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  • falafel
    loves to talk on things
    • Mar 2009
    • 37988

    #1

    The National Football League

    Like the Death Thread, it doesn't seem like we need a yearly NFL thread.


    First play of tonight's Vikings/Chargers game was a big kick-off return from the 1 to the 45. Sadly, it was a called back due to holding on the return team. The offending player: Tyler Batty.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

    Dig your own grave, and save!

    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
  • Donuthole
    Official Outgayer
    • Nov 2008
    • 25268

    #2
    Originally posted by falafel View Post
    Like the Death Thread, it doesn't seem like we need a yearly NFL thread.


    First play of tonight's Vikings/Chargers game was a big kick-off return from the 1 to the 45. Sadly, it was a called back due to holding on the return team. The offending player: Tyler Batty.
    Tyler Batty has been instrumental in the creation and execution of an effective combat to the Tush Push, so he gets a pass.
    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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    • falafel
      loves to talk on things
      • Mar 2009
      • 37988

      #3
      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post

      Tyler Batty has been instrumental in the creation and execution of an effective combat to the Tush Push, so he gets a pass.
      Any Coug gets a pass from me!


      Also, interesting coincidence that the Jim Harbaugh's Chargers are wearing blue and maize.
      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

      Dig your own grave, and save!

      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • YOhio
        Hipster Mode
        • Nov 2008
        • 26165

        #4
        Joe Flacco is a football god

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        • falafel
          loves to talk on things
          • Mar 2009
          • 37988

          #5
          Originally posted by YOhio View Post
          Joe Flacco is a football god
          A god that loses games, I guess. Go ahead and worship that god, my friend. A LOSER God!
          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

          Dig your own grave, and save!

          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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          • Northwestcoug
            Cocked and Loaded
            • May 2011
            • 18029

            #6
            Please Puka, do not do this with your next touchdown:

            "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
            "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
            - SeattleUte

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            • BigPiney
              Huge Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 12368

              #7
              Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
              Please Puka, do not do this with your next touchdown:

              I am not familiar with that, but my first thought was it was an antisemitic "greedy Jew" thing. If so, that is not good at all.

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              • Northwestcoug
                Cocked and Loaded
                • May 2011
                • 18029

                #8
                Originally posted by BigPiney View Post

                I am not familiar with that, but my first thought was it was an antisemitic "greedy Jew" thing. If so, that is not good at all.
                Me neither. But that's my impression also.
                "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                - SeattleUte

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                • BigPiney
                  Huge Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 12368

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post

                  Me neither. But that's my impression also.
                  Upon learning more, the guy he is doing it with seems to be Jewish. But still not a good look.

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                  • Donuthole
                    Official Outgayer
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 25268

                    #10
                    Puka apparently let those influencers into Rams facilities without permission and on a short week. When McVAy found out about it he was pissed. Puka is venturing a little closer to Tyreek Hill/Antonio Brown territory than is healthy, I think. YMMV
                    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                    • BigPiney
                      Huge Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 12368

                      #11
                      Puka apologized. I don't think he had any ill intent, good for him (or his handlers).



                      Just a week ago he and I were at the Laker's game together. Well, together... He was in the front row and I was way near the top. But still.

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                      • Donuthole
                        Official Outgayer
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 25268

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
                        Just a week ago he and I were at the Laker's game together. Well, together... He was in the front row and I was way near the top. But still.
                        Is that when his brother stole Tiero's car? Yeesh. Rough week for the Nacuas.

                        https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...ers-player-car
                        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                        • BigPiney
                          Huge Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 12368

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Donuthole View Post

                          Is that when his brother stole Tiero's car? Yeesh. Rough week for the Nacuas.

                          https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...ers-player-car
                          I had nothing to do with that. That is my story and I'm sticking to it.

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                          • falafel
                            loves to talk on things
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 37988

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BigPiney View Post

                            I had nothing to do with that. That is my story and I'm sticking to it.
                            We have proof that you two were in the same building just last week.
                            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                            Dig your own grave, and save!

                            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                            • Northwestcoug
                              Cocked and Loaded
                              • May 2011
                              • 18029

                              #15
                              He did not do the offensive dance. Well for a second he spun the ball on the ground and I was worried, but the second part of the dance was different.
                              "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                              "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                              - SeattleUte

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