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Not to mention the obligatory postpartum six month span.I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper. -
Ha!Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
After their first was born, my friend went with his wife to the follow up visit with the doctor. The doctor told them "four to six weeks". He heard "forty-six weeks".
His wife says he turned white as a sheet.
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Originally posted by Eddie View PostHa!
After their first was born, my friend went with his wife to the follow up visit with the doctor. The doctor told them "four to six weeks". He heard "forty-six weeks".
His wife says he turned white as a sheet.
Does this friend have a pseudonym that begins with a D and ends with a wight?
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We're more like buddies.Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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http://www.deemgeek.com/2016/04/game...ar-it-has.html
Game of Thrones, not just one of the most popular shows on television, but one of the most popular shows in history, has on Sunday once again confirmed its impact on the world! Incidentally, on porn industry… as it happened, the online porn consumption has decreased by 4% on Sunday. And if you think that 4% is not significant, think again!
PornHub, one of the 60 most visited porn sites in the US, has released a statistic showing that 4% in terms of numbers is actually millions and millions of visitor a day!"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Online porn consumption may see a dip during a GoT broadcast, but its liked that overall porn consumption surges during that same time. I know for a fact that GoT is the only time my wife consumes porn.Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
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Dynamite.jpgOriginally posted by falafel View PostI told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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For posterity, I guess someone should post Utah's declaration that porn is a health hazard (just not one that they're going to direct any funding towards). http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-w...-health-hazardI told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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LOL. This article reads like something out of The Onion News...Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
Only in Utah.The 17-month-old black Lab named URL (pronounced "Earl") came to the department at the end of May, and officers jokingly call him their "porn dog." He is trained to smell the chemical compounds unique to photo and video storage.
"He'll definitely find it. He's got an incredible nose," said URL's handler, Detective Cameron Hartman, at a news conference Tuesday.
The dog is one of nine electronic-detection K-9s in the country and the only one in Utah. Weber County got URL — carrying a $10,000 price tag paid for by the Weber Metro Narcotics Strike Force — after Hartman submitted a proposal in October.
Utah won the bid because of the state's high rate of porn consumption, he said, though he did not present data to confirm that anecdote. Utah did, however, become the first state to declare pornography a public health crisis, when Gov. Gary Herbert announced that it's the "full-fledged truth" in April."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
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I love making fun of Utah as much as anyone else, but didn't a dog like this catch Jared from Subway?Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/...-fogle-n415826Get confident, stupid
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Yes, and Utah's new porn dog was trained by the dog that took down Jared.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
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Well I'll be damned... so dogs can really smell porn. I didn't even know it had an unique smell.Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
Maybe the famous quote needs to be updated: "...I know it when Iseesmell it.""If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
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