruiting.

            Also, for Mormons, we have a surprisingly low amount of dentists around here. Don't tell me they actually work for their money.

            Welcome.

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            • #7
              Great intro. Welcome aboard.
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • #8
                Another excellent addition to CUF's medical staff. Welcome, SJS, it's great you found your way here.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                  11 holes? Dang. Where are you doing your residency so I won't drive through that area?

                  Welcome.
                  I'm going to guess Detroit.
                  A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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                  • #10
                    Welcome, San Juan Sun.

                    I assumed your moniker had something to do with Puerto Rico (maybe a mission?), so nice to know the derivation.
                    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by San Juan Sun
                      I enjoy smoking fools on Modern Warfare 2 (shout out to my PS3 peeps)
                      holllllllllllllllllllllllllla

                      it's about time you get your post on more often
                      Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                      • #12
                        Welcome.

                        Do you find that your job leaves you sleepless frequently? Or is it just specific situations such as the one you were dealing with when you posted?
                        "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                        Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                        • #13
                          At least you aren't a lawyer.
                          Get confident, stupid
                          -landpoke

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                          • #14
                            Welcome SanJuanSun, I am pleased you chose to use the pellegrino-approved template to introduce yourself.
                            Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                            God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                            Alessandro Manzoni

                            Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                            pelagius

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
                              ...noticed that especially in the last two years that my favorite posters were less prolific over there. And surprise, surprise: they're all here. So basically I just follow the crowd.
                              People say this a lot when they first come here. I like to pretend they're talking about me.
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                              "Outlined against a blue, gray
                              October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
                              Grantland Rice, 1924

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