Tweet
Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski
View Post
Typical ortho-mo response. 
-
i said allegedly
Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est. -
Typical orth-mo response.Originally posted by imanihonjin View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
-
Cringe-worthy!Originally posted by Donuthole View Post"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
-
They should have gotten a dna test on that poop swastika.Comment
-
If they can unlock the soon-to-be-discovered DaVinci Code-like series of puzzles that will undoubtedly lead to the poop swastika, you bet they will!Originally posted by New Mexican Disaster View Post"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"Comment
-
"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
-
To add to the fun the SJW who no longer feels like a human being at Mizzou is also a silver spoon whose dad is an Exec. Vice Pres at Union Pacific with a base salary of $1.5 million and total comp of $8.4 million in 2014. Times are hard.Last edited by TexTechCoug; 11-11-2015, 10:04 AM.Comment
-
-
Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostTypical ortho-mo response.
"Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault
"Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick FavorsComment
-
Those students and SJWs can eass!Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
-
These professors can't get out of that place fast enough! Dale Brigham, Ph.D. probably resigned after realizing no amount of higher education was going to fix Torri Dawson's horrible grammar and punctuation.Originally posted by Bo Diddley View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
-
Will donate kidney for B12 membership.Comment
-
I saw this on another website by a poster who called himself "Exlax and Garstinkel." I think I could probably tweak the lyrics and come up with something slightly better, but it would still be derivative of the original:
Hello Feces, my old friend
I've come to draw with you again
Because a swastika needs to be here
In a medium come from my rear
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Upon tile walls of bathroomsPart of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”Comment
-
maybe the least clever and funny thing i've ever seen in my entire lifeTe Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.Comment
Comment