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  • So my wife had an ultrasound today...

    We were afraid that something was wrong as there was some strange object that my unborn son seemed to be holding. We were relieved as it turned out to be a football. It seems even my unborn son has picked off Max Hall.

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    Originally posted by GrillinUte View Post
    We were afraid that something was wrong as there was some strange object that my unborn son seemed to be holding. We were relieved as it turned out to be a football. It seems even my unborn son has picked off Max Hall.
    What is Max Hall doing in your wife's...oh, never mind.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by GrillinUte View Post
      We were afraid that something was wrong as there was some strange object that my unborn son seemed to be holding. We were relieved as it turned out to be a football. It seems even my unborn son has picked off Max Hall.
      Wow, the majority of the Ute and BYU fanbases are so similar. Nerdy guys that tell lame jokes.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Ruby Soho View Post
        Wow, the majority of the Ute and BYU fanbases are so similar. Nerdy guys that tell lame jokes.
        Does being an aggie fan account for your unnatural sexual attraction to that Bull you have pictured.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ruby Soho View Post
          Wow, the majority of the Ute and BYU fanbases are so similar. Nerdy guys that tell lame jokes.
          Welcome Ruby. Nice to see you on this site.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by GrillinUte View Post
            Does being an aggie fan account for your unnatural sexual attraction to that Bull you have pictured.
            So, this is the Mr Crimson everyone knows and doesn't love.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by beelzebabette View Post
              So, this is the Mr Crimson everyone knows and doesn't love.
              Yes, isn't he cute?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by beelzebabette View Post
                So, this is the Mr Crimson everyone knows and doesn't love.
                The old Mr. C would have described a perverse act involving the pictured livestock. This is toned way down, it's actually kind of endearing.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by beelzebabette View Post
                  So, this is the Mr Crimson everyone knows and doesn't love.
                  Oh, I don't know.

                  Mr. Crimson has really been an impressive poster here at CUF, thus far. I can certainly see why his reputation precedes him.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                    Oh, I don't know.

                    Mr. Crimson has really been an impressive poster here at CUF, thus far. I can certainly see why his reputation precedes him.

                    His wit is sharp. Slice like a ninja, cuts like a razor blade!
                    No question. The way he was able to lure the reader into believing that something was wrong with his unborn child, then quickly turning it around into a Max Hall interception joke was a thing of brilliance. One moment I was wondering what was wrong with his child, what terrible thing had happened. The very next moment I felt suckered, ashamed that the quarterback of my favorite college football team had thrown an interception to a child still in the womb. If he keeps this up, Grillin'Ute will be a formidable foe for the Cougar fans on this site.

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                    • #11
                      So it wasn't genius, it's a slow day and I need some entertainment.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by GrillinUte View Post
                        So it wasn't genius, it's a slow day and I need some entertainment.
                        Everytime I think of your username this comes to my mind:

                        *Banned*

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                          Everytime I think of your username this comes to my mind:
                          I would change it as the plan when I created it was to just lurk and be a normal poster. Then somehow a thread exploded about me and here we are. Is it even possible to change names?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by GrillinUte View Post
                            I would change it as the plan when I created it was to just lurk and be a normal poster. Then somehow a thread exploded about me and here we are. Is it even possible to change names?
                            I'm sure a PM to Jeff Lebowski would take care of the name change.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by GrillinUte View Post
                              So it wasn't genius, it's a slow day and I need some entertainment.
                              One thing to know about this site is that it's a lot more how ufn used to be before Meyer arrived at Utah. The BYU fans here are not as easy to rile up with benign comments.
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