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  • Walter Sobchak
    Adventurer
    • Oct 2009
    • 3815
    #1

    Mormon Corn Consumption

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    Last edited by Walter Sobchak; 10-21-2011, 09:36 AM. Reason: none
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    • Art Vandelay
      Striving for mediocrity
      • Jul 2009
      • 10516
      #2
      My stake has an annual High Priest Corn Feed (yes the actual title) every fall. I'm going to pull out that verse from the WOW and try and get them to go all in and serve Pepsi this year.

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        • Color Me Badd Fan
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 12523
          #3
          Judging by the numbers of "relief society arms" I see in any given ward, I'd say that we Mormons are quite the corn fed people.
          Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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            • Solon
              Lost in the flood
              • Nov 2008
              • 5747
              #4
              Originally posted by Space Ghost
              High Priests + Corn (or any other high fiber food) == a good idea.
              It's always bugged me in Genesis 41, how Joseph interprets Pharaoh's dream about the 7 cows and the 7 "ears of corn". "Corn" was the generic word for grain in King James' early 17th century. Obviously the ancient Egyptians weren't eating maize. But that's not what I saw in the coloring pages teacher set down for me.
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                • SeattleUte
                  Faith crisis consultant
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 20837
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Space Ghost View Post
                  D&C 89:17:

                  Despite the WoW warning about eating corn, I love nachos. But the Lord has oxen pegged here... my ox definitely loves nachos too.

                  I don't own a horse, but I don't think a horse would like to eat nachos.

                  cheers.


                  (Sorry Fiyero, couldn't resist.)
                  lol
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                    • Rosebud
                      sledgirl
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 1363
                      #6
                      No idea.... but we bought our fat cat food that didn't have corn in it and she lost all her excess weight in about two months. I don't really understand how pet food manufacturers can claim that grain-based food is healthy for carnivores.

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                        • FMCoug
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 6825
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Space Ghost View Post
                          D&C 89:17:

                          Despite the WoW warning about eating corn, I love nachos. But the Lord has oxen pegged here... my ox definitely loves nachos too.

                          I don't own a horse, but I don't think a horse would like to eat nachos.

                          cheers.


                          (Sorry Fiyero, couldn't resist.)
                          That was positively grapevinian. Well done!
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                            • Tick's wife
                              Junior Member
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 528
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
                              Judging by the numbers of "relief society arms" I see in any given ward, I'd say that we Mormons are quite the corn fed people.
                              yeah, I don't think too many Mormons really obey the WOW as far as 'all things in moderation' are concerned.

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