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  • #61
    Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
    I had to go to the office tonight. Did I niss anything good? I bOught some mild barley drinks. Can I drink them?
    No. Yes.
    As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
    --Kendrick Lamar

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
      And if you think him leaving is a good thing you are completely out of touch.
      I definitely do not think it’s a good thing. Unless he replaces Clark. Then it might be the goodest thing ever.
      Last edited by ScoopJahoop; 04-06-2019, 09:41 PM.

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      • #63
        Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
        They have really doubled down on Satan. At times it felt like I was watching the church lady.
        It’s because he’s quadrupling his efforts. Guess he’s been phoning it in for a while, but is recommitting.

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        • #64
          I missed her name, but the 1c In RS Presidency’s talk was really good.
          Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

          "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
            I missed her name, but the 1c In RS Presidency’s talk was really good.
            Eubanks. I was impressed.

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            • #66
              #ChoirThugLife



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              I intend to live forever.
              So far, so good.
              --Steven Wright

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              • #67
                Originally posted by LiveCoug View Post
                Eubanks. I was impressed.
                Eubank (no s)
                "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
                "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
                This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
                "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
                "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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                • #68
                  Is Callister wearing a corduroy suit?
                  "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                    • #70
                      This season is boring.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                        This season is boring.
                        I don’t disagree, but I’m a little disappointed that you’re not focusing your thoughts on conference.
                        "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                        "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                        - SeattleUte

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                        • #72
                          That gorgeous brunette in the choir received a decent amount of screentime, for good reason!
                          Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                            This season is boring.
                            Some of us are cool with a gospel feast and don’t need spiritual Twinkie’s to be entertained.


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                            • #74
                              That talk by Eubank made up for the rest of the snoozefest.

                              My wife also liked her non-Utah hair. And I wasn’t blinded by her teeth like I was by the lady from yesterday.
                              I intend to live forever.
                              So far, so good.
                              --Steven Wright

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                              • #75
                                So I'm assuming the WoW announcement will come in the last session as part of a celebration on National Beer Day? I think it would be a nice touch if Nelson cracked open a local craft beer on the stand.
                                As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                                --Kendrick Lamar

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