Poll: Do All Dogs Go to Heaven?

[Indy Coug]

Iowa.

If that's true, I'm asking for my money back.

[wuapinmon]

When I was in the MTC, (Feb-Apr. 1993), the MTC President gave a talk about how he was certain that family pets would be with them in the Celestial Kingdom. I about it because I hate dogs and I view pets as property, much like my PS3. I'd be sad if it broke, but a couple of days later, I'm good. I think if you want your pet with you in heaven, you probably can have it by your side.

People who anthropomorphize their pets annoy me if they are the kind who bring them up every time you have a conversation. I have loved my pets before. My cat Paisley held a special place in my heart, but I didn't tell people what she did last night the next day at work.

I don't really cotton to turning animals into people. And the whole, Canine/Feline-American idea actually provokes scorn for its proponents in my soul.

[wuapinmon]

Define Heaven.

When I'm lying there in your arms.

[Indy Coug]

When I'm lying there in your arms.

:igiveup:

[RC Vikings]

I've had enough dog chase me on my bike that I'm pretty convinced they are all going to hell. At least that is my hope.

[Green Monstah]

All but pitbulls. They're Beelzebub's breed.

[creekster]

I've had enough dog chase me on my bike that I'm pretty convinced they are all going to hell. At least that is my hope.

Nothing that a waterbottle full of bleach can't cure.

[Green Monstah]

Nothing that a waterbottle full of bleach can't cure.

On my mission, I preferred Ammonia.

[Jacob]

I did not know this was a test. I did not know I would have to read a complex set of instructions before voting. Sorry for screwing up your poll.

Whatever heaven is, no dogs will be in mine...unless I'm old and lonely or need a bird dog. But I'd have to hire someone to train the bird dog.

Also, Michael Vick has become my favorite football player.

[LiveCoug]

Iowa.

Movie reference hack!

[clackamascoug]

I deny ever loving that dog. No one can prove it, and that dog is a damn liar.

[RC Vikings]

Nothing that a waterbottle full of bleach can't cure.

I have learned over the years that they have a top speed of right around 20 mph so the only ones that worry me are the ones that get the angle on me but I may have to try some bleach sometime.

[creekster]

I have learned over the years that they have a top speed of right around 20 mph so the only ones that worry me are the ones that get the angle on me but I may have to try some bleach sometime.

I used to ride my bike out through Bennion and up along the west side of the SLC valley. Past Bennion there was this isolated house that had these really obnoxious and aggressive dogs that kne whow to take the angle. Thye used to really piss me off and scare the crap out of me, to be honest. After one very close call, I used the water bottle full of Clorox trick (which I had learned as a youth from a friend who had a paer route; although he used a syringe)and squirted the dog right int he eyes. He stopped dead in his tracks and started yelping while I rode safely on. I was alittle worried that Imight have blinded him but when I cam by a few days later he was still there but, oddly, he did not pursue me.

[falafel]

I used to ride my bike out through Bennion and up along the west side of the SLC valley. Past Bennion there was this isolated house that had these really obnoxious and aggressive dogs that kne whow to take the angle. Thye used to really piss me off and scare the crap out of me, to be honest. After one very close call, I used the water bottle full of Clorox trick (which I had learned as a youth from a friend who had a paer route; although he used a syringe)and squirted the dog right int he eyes. He stopped dead in his tracks and started yelping while I rode safely on. I was alittle worried that Imight have blinded him but when I cam by a few days later he was still there but, oddly, he did not pursue me.

That's because he couldn't see you.

[TripletDaddy]

Movie reference hack!

I was referring to my favorite band: Slipknot.