No one has BEER thrown on them at a stadium where they don't sell it....

[Mr. Crimson]

Look if you're going to make up a story and I'm speaking to Matt Bauman, Max Hall or any other idiot across the nation selling this.

In order to throw a beer on someone, you have to smuggle it in. Now beer comes in cans or bottles which are bulky, hard to smuggle in and just don't give you much for your alcohol needs. When smuggling liquor, you smuggle in mini bottles and pour them into your Coke.

Next how do you throw the beer. Beer coming in cans and bottles makes it hard to throw, so you have to get the beer into a cup. So you've increased your risk of being caught even further.

Now, you've gone to all this trouble to get a beer into the stadium and you've gotten it into a cup. You're not going to drink it, you're going to save it to throw on someone. I mean wow.

This is why Matt Bauman is the biggest liar ever. For his story to be true, someone smuggles in beer saves it all game, pours it into a cup then leaps 7 feet onto the field not spilling beer, runs through a crowd rushing the field, all to douse Mr. Bauman.

And I'm not saying people don't throw liquid because I've been hit with enough caffine free coke in LES to know better. But anything would be easier to throw than beer. Hell it would be simpler to use urine.

Sorry I just had to point that out.

[TripletDaddy]

Look if you're going to make up a story and I'm speaking to Matt Bauman, Max Hall or any other idiot across the nation selling this.

Neither Max Hall nor Matt Bauman post here so I hope you aren't expecting an answer from them in this thread.

[Coach McGuirk]

They don't sell apples in LES either, but somehow I end up eating one during the game. Weird!

[cougjunkie]

We have heard this same lame explanation over and over again from ute fans. Not sure which one of you came up with it but the rest of you keep rehashing it.

If you really do not think fans of teams that play in stadiums where beer is not sold do not sneak beer in, you are an idiot.

I have seen Beer at RES and I saw beer at the Rose Bowl. Two places where it is not sold and saw fans in both places with beer in the stadium

[byu71]

Look if you're going to make up a story and I'm speaking to Matt Bauman, Max Hall or any other idiot across the nation selling this.

In order to throw a beer on someone, you have to smuggle it in. Now beer comes in cans or bottles which are bulky, hard to smuggle in and just don't give you much for your alcohol needs. When smuggling liquor, you smuggle in mini bottles and pour them into your Coke.

Next how do you throw the beer. Beer coming in cans and bottles makes it hard to throw, so you have to get the beer into a cup. So you've increased your risk of being caught even further.

Now, you've gone to all this trouble to get a beer into the stadium and you've gotten it into a cup. You're not going to drink it, you're going to save it to throw on someone. I mean wow.

This is why Matt Bauman is the biggest liar ever. For his story to be true, someone smuggles in beer saves it all game, pours it into a cup then leaps 7 feet onto the field not spilling beer, runs through a crowd rushing the field, all to douse Mr. Bauman.

And I'm not saying people don't throw liquid because I've been hit with enough caffine free coke in LES to know better. But anything would be easier to throw than beer. Hell it would be simpler to use urine.

Sorry I just had to point that out.

Lieing is against the honor code. Knowing your track record, if they lied I am sure you would have turned them in and had them kicked out of school.

[cougjunkie]

They don't sell apples in LES either, but somehow I end up eating one during the game. Weird!

You are a liar and full of shit. You would have had to grow a tree, wait 3 years for it become fruit bearing, pick that apple, put it in your bag, carry it in to the stadium, pull it out at the stadium, then eat it. No way you would do that when you could just buy a cougar tail at the concession stand. No one sneaks apples in to stadiums.

[BlueHair]

I pissed on a Crown Royal bottle that someone put in the toilet at LES yesterday.

[statman]

Denial is a common disease among Utes.

A lot of your co-fans are pigs...

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

I was once told on CB that when someone went to Autzen they had beer poured on them. I asked how, since Autzen doesn't sell beer. The response was "are you calling me a liar? it happened."

[Mr. Crimson]

I have seen Beer at RES and I saw beer at the Rose Bowl. Two places where it is not sold and saw fans in both places with beer in the stadium

Now I know you're full of crap as well, because I've been going to Utah Football 20 years, I can think of exactly one time I've seen it and that idiot got caught and was thrown out.

Seriously, I don't doubt any one of 20 different things could have been thrown on the Hall's, but beer wasn't one of them.

[Coach McGuirk]

You are a liar and full of shit. You would have had to grow a tree, wait 3 years for it become fruit bearing, pick that apple, put it in your bag, carry it in to the stadium, pull it out at the stadium, then eat it. No way you would do that when you could just buy a cougar tail at the concession stand. No one sneaks apples in to stadiums.

I did chuck the core at a group of U fans, who were just sitting quietly on their hands, after the George TD. Try doing that with a cougar tail, or a double twist churro!

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

You are a liar and full of shit. You would have had to grow a tree, wait 3 years for it become fruit bearing, pick that apple, put it in your bag, carry it in to the stadium, pull it out at the stadium, then eat it. No way you would do that when you could just buy a cougar tail at the concession stand. No one sneaks apples in to stadiums.

That was funny.

[cougjunkie]

Now I know you're full of crap as well, because I've been going to Utah Football 20 years, I can think of exactly one time I've seen it and that idiot got caught and was thrown out.

Seriously, I don't doubt any one of 20 different things could have been thrown on the Hall's, but beer wasn't one of them.

You are obviously not very observant because I have been going to RES every other year for about 10 years and I have seen it plenty.

[TripletDaddy]

I did chuck the core at a group of U fans, who were just sitting quietly on their hands, after the George TD. Try doing that with a cougar tail, or a double twist churro!

speaking of this, I noticed that LES has churro vendors roaming the aisles during the game. They wear these funny stovepipe hats that are modded to look like giant churros!

[DrumNFeather]

You are obviously not very observant because I have been going to RES every other year for about 10 years and I have seen it plenty.

Don't lie, you give beer out and encourage fans to throw it on people. Folks, we have our squeaky wheel!