The Great Ward Taco Night Scam

[Color Me Badd Fan]

So I get a text sent out to everyone about a ward taco night. I don't go to ward activities except for primary stuff and Halloween and Christmas. My wife got the scoop on the taco night yesterday at church. My wife asked me, "so, did you hear about the ward taco night?" I said, "were there more than just 'tacos' there?"

Anyway, people show up and find out that along with a heaping pile of tacos, there's also an unexpected porn lecture dessert. Trick them into coming with the allure of taco, and then beat them over the head with the umpteenth porn lecture because the other 60 porn discussions within the past couple years just weren't enough.

[Donuthole]

So I get a text sent out to everyone about a ward taco night. I don't go to ward activities except for primary stuff and Halloween and Christmas. My wife got the scoop on the taco night yesterday at church. My wife asked me, "so, did you hear about the ward taco night?" I said, "were there more than just 'tacos' there?"

Anyway, people show up and find out that along with a heaping pile of tacos, there's also an unexpected porn lecture dessert. Trick them into coming with the allure of taco, and then beat them over the head with the umpteenth porn lecture because the other 60 porn discussions within the past couple years just weren't enough.

At least someone had a sense of humor about it, apparently.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

We are having a Quatro de Mayo potluck, I wonder if all ward Mexican food get together a are porn related. I almost wonder enough to attend.

[Portland Ute]

At least someone had a sense of humor about it, apparently.

If only they'd have offered beans 'n' franks, also.

[The_Douger]

If only they'd have offered beans 'n' franks, also.

No bangers and mash?