A Little Research Project for Fast and Testimony Meeting

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Stayed home due to The Masters.

Same. Sorry JIC. I'll report next month if I remember.

I've got Bette Midler in my mind thinking about you two while I sit in a non-testistory sacrament.

[CardiacCoug]

Stayed home due to The Masters.

Same. Sorry JIC. I'll report next month if I remember.

[Coach McGuirk]

Stayed home due to The Masters.

[smokymountainrain]

All open mic fans. I have a request.

I would like a report from F&T for the following items

1. Time from after the opening testimony of the bishopric to when the 3rd testimony is complete
2. The number of testimonies given after the 3rd
3. Total time alotted for testimonies at your meeting(from after the bish testimony to their closing statement)

I cannot reveal the reason for this as it may skew reporting.

Thank you for your help with this data collecting adventure.

Also exclude any child who appears to be less than the age of 12

1. 12.5 minutes
2. 6
3. 35 minutes

[The_Douger]

1) 12 minutes
2) 7
3) 34 minutes

I did not count the 5 kids who got up in a row, and were all brothers and sisters, and were glad their brother got baptized yesterday. They also all love their parents and they all know the church is true. Even the four year old.

[Uncle Ted]

In the interest of scientific research here is the raw data from my stop watch app down to the tenth of a second:

Who (in order)	Time used
Bishopric	07:28.8
Sister M	05:17.6
Sister A	05:54.2
Sister H	03:36.7
Brother J	05:36.0
Elder A	01:42.0
Elder B	01:09.7
Brother G	07:31.4

Total time for testimonies: 38:21.5

[Jacob]

1 ten minutes
2 11 testimonies
3 38 minutes

[All-American]

1. Ten minutes (:25 to :35).
2. Nine.
3. Announced: thirty minutes (:25 to :55). Actual: Thirty-eight minutes (:25 to :03)

[Harry Tic]

All open mic fans. I have a request.

I would like a report from F&T for the following items

1. Time from after the opening testimony of the bishopric to when the 3rd testimony is complete
2. The number of testimonies given after the 3rd
3. Total time alotted for testimonies at your meeting(from after the bish testimony to their closing statement)

I cannot reveal the reason for this as it may skew reporting.

Thank you for your help with this data collecting adventure.

Also exclude any child who appears to be less than the age of 12

1. 11 minutes.
2. 6 testimonies (not counting an under-12)
3. 30 minutes, exactly. We did have a baby blessing today.

Thanks for helping to keep me awake today.

[Surfah]

Testimony meeting for us is always the week before conference.

[ewth8tr]

My wife insisted we sit in the chapel today, so no sleep for me.

All open mic fans. I have a request.

I would like a report from F&T for the following items

1. Time from after the opening testimony of the bishopric to when the 3rd testimony is complete

12 minutes (6 of these were taken up by 4 children)

2. The number of testimonies given after the 3rd

6 (plus 6 children)

3. Total time alotted for testimonies at your meeting(from after the bish testimony to their closing statement)

39 minutes

I cannot reveal the reason for this as it may skew reporting.

Thank you for your help with this data collecting adventure.

Also exclude any child who appears to be less than the age of 12

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[Jarid in Cedar]

NOBODY DO THIS! JIC is a ne'er do well and is going to use the data to make fun of us.

If all I wanted to do was to embarrass you, I would just point everyone those pictures that your brother is selling on the internet.

[Bo Diddley]

NOBODY DO THIS! JIC is a ne'er do well and is going to use the data to make fun of us.

I can't foresee any good coming of it either.

[ewth8tr]

I'd have to be awake and/or paying attention, sorry.

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[YOhio]

All open mic fans. I have a request.

I would like a report from F&T for the following items

1. Time from after the opening testimony of the bishopric to when the 3rd testimony is complete
2. The number of testimonies given after the 3rd
3. Total time alotted for testimonies at your meeting(from after the bish testimony to their closing statement)

I cannot reveal the reason for this as it may skew reporting.

Thank you for your help with this data collecting adventure.

Also exclude any child who appears to be less than the age of 12

NOBODY DO THIS! JIC is a ne'er do well and is going to use the data to make fun of us.