Huge Blow Up in Quorum Meeting

[Green Monstah]

Solid joke.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Several years ago, after all but my youngest brother had moved out of the house, someone spray painted the F word in large letters on the side of my parents' house that was very visible to two streets (they are a corner lot). This was done on Saturday night and was discovered very early Sunday morning. My parents are quite devout in many things including sabbath day observance. But that did not prevent them from going out early Sunday morning and painting over the tag with leftover white paint they had from the last time they had painted their house. Since that day whenever my family jokes about doing something on Sunday we shouldn't, instead of saying "the Ox is in the mire" we say "The F-word in on the house."

By the way, I shared this story with my wife and we both thought it was hilarious. So we have starting using the phrase "The F-word is on the house." We chuckle every time.

[Omaha 680]

By the way, I shared this story with my wife and we both thought it was hilarious. So we have starting using the phrase "The F-word is on the house." We chuckle every time.

I'm glad it could amuse others as much as it has me. I actually spoke in sacrament meeting yesterday on the topic of worship. I almost put in a brief section on sabbath day observance just so I could tell that story. However it would not be as funny if I said "profanity" instead of "F-word" and I worried some would be uncomfortable with me saying "F-word" from the pulpit so I just left it all out.

[Copelius]

I'm glad it could amuse others as much as it has me. I actually spoke in sacrament meeting yesterday on the topic of worship. I almost put in a brief section on sabbath day observance just so I could tell that story. However it would not be as funny if I said "profanity" instead of "F-word" and I worried some would be uncomfortable with me saying "F-word" from the pulpit so I just left it all out.

You would think they would give you a break after all your work a couple weeks ago.

[Omaha 680]

You would think they would give you a break after all your work a couple weeks ago.

Ha, yes. I hadn't given a talk in 3 years so I was due. Just bad timing. But now I get a few weeks off as I don't teach GD again until June 15 and choir won't start again until about that time.

[BigPiney]

Ha, yes. I hadn't given a talk in 3 years so I was due. Just bad timing. But now I get a few weeks off as I don't teach GD again until June 15 and choir won't start again until about that time.

This is my favorite abbreviation. I always read it wrong at first and it is funny to me.

[Bo Diddley]

This is my favorite abbreviation. I always read it wrong at first and it is funny to me.

Same!