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    COUGZ



    After being subjected to playing golf with two of our older (and Viagra dependent) members along with a Ute physician (oxymoron)...I decided to introduce myself.

    I'm COUGZ...how the hell are you?

    I'm the youngest of the 3 CB brothers; Kerm, Crimedog and myself. While I don't claim Crime as a brother of mine due to his gay brothel in Manti....he still is family.

    Enough about that...What do I do? I sell Medical Devices, heart devices to be precise.

    What do I like? Sports....travel....long romantic walks to and from Movies 8....and free samples at Costco during lunch time (or with my wife(who is a total CB hottie) so I don't have to actually take and pay for a date).

    Anyway, there you have it. Enjoy.
    If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer
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    Originally posted by COUGZ View Post

    After being subjected to playing golf with two of our older (and Viagra dependent) members along with a Ute physician (oxymoron)...I decided to introduce myself.

    I'm COUGZ...how the hell are you?

    I'm the youngest of the 3 CB brothers; Kerm, Crimedog and myself. While I don't claim Crime as a brother of mine due to his gay brothel in Manti....he still is family.

    Enough about that...What do I do? I sell Medical Devices, heart devices to be precise.

    What do I like? Sports....travel....long romantic walks to and from Movies 8....and free samples at Costco during lunch time (or with my wife(who is a total CB hottie) so I don't have to actually take and pay for a date).

    Anyway, there you have it. Enjoy.
    Hiya Cougz, er, COUGZ. Welcome.

    For those of us that don't go waaaaaay back, what do you mean by "the 3 CB brothers"?
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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    • #3
      COUGZ + scrubs = hotness.

      welcome.
      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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      • #4
        I've got myself and two other brothers who are long time CB regulars....I'm so lucky to be lumped in with their sorry butts.

        And DDD....I appreciate that....I too must admit...I look really good in scrubs, really good.


        Originally posted by falafel View Post
        Hiya Cougz, er, COUGZ. Welcome.

        For those of us that don't go waaaaaay back, what do you mean by "the 3 CB brothers"?
        If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer

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        • #5
          Oh COUGZ, how I have missed thee.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by COUGZ View Post

            After being subjected to playing golf with two of our older (and Viagra dependent) members along with a Ute physician (oxymoron)...I decided to introduce myself.

            I'm COUGZ...how the hell are you?

            I'm the youngest of the 3 CB brothers; Kerm, Crimedog and myself. While I don't claim Crime as a brother of mine due to his gay brothel in Manti....he still is family.

            Enough about that...What do I do? I sell Medical Devices, heart devices to be precise.

            What do I like? Sports....travel....long romantic walks to and from Movies 8....and free samples at Costco during lunch time (or with my wife(who is a total CB hottie) so I don't have to actually take and pay for a date).

            Anyway, there you have it. Enjoy.
            Admit it, you were less concerned that you were paired with a Ute than the fact that I am a lousy golfer who dragged you down.

            Oh and welcome. I think you will like it here quite well.
            "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

            "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

            "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

            -Rick Majerus

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            • #7
              Originally posted by LiveCoug View Post
              Oh COUGZ, how I have missed thee.

              I know you have. PATS is calling are name bro.
              If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jarid in Cedar View Post
                Admit it, you were less concerned that you were paired with a Ute than the fact that I am a lousy golfer who dragged you down.

                Hey, you held your own. Its a good thing you kept snapping your own clubs b/c after you missed several 5 foot par putts...I was ready to help.
                Last edited by COUGZ; 09-22-2009, 04:17 PM.
                If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by COUGZ View Post
                  Hey, you held your own. Its a good thing you kept snapping your own clubs b/c after you missed the many 5 foot par putts...I was ready to help.
                  Hey, it is an excuse to get some new clubs......and to finally take a lesson or two.
                  "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

                  "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

                  "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

                  -Rick Majerus

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                  • #10
                    I have a hard time liking someone who can hit their 3 iron further than I can hit my driver. That being said, I will enjoy having you on here and will just avoid being around you on a golf course.

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                    • #11
                      Welcome COUGZ. For those unfamiliar with this family, just know that the brothers can satisfy all of your dental, medical equipment and gay bathhouse needs.

                      It was no coincidence that this year's golf tourney director placed COUGZ and JaridinCedar in the same foursome with the event's AARP members. It was nice knowing that an excellent physician and a defibrillator (honest!) were always close at hand.

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                      • #12
                        Welcome COUGZ
                        Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                        God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                        Alessandro Manzoni

                        Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                        pelagius

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                        • #13
                          Welcome Cougz. It's nice to have you here.

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                          • #14
                            What instilled in you such a deep love of Transformers as avatars?
                            Get confident, stupid
                            -landpoke

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                              What instilled in you such a deep love of Transformers as avatars?

                              Great question...Transformers have been my favorite toy, cartoon, movie, etc...throughout my life.

                              And they pretty much kick butt.
                              If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer

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