Satan wasn't such a bad guy until he spent a semester in Utah County...

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  • old_gregg
    scaly man fish
    • Nov 2009
    • 16915

    #1

    Satan wasn't such a bad guy until he spent a semester in Utah County...

    How did you find CUF?
    1337coug (my homeboy, who is also new), also as a result of cougarboard's vacuity.

    What do you like about CUF?
    Its ability to distract me from studying/productivity is truly profound. In addition, it's not cougarboard.

    What don't I like about CUF?
    vBulletin kind of blows.

    How did you choose your moniker?
    It's a combination of my name. (If you want to know it, you'll have to take me to Sizzler on a Thursday morning and be wearing Sex Panther Cologne (60% of the time it works all the time)).

    My avatar is the man, the myth, the legend: Gary Busey.

    What do you do (other than read CUF)?
    I'm an accounting student at BYU, I obsessively play COD (MW1 and 2) on PS3, I won the school geography bee once, I can speak ebonics, and I know for a fact that Jack the Ripper was one of the Three Nephites.

    How many States have you lived in?
    I'd count Provo as a different universe from the rest of the world, but if we're counting by actual states, two.

    What are your sports loyalties?
    BYU Football/Basketball-I was raised an inactive Ute (pops did undergrad work there, and got his J.D. there, but isn't one for sports), but successfully made the conversion after enrolling at the Y.

    The Jazz-pretty sure it's not relevant, but I am a rabid Jazz fan and will challenge any Laker fans to a fight (and by fight, I mean game of chess or Call of Duty).

    What's your standing in the church?
    What are they calling the readers of FARMS/FAIRLDS these days? I think we're apologists. I am active in good standing, even though living in the UC makes me not want to be.

    Do you pee in the sink?
    Depends on whose sink it is; I am not categorically opposed.

    When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?
    Depends on the kind of drug.

    Are you looking forward to Art Vandelay's welcome question and what do you think it will be?
    Of course, it better be something regarding architecture.

    Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?
    Not as long as some of the other intros I've read, but long enough to make a decision that registering and making some posts wasn't that bad of an idea. By the way, you should really sleep on your back. It really helps the snoring, and your wife doesn't like that.
    Last edited by old_gregg; 11-13-2009, 05:40 PM. Reason: spelling made baby jesus cry
    Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.
  • BoylenOver
    Junior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 9146

    #2
    What's your name on CB? I want to make sure we can be friends.

    Welcome to CUF. I actually thought that was Nick Nolte in your avatar.
    "I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
    "Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle Ute

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    • wuapinmon
      Soul Plumber
      • Dec 2008
      • 30711

      #3
      Welcome to CUF! "Vacuosity?" Stop trying so hard, newbie. We like you for you, not because you look like Cindy Crawford, or that guy who played in Fargo---I think his name was Steve.

      I'll get you a question later today....it's not Art Vandelay's question; it's wuapinmon's <redacted> question, and you'll answer it thoughtfully or we SHALL NOT be BFFs.


      IN CASE YOU CAN'T TELL MY TONE IS ONE OF PLAYFUL JOSHING!
      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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      • doctorcoug
        To Win is to Honor Him
        • Jun 2009
        • 2273

        #4
        Oh boy, a cuf faux pas! Don't piss off wuap
        "Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"

        "So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"

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        • Surfah
          Where's Wallace?
          • Nov 2008
          • 33726

          #5
          Originally posted by camleish View Post
          What do you do (other than read CUF)?
          I'm an accounting student at BYU, I obsessively play COD (MW1 and 2) on PS3, I won the school geography bee once, I can speak ebonics, and I know for a fact that Jack the Ripper was one of the Three Nephites.
          There's a thread that needs your help.
          "Nobody listens to Turtle."
          -Turtle
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          • pellegrino
            miserere me
            • Jan 2009
            • 12100

            #6
            Welcome Satan camleish, I am pleased you chose the pellegrino-approved template to introduce yourself.
            Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
            God forgives many things for an act of mercy
            Alessandro Manzoni

            Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

            pelagius

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            • I.J. Reilly
              Nobody's Fool
              • Apr 2009
              • 2949

              #7
              Welcome, camleish. Don't mind wuap calling you on vocab. It's all the poor man has left; even his identity is no longer safe.

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              • byu71
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 22070

                #8
                Welcome. I am glad to have you here.


                Note: I enjoy learning new words. I looked up vacuous and am glad you weren't talking about me.

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                • il Padrino Ute
                  Junior Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 19161

                  #9
                  Welcome.

                  As is always the case, the new guy buys dinner.
                  "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                  "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                  • beefytee
                    Board eye candy
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 7542

                    #10
                    Good to have you here.

                    I'll be sure not to overlook your posts in the future.

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                    • Non Sequitur
                      Where did I put my bodkin
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 5773

                      #11
                      I can stand the vacuosity over on CougarBoard. It's the self-rightosity that drives ME crazy.
                      "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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                      • byu71
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 22070

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Non Sequitur View Post
                        I can stand the vacuosity over on CougarBoard. It's the self-rightosity that drives ME crazy.
                        It's not the self-rightosity that bothers me over there, it is the arrogantosity that bugs me.

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                        • YOhio
                          Hipster Mode
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 26165

                          #13
                          Originally posted by doctorcoug View Post
                          Oh boy, a cuf faux pas! Don't piss off wuap
                          That's a CUF rite of passage.

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                          • Art Vandelay
                            Striving for mediocrity
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 10516

                            #14
                            Don't let all these grammar natzies get you down cameltoe. I suggest you follow the creekster method (a slight variation of the rhythm method) and blame all your errors on poor typing.

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                            • falafel
                              loves to talk on things
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 37906

                              #15
                              Everyone has their own standard welcome sentence these days. Except me.

                              Welcome.
                              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                              Dig your own grave, and save!

                              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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