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  • #31
    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    Imagine if you had a portal gun that allowed you to transport between dimensions at will. Hell you could even visit other versions of yourself and exchange information. What an adventure.
    With infinite versions of yourself, you become extremely dispensable, which is why your other versions wouldn't think twice of vaporizing you on only the thinnest of rationale.
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    • #32
      Hell: endless strip mall of Joann Fabric stores playing country music on loop.

      I'm staying on that straight and narrow!

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Lost Student View Post
        With infinite versions of yourself, you become extremely dispensable, which is why your other versions wouldn't think twice of vaporizing you on only the thinnest of rationale.
        Who knew that Clack’s gospel tied in so well with Rick and Morty!
        "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
        "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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        • #34
          Originally posted by Lost Student View Post
          With infinite versions of yourself, you become extremely dispensable, which is why your other versions wouldn't think twice of vaporizing you on only the thinnest of rationale.
          Especially since eliminating other versions of yourself in alternate dimensions makes the remaining versions more powerful.
          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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          • #35
            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
            Imagine if you had a portal gun that allowed you to transport between dimensions at will. Hell you could even visit other versions of yourself and exchange information. What an adventure.
            I seen you've taken D&C 130 to heart. That seer stone you'll possess combined with your new name, is the key and password you'll need to exchange information. I think you'd have to knock your heels three times - say some words - grip it just right - and pass through some portal to the other side. I'm not making this stuff up - it's all right there for those with eyes to see. Just remember - mocking the things of God is not your best play.

            Wouldn't it be fun if I was right?

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            • #36
              Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
              I seen you've taken D&C 130 to heart. That seer stone you'll possess combined with your new name, is the key and password you'll need to exchange information. I think you'd have to knock your heels three times - say some words - grip it just right - and pass through some portal to the other side. I'm not making this stuff up - it's all right there for those with eyes to see. Just remember - mocking the things of God is not your best play.

              Wouldn't it be fun if I was right?
              No, this is what it looks like:



              Once you point it and press the button, it creates a funky green swirling portal door you step through to the other dimension.
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