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    How did you find CUF?

    From CG. I decided to follow the herd. I do hate that Colin Cowherd, though.


    What do you like about CUF?

    Interesting topics, a lot of humorous posts, rubbing shoulders with other like-minded salt-of-the-earth types like myself (lawyers).


    What don't you like about CUF?

    That Color Me Badd Fan avatar of the nekkid dude.


    How did you choose your moniker?

    I was about to graduate from Law School when I first signed on to CG. I thought that a homophone moniker would be cool. I was wrong, but I kept the name anyway when I came over here to maintain the goodwill associated with it that I built up over time (and tens of posts).


    What do you do (other than read CUF)?

    I do a lot of things. For example, I accept, care, enjoy, happen, lead, open, reduce, settle, teach, account, carry, count, examine, hate, learn, order, refer, shake, tell, achieve, catch, cover, exist, have, leave, reflect, tend, act, cause, create, expect, head, lend, own, refuse, share, test, add, change, cross, experience, hear, let, pass, regard, shoot, thank, admit, charge, cry, explain, help, lie, pay, relate, should, think (arguable), affect, check, cut, express, hide, like, perform, release, shout, throw, afford, choose, damage, extend, hit, limit, pick, remain, show, touch, agree, claim, dance, face, hold, link, place, remember, shut, train, aim, clean, deal, fail, hope, listen, plan, remove, sing, travel, allow, clear, decide, fall, hurt, live, play, repeat, sit, treat, answer, climb, deliver, fasten, identify, look, point, replace, sleep, try, appear, close, demand, feed, imagine, lose, prefer, reply, smile, turn, apply, collect, deny, feel, improve, love, prepare, report, sort, understand, argue, come, depend, fight, include, make, present, represent, sound, use, arrange, commit, describe, fill, increase, manage, press, require, speak, used, to, arrive, compare, design, find, indicate, mark, prevent, rest, stand, visit, ask, complain, destroy, finish, influence, matter, produce, result, start, vote, attack, complete, develop, fit, inform, may, promise, return, state, wait, avoid, concern, die (figuratively speaking), fly, intend, mean, protect, reveal, stay, walk, base, confirm, disappear, fold, introduce, measure, prove, ring, stick, want, be, connect, discover, follow, invite, meet, provide, rise, stop, warn, beat, consider, discuss, force, involve, mention, publish, roll, study, wash, become, consist, divide, forget, join, pull, run, succeed, watch, begin, contact, do, forgive, jump, mind, push, save, suffer, wear, believe, contain, draw, form, keep, miss, put, say, suggest, will, belong, continue, dress, kick, move, raise, see, suit, win, break, contribute, drink, gain, reach, seem, supply, wish, build, control, drive, get, knock, need, read, sell, support, wonder, burn, cook, drop, give, know, notice, realize, send, suppose, work, buy, copy, eat, go, obtain, receive, separate, survive, worry, call, correct, enable, grow, laugh, occur, recognize, serve, take, encourage, handle, lay, offer, record, set, talk, and write.

    This is just a small sample of the things I do. I will list additional things I do as I think of them.


    How many States have you lived in?

    In order of length of time spent there:
    Idaho, Utah, Minas Gerais, Washington, Arizona, Maryland


    What are your sports loyalties?

    BYU.:byu1::byu2:

    Also, Mormon Olympians.


    What's your standing in the church?

    Active and good standing. Cub Committee Chair.


    Do you pee in the sink?

    Does a bear poop in the woods? Actually, no. No it does not. That would be gross.


    When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?

    Like I'm gonna share with them?! "Get your own [drug paraphernalia], son/daughter!"


    Are you looking forward to Wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?

    No; probably something about bananas. I did just read the thread about his gal bladder health problems and I sincerely hope you are able to take care of things, though.


    Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?

    I wouldn't call it "lurking." After all, I average 0.17 posts/day (and it will only go up with this post). Part of the reason I only post in spurts is that until last week, my work computer would not accept cookies from the website so I would get logged off every time I browed to a new thread. It was too hard to log in every time I wanted to, just to post some of my worthless drivel.

    Now that I fixed that problem, expect me to upgrade my quantity significantly. I'm thinking I may hit the 0.25 posts/day average by the end of the year!

    However, to do so I would need to post more than 0.35 posts/day over the next 10 months--over double my rate for the past 15 months. A seemingly insurmountable feat.
    "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
    "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
    This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
    "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
    "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

  • #2
    I will keep my welcome to myself until I see you in action in MW2.
    I'm your huckleberry.


    "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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    • #3
      You are becoming more prolific. ~20% of your posts have come in the last 14 days.
      "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

      "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

      "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

      -Rick Majerus

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Lost_Student View Post
        What do you do (other than read CUF)?

        I do a lot of things. For example, I accept, care, enjoy, happen, lead, open, reduce, settle, teach, account, carry, count, examine, hate, learn, order, refer, shake, tell, achieve, catch, cover, exist, have, leave, reflect, tend, act, cause, create, expect, head, lend, own, refuse, share, test, add, change, cross, experience, hear, let, pass, regard, shoot, thank, admit, charge, cry, explain, help, lie, pay, relate, should, think (arguable), affect, check, cut, express, hide, like, perform, release, shout, throw, afford, choose, damage, extend, hit, limit, pick, remain, show, touch, agree, claim, dance, face, hold, link, place, remember, shut, train, aim, clean, deal, fail, hope, listen, plan, remove, sing, travel, allow, clear, decide, fall, hurt, live, play, repeat, sit, treat, answer, climb, deliver, fasten, identify, look, point, replace, sleep, try, appear, close, demand, feed, imagine, lose, prefer, reply, smile, turn, apply, collect, deny, feel, improve, love, prepare, report, sort, understand, argue, come, depend, fight, include, make, present, represent, sound, use, arrange, commit, describe, fill, increase, manage, press, require, speak, used, to, arrive, compare, design, find, indicate, mark, prevent, rest, stand, visit, ask, complain, destroy, finish, influence, matter, produce, result, start, vote, attack, complete, develop, fit, inform, may, promise, return, state, wait, avoid, concern, die (figuratively speaking), fly, intend, mean, protect, reveal, stay, walk, base, confirm, disappear, fold, introduce, measure, prove, ring, stick, want, be, connect, discover, follow, invite, meet, provide, rise, stop, warn, beat, consider, discuss, force, involve, mention, publish, roll, study, wash, become, consist, divide, forget, join, pull, run, succeed, watch, begin, contact, do, forgive, jump, mind, push, save, suffer, wear, believe, contain, draw, form, keep, miss, put, say, suggest, will, belong, continue, dress, kick, move, raise, see, suit, win, break, contribute, drink, gain, reach, seem, supply, wish, build, control, drive, get, knock, need, read, sell, support, wonder, burn, cook, drop, give, know, notice, realize, send, suppose, work, buy, copy, eat, go, obtain, receive, separate, survive, worry, call, correct, enable, grow, laugh, occur, recognize, serve, take, encourage, handle, lay, offer, record, set, talk, and write.

        This is just a small sample of the things I do. I will list additional things I do as I think of them.
        I had no idea we would have anything in common. I almost feel like we're neighbors. Welcome!

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        • #5
          What the... now banana boy gets to be the interrogator again? The last dude I asked a question, never even bothered to have a 2nd post, let alone answer my question (though from his intro, I think he is already a member and just wanted to be a one-hit wonder under a 2nd moniker).

          Your avatar kinda creeps me out. Its funny that was an Ensign picture.

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          • #6
            Welcome Lost_Student, it seems that you are now found, despite your moniker. I am pleased you chose to use the pellegrino-approved template to introduce yourself.

            I hope you get the reference to one of my favorite hymns
            Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
            God forgives many things for an act of mercy
            Alessandro Manzoni

            Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

            pelagius

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
              What the... now banana boy gets to be the interrogator again? The last dude I asked a question, never even bothered to have a 2nd post, let alone answer my question (though from his intro, I think he is already a member and just wanted to be a one-hit wonder under a 2nd moniker).

              Your avatar kinda creeps me out. Its funny that was an Ensign picture.
              So fitting that you'd be jealous of my banana.
              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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              • #8
                Welcome. I am glad to have you here.

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                • #9
                  Howdy...

                  I noticed that procreation and golfing were not on your list. We may not have much in common.

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                  • #10
                    Welcome, Welcome

                    I may be small, but I'm slow.

                    A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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                    • #11
                      Always welcome, Lost Student. I've always thought that your post:interesting ratio was quite high, and would be glad to see you post more often. Also I've always liked your avatar image and figured it probably had something to do with DADT.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                        Howdy...

                        I noticed that procreation and golfing were not on your list. We may not have much in common.
                        Really? He did say, although not in this order: call, smile, demand, remove, grow, push, release, cry, and explain

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by filsdepac View Post
                          Really? He did say, although not in this order: call, smile, demand, remove, grow, push, release, cry, and explain
                          I approve this post.
                          τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by filsdepac View Post
                            Really? He did say, although not in this order: call, smile, demand, remove, grow, push, release, cry, and explain
                            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                            • #15
                              Great intro. Keep up the good work.
                              "I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
                              "Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle Ute

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