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    I feel like the party moved and I was too dull/boring for anyone to tell me. I think this site is a better demographic for me: Obnoxious/Older/Sports Nut/LDS/MultiMillionaire/Hot Wifed/BYU Grad.

    How did you find CUF?
    I noticed all the guys that were my age, (thereabouts) were gone.

    What do you like about CUF?
    Seems to be less in your face than some of the "younger" places.

    What don't I like about CUF?
    It has a bit a pungent smell. Like when you go to your grandparents and they haven't bathed in a while, and the smell has ground into the furniture. That kind of smell.

    How did you choose your moniker?
    I've found that usersnames usually pick you.

    What do you do (other than read CUF)?
    I own a small business - work out of the house. My wife rides me like a rented mule, but thats how I get things done. If not for my wife, my income would be half of what it is.

    How many States have you lived in?
    Utah - California - Arizona - Texas - Nebraska - currently Oregon. On my mission lived in Tulsa-OKC-Springfield Mo, - Joplin, Mo, - Tahlequah, OK.

    What are your sports loyalties?
    BYU - Blazers - Cowboys - (#55 LeeRoy Jordan was my 4th grade hero)

    What's your standing in the church?
    True Blue - Dyed in the Wool - Polygamist Roots - Currently a Financial Clerk.

    Do you pee in the sink?
    Not currently - my sinks are too high, I'm not opposed to it though. Albeit, I do have a urination quirk. I have been known to keep a empty peanut butter jar next to my bed.

    When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?
    Kids are 24,21,19,17,13 - Drugs and your children is not a light hearted topic.

    Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?
    Creepy comes naturally. I guess some people don't turn away when confronted with cleavage. CLACKAMASCOUG!
    Last edited by clackamascoug; 12-19-2009, 01:25 AM.

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    Wrong forum. Check out the Ellis Island forum on this site.
    Everything in life is an approximation.

    http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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    • #3
      Welcome, Welcome

      Irashaimasu

      Be sure to use the Pelligrino approved Template to introduce yourself in Ellis Island

      I may be small, but I'm slow.

      A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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      • #4
        I don't get it. Aren't we in Ellis Island? Was the thread moved here?

        Welcome Crackmass.
        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

        Dig your own grave, and save!

        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • #5
          LA Ute's reign for Most Confusing Thread Title was short-lived.
          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
            LA Ute's reign for Most Confusing Thread Title was short-lived.
            I think it was meant to be a directive. You know, "Welcome new people, or else." I always thought we were pretty receptive to new folks.
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            Dig your own grave, and save!

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by falafel View Post
              I don't get it. Aren't we in Ellis Island? Was the thread moved here?
              Yes

              I may be small, but I'm slow.

              A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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              • #8
                Originally posted by falafel View Post
                I think it was meant to be a directive. You know, "Welcome new people, or else." I always thought we were pretty receptive to new folks.
                The all-caps emphasis on the first word threw me for a loop, I guess.

                I interpreted it as the start of a stirring speech, along the lines of "Friends, Romans, Countrymen...." or "I am Mister Rourke....WELCOME to Fantasy Island!"
                Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                • #9
                  Welcome. I am glad to have you here.

                  If your board name is embedded code for, crack in my ass, that is real clever.

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                  • #10
                    Newcomer Q&A

                    Edited this space so that intro material is at the top.
                    Last edited by clackamascoug; 12-19-2009, 01:22 AM.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                      My wife rides me like a rented mule
                      Hi ho Silver!
                      If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

                      "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

                      "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by SoCalCoug View Post
                        Hi ho Silver!
                        I also found this troubling

                        If not for my wife, my income would be half of what it is.
                        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                        • #13
                          What type of business do you run?
                          Get confident, stupid
                          -landpoke

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                            I also found this troubling
                            Pretty obvious what his small business is, eh?

                            At least now we have a use for this smilie:
                            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                            • #15
                              Importer of Durable Medical

                              I've got a supply chain in China, import to Portland, distribute through medical supply.

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