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    This one is for you landpoke.
    As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
    --Kendrick Lamar

  • #2
    I'd never heard that Craig James killed 5 hookers while he was at SMU.
    "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
    "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
    "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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    • #3
      I hope Craig James dies of fiery chlamydia. Somebody needs to put a bigger lock on Adam's shed next time.
      Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by DU Ute View Post
        I'd never heard that Craig James killed 5 hookers while he was at SMU.
        DU it would be completely irresponsible to repeat the rumor that Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU. Even if it is true.
        There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

        Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

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        Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by landpoke View Post
          DU it would be completely irresponsible to repeat the rumor that Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU. Even if it is true.
          I heard they were tranny hookers. Those are the best kind.
          "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
          -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Solon View Post
            I heard they were tranny hookers. Those are the best kind.
            Once again, it is irresponsible to suggest that Craig James killed, dismembered and wore the skin of 5 tranny hookers while at SMU.
            There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

            Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

            Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
            Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

            Tomorrow is Saturday
            And Sunday comes afterwards

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            • #7
              Originally posted by landpoke View Post
              Once again, it is irresponsible to suggest that Craig James killed, dismembered and wore the skin of 5 tranny hookers while at SMU.
              You forgot to mention that this occurred after he made a slip 'n slide with their blood.
              "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

              "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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              • #8
                Originally posted by hostile View Post
                You forgot to mention that this occurred after he made a slip 'n slide with their blood.
                Allegedly.

                Rumor also has it Craig James sold five whore bone wind chimes around the time of their deaths at a garage sale.
                Last edited by Coach McGuirk; 11-11-2011, 07:54 AM.

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                • #9
                  There wouldn't be all these rumors that CRAIG JAMES BRUTALLY MURDERED 5 HOOKERS AND USES THEIR DISMEMBERED CORPSES AS HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS if there wasn't at least some truth to it. Right?
                  "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
                  "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
                  "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Solon View Post
                    I heard they were tranny hookers. Those are the best kind.
                    How do you and Craig James know this?
                    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by creekster View Post
                      How do you and Craig James know this?
                      Craig James had me call Tim Tebow for some tranny-hooker recommendations. I had to call Tim anyways to check on a cocaine shipment.
                      "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
                      -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DU Ute View Post
                        There wouldn't be all these rumors that CRAIG JAMES BRUTALLY MURDERED 5 HOOKERS AND USES THEIR DISMEMBERED CORPSES AS HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS if there wasn't at least some truth to it. Right?
                        I can neither confirm nor deny that Craig James killed five hookers (allegedly trannys), dismembered them, used their blood for a slip 'n slide and then sold their various body parts as trinkets while dressed in their skin. However I will mention that when I was a kid there was a rumor that there were spider eggs in Bubble Yum brand bubble gum. Snopes.com has since convincingly debunked this story, yet remains silent on the rumor that that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU. You can draw your own conclusions from that.
                        Last edited by landpoke; 11-11-2011, 08:10 AM.
                        There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

                        Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

                        Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
                        Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

                        Tomorrow is Saturday
                        And Sunday comes afterwards

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                        • #13
                          There is no truth to the rumor that Craig James took out the tranny hookers because he hated the competition and wanted to be the best tranny hooker in Dallas. And that he killed them while he chewed spider egg bubble gum.

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                          • #14
                            You people need to stop with all this wild speculation about blood slip-n-slide's, etc. Craig James is a professional tranny hooker killer. He kills them and dissolves them in a vat of acid like a true professional.
                            As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                            --Kendrick Lamar

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                              You people need to stop with all this wild speculation about blood slip-n-slide's, etc. Craig James is a professional tranny hooker killer. He kills them and dissolves them in a vat of acid like a true professional.
                              We'll have to agree to disagree regarding the methods CRAIG JAMES used to dispose of the FIVE HOOKERS he allegedly KILLED AT SMU. However, and this is based purely on my knowledge of CRAIG JAMES as a media personality, I would be shocked if there wasn't some sort of ritualistic canabalism involved in the deaths of the FIVE HOOKERS CRAIG JAMES is rumored to have KILLED WHILE AT SMU.
                              Last edited by landpoke; 11-11-2011, 10:09 AM.
                              There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

                              Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

                              Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
                              Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

                              Tomorrow is Saturday
                              And Sunday comes afterwards

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