I am wuapinmon

[falafel]

1 DDD post = 2 Babs or YOhio posts = 3 HFNW, PAC, or landpoke posts = 4 Tim, Surfah, cowboy, SU, CJF, Robin, IJR, Coach, Rosebud, or BYU71 posts =5 most everyone else posts = 1000 falawful posts = JIC's entire body of work.

How many times in those 1000 posts does falafel provoke the wrath of Rosebud? 0.

[wuapinmon]

How many times in those 1000 posts does falafel provoke the wrath of Rosebud? 0.

Rosebud's wrath doesn't scare me one iota......BBB's, well, now that's another thing entirely ('entire' as Art would put it).

[Jarid in Cedar]

1 DDD post = 2 Babs or YOhio posts = 3 HFNW, PAC, or landpoke posts = 4 Tim, Surfah, cowboy, SU, CJF, Robin, IJR, Coach, Rosebud, or BYU71 posts =5 most everyone else posts = 1000 falawful posts = JIC's entire body of work.

And I thought we would be great friends

[falafel]

And I thought we would be great friends

Don't worry Jarid, you're still on a 1:2.8 ratio to my posts. That's got to make you feel good.

[Jarid in Cedar]

Don't worry Jarid, you're still on a 1:2.8 ratio to my posts. That's got to make you feel good.

The dregs of CUF, we be.

[wuapinmon]

I love you and I'm proud of you both, in so many different ways.

[Commando]

Me... I got picked?...Woo Hoo


In one of the seminal movies of the 80's "The Karate Kid" we learn that Johnny Lawrence is the 3 time defending All Valley Champion. Though he is rich, good looking, and buys his Halloween costume in bulk, he willing practices daily with the Cobra Kai and Sensei Kreese. At the 1984 All Valley Championship (which is surprising well attended) there is no indication that Johnny is drunk, uncontrollably angry from being dumped by his slightly plump ex-girlfriend Ali, or having any lingering effects of the beat down he received at the hands of a part-time apartment handyman.

This is my question: When Johnny saw "the crane" for the first time on the deciding point of the championship match why did he suddenly starting fighting like Potsie Weber? Try standing in the crane position or have one of your children do it. What else could Daniel do to score a point but kick? There is nothing else he could have done. How does the 3 time defending champion not only lose to something that resemble the Wolf Dance from "Teen Wolf" but actually congratulates the skinny poor kid who is dating his ex? Please give me a rational explanation for Johnny's behavior?

best. question. ever.

(in Johnny's defense for his fighting behavior, however, Daniel could have attacked him with a barrage of finger strikes typical to the crane style)

[pellegrino]

Welcome Wuap, I am pleased you chose the pellegrino-approved template to introduce yourself.

[byu71]

Welcome. I am glad to have you here.

[Art Vandelay]

best. question. ever.

(in Johnny's defense for his fighting behavior, however, Daniel could have attacked him with a barrage of finger strikes typical to the crane style)

Wuap is right I probably am not ready for this assignment to be the official question-asker-dude. I wasted a great, if not profound, question on someone who teaches classes on subjects like: Tomatoes-the great Vegetable vs. Fruit Debate.

I should have saved this for a true child of the 80's like Commando, ColorMe, or DDD. I rushed my delivery. I will save my question about if Lt. Daniel Kaffee would have pressed charges against Pete "Maverick" Mitchell for reckless endangerment and manslaughter for a better candidate.

[Art Vandelay]

As an aside, what's the deal with your adverbs?

how? when? where? why?

I write like a ESL 4th grader. That is what happens when you receive a rural Oregon public education. I do know how to swear really well though.

[wuapinmon]

Wuap is right I probably am not ready for this assignment to be the official question-asker-dude. I wasted a great, if not profound, question on someone who teaches classes on subjects like: Tomatoes-the great Vegetable vs. Fruit Debate.

I should have saved this for a true child of the 80's like Commando, ColorMe, or DDD. I rushed my delivery. I will save my question about if Lt. Daniel Kaffee would have pressed charges against Pete "Maverick" Mitchell for reckless endangerment and manslaughter for a better candidate.

You'll long for organic chemistry if you ever take my class. Anyone with above average intelligence can memorize regio- and sterio- selectivity equations; Don Mac makes you think.

You can tell me how my liver metabolizes the chemicals in the bananas I eat. I can tell you how the banana came to your table; what it symbolizes; what the real and the human cost were to bring it there; how its commercialization changed our world forever; how to avoid cultural sensitivities in business relationships should you wish to do business with its producers; why the banana matters to world peace; why the price of oil will skyrocket if banana production ever fails; why the United States could some day have to invade Nigeria, Equatorial Guinea, Cameroon, Gabon, and/or Angola if Panama Disease mutates and destroys the Cavendish variety; why Chiquita is a shell of its former self, and why you should not invest in companies that have long histories of human rights abuses of their banana workers. But, more important that any of that, I can help you understand the place of the Other in your world, and how you can seek empathy through understanding.

It's not as sexy as curing cancer, but it makes me happy.



I'm sure that Art could easily pass my class; I'm just talking smack.