Male Camel Toe Syndrome: I'll Never Get Enough of USU

[Surfah]

Yeah, Kyle Van Noy was pretty good. Our defense is not good.

Our defensive line is really weak. That's the problem. It starts up front. We're getting nothing from them. We could have Revis and Sherman at corner and it wouldn't matter with how bad we've been. Worse, Howell isn't doing much if anything to bring pressure.

[Flystripper]

Male Camel Toe Syndrome: I'll Never Get Enough of USU

Serious question. Did any of Jaime's defenses give up as many as 28 points in a first half to team as bad as USU and with a back up QB? That first half might be unprecedented bad.

Yup. I give them 7 with one on a short field. But 21 is still bad.

[SCcoug]

Well last time usu did this we fired our d coordinator. Here we go again!!

I wouldn't be opposed to Howell not being our DC, or secondary coach or employed at BYU for that matter.

[Omaha 680]

This is what happens when you play with fire.

As bad as I feel, I still have hope and the expectation that CS will pull this out. I must be insane.

It's past midnight. I have put in about 60 hours this week already and have a full day of work tomorrow. Common sense says go to bed, but I can't ever turn BYU off. In many ways I'm still that little kid believing that there is a way to pull out every game. I know it's insane but I'm not changing at this point.

[wally]

That was a nasty break. Totally sucks for Taysom. Such crap luck for such a good kid.

[SCcoug]

Well last time usu did this we fired our d coordinator. Here we go again!!

I wouldn't be opposed to Howell not being our DC, or secondary coach or employed at BYU for that matter.

[Surfah]

I was wondering where Alisa and Stout have been. For a tired defense, why haven't these two guys seen any reps tonight? Why is JJ still on the field over Davis? Bronco, you need to fix this shit.

[smokymountainrain]

The silver lining in this mess is that this thread has been and will continue to be pure comedy gold.

[smokymountainrain]

I was wondering where Alisa and Stout have been. For a tired defense, why haven't these two guys seen any reps tonight? Why is JJ still on the field over Davis? Bronco, you need to fix this shit.

Yeah, that's bizarre. Is it possible they have been suspended? Otherwise that is just really baffling.

[San Juan Sun]

As pissed as I am, I feel OK with Christian Stewart. I have no rational reason to feel this way, but it is what it is.

[MarkGrace]

Didn't realize Stewart is a senior.

[MarkGrace]

I was wondering where Alisa and Stout have been. For a tired defense, why haven't these two guys seen any reps tonight? Why is JJ still on the field over Davis? Bronco, you need to fix this shit.

Supposedly we wanted to see Pikula and JLD on the field together? Why? Hasn't Stout been our best ILB?

[Pheidippides]

Bombay Sapphire, tonic, lime, and ice. Rinse & repeat.

Screw your mixers. I'm into the spiced rum neat.

[smokymountainrain]

Who's the next QB in line? McCoy Hill?

[MarkGrace]

Per Wrubell,

In the Bronco era, BYU has never come back from down 14+ points to win a game. If the Cougars do it tonight, it will be without Taysom Hill.

Weren't we down by that much in the Nelson game?