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No Blackhawks = boring playoffs. It is just the truth.
Anyway, here is priority for last to first that you should be rooting for in the Stanley Cup Playoffs
16. Tie - Sharks, Isles, and Blue Jackets. These 3 teams at one point employed that piece of human garbage, Raffi Torres. The franchises all deserve a pox on them for time and all eternity.
13. Lightning. Yzerman is done, but the team was put together primary by that Red Wing bastard. Bad things should happen to them because of this.
12. Bruins. Boston fans are the absolute worst fans in sports. Plus, Gordon Hayward would probably like them to win it. All this means that the Bruins must be shunned.
11. Predators. if you have to start campaigns to keep Blackhawks fans out of your arena, you deserve to never have success. The franchise is an embarrassment.
10. Blues. Secondary rival of the Blackhawks. They deserve bad things to happen to them.
9. Penguins. Beat the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup finals. They deserve bad things to happen to them.
8. Avs. A bunch of Roy lovers that deserve to have Jeremy Roenick shove Stanley Cup rings up their asses.
7. Habs. More Roy lovers.
6. Tie - Maple Leafs and Flames. They are in this position because they are Canadian teams and it is funny that Canadian teams can't win the Stanley Cup
4. Stars. Texas is a horrible place. Bad things should happen to Texas.
3. Knights. Vegas doesn't deserve a good team this early. Also, falafel is a fan which makes them evil.
2. Caps. An acceptable team to root for. I don't have anything really negative to say about them right now.
1. Hurricanes. The team that everyone should be rooting for based on the very really possibility that Don Cherry's head will explode on live TV if the Canes do a post Stanley Cup victory Storm Surge. Root for the bunch of jerks.
Get this damn playoffs over with so we can get to the offseason.
Anyway, here is priority for last to first that you should be rooting for in the Stanley Cup Playoffs
16. Tie - Sharks, Isles, and Blue Jackets. These 3 teams at one point employed that piece of human garbage, Raffi Torres. The franchises all deserve a pox on them for time and all eternity.
13. Lightning. Yzerman is done, but the team was put together primary by that Red Wing bastard. Bad things should happen to them because of this.
12. Bruins. Boston fans are the absolute worst fans in sports. Plus, Gordon Hayward would probably like them to win it. All this means that the Bruins must be shunned.
11. Predators. if you have to start campaigns to keep Blackhawks fans out of your arena, you deserve to never have success. The franchise is an embarrassment.
10. Blues. Secondary rival of the Blackhawks. They deserve bad things to happen to them.
9. Penguins. Beat the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup finals. They deserve bad things to happen to them.
8. Avs. A bunch of Roy lovers that deserve to have Jeremy Roenick shove Stanley Cup rings up their asses.
7. Habs. More Roy lovers.
6. Tie - Maple Leafs and Flames. They are in this position because they are Canadian teams and it is funny that Canadian teams can't win the Stanley Cup
4. Stars. Texas is a horrible place. Bad things should happen to Texas.
3. Knights. Vegas doesn't deserve a good team this early. Also, falafel is a fan which makes them evil.
2. Caps. An acceptable team to root for. I don't have anything really negative to say about them right now.
1. Hurricanes. The team that everyone should be rooting for based on the very really possibility that Don Cherry's head will explode on live TV if the Canes do a post Stanley Cup victory Storm Surge. Root for the bunch of jerks.
Get this damn playoffs over with so we can get to the offseason.
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